Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Raffles]

Listening to Dalziel is an absolute fucking chore.

I say this every week but I cannot for the life of me work out how he earns a wage for this.
They’d get a better insight and input asking any guy on the street at random.

 

[Raffles]

Dalziel is what would happen if a wizard or magician brought a tattie to life.Just aimlessly wandering around the edges of a field bumping into things,rolly-polly and bashed but smiling away thinking ‘this is great’.

That is a perfect description!

 

[Diego Maradona]

I say this every week but I cannot for the life of me work out how he earns a wage for this.
They’d get a better insight and input asking any guy on the street at random.

Jobs for their mates. They don’t give a %^*& that he’s shit.

 

[Arkanoid]

Aye keep the same side Owen! Keep your fabled diamond Owen!
Not like Livi played you off the park on your own pig sty is it Owen?

 

[rinosprayer]

Jobs for their mates. They don’t give a %^*& that he’s shit.

Makes big DJ seem insightful and erudite

 

[Arkanoid]

Holy %^*& that sounds like the most bead rattling nasally Clyde caller I've ever heard, was that Martindale?

 

[Wugs]

Dalziel is what would happen if a wizard or magician brought a tattie to life.Just aimlessly wandering around the edges of a field bumping into things,rolly-polly and bashed but smiling away thinking ‘this is great’.

 

[willowbankbear]

I find Tuesday nights the worst , Hannah and dalziel need relieved of their posts , they just agree with everything aren’t controversial and back up the bheasts
I listened to 6-55 an switched off

 

[WAAP]

Brown thinks he is big Marv keep believing

Hope Big Marv charges him for breaking his copyright.

 

[Alex Boyce]

I listened to last nights....late last night and I'm sure poor wee kevin actually broke down just at the end of his call ...there was a distinct wee quiver in his voice

Glorious

An Arrow straight to his heart.

 

[Est1872]

Got a funny feeling they are going to give Lennon a new contract

Get him off the rolling contact onto a 2 year deal

 

[Arminius]

Dalziel is what would happen if a wizard or magician brought a tattie to life.Just aimlessly wandering around the edges of a field bumping into things,rolly-polly and bashed but smiling away thinking ‘this is great’.

That is tremendous

Genius actually LOL

 

[GovanBlueNose]

He just repeats the same garbage, then ends it with everybodys got their own opinion, Im with Hugh here.

Hes a total rocket.

He is the textbook example of someone who says alot without really saying anything.

 

[BN94]

Hope Big Marv charges him for breaking his copyright.

I’d rather see big Marv breaking his legs.

 

[Mason Boyne]

Didn’t hear it tonight , but Alex Rae and Boydie seem to be annoying them just now. Boydie? He just smiles. But what a feckin smile. Alex Rae was brilliant last night. The Limmy clip was doing the rounds yesterday. All Alex said was , after Keevins had lambasted them was “ He hasn’t backed down, he’s doubled down”. Obviously planned because he tweeted yesterday before the show “ don’t worry, we’ve got this” . Feckin Superb.

 

[Mexi]

Dalziel is what would happen if a wizard or magician brought a tattie to life.Just aimlessly wandering around the edges of a field bumping into things,rolly-polly and bashed but smiling away thinking ‘this is great’.

Well he did score a winning goal in a cup final with his nose

 

[DoitdoitdoitnowWATP]

Jobs for their mates. They don’t give a %^*& that he’s shit.

A moonman who employs moonmen doesn't realize there's a problem.
I hope they drown in timmy tears each and everyone of them.

 

[Virgil Hilts]

I’ve not listened to the show for a few nights but can some one explain the “ Celtic dropped 4 points unfairly “ speech to me ?

How unfairly ? What was unjust about not winning both games ? They were pish.

The Scottish “ government “ moved the goalposts to stop the 10.

 

[Virgil Hilts]

Gordan Dalziel, the SSB expert on fitness

Ther’s no T in fikness

 

[Barrymoped]

Didn’t hear it tonight , but Alex Rae and Boydie seem to be annoying them just now. Boydie? He just smiles. But what a feckin smile. Alex Rae was brilliant last night. The Limmy clip was doing the rounds yesterday. All Alex said was , after Keevins had lambasted them was “ He hasn’t backed down, he’s doubled down”. Obviously planned because he tweeted yesterday before the show “ don’t worry, we’ve got this” . Feckin Superb.

Aye it’s great, when a caller stated Alex Rae’s comments last night were a disgrace, Gordon Duncan asked which ones, the guy couldn’t answer, and in the end said he didn’t know as he didn’t listen!

These lunatics are really showing themselves up for being thick as shite

 

[Tailwind]

that was fucking beautiful.

Alex Rae was saying disgraceful stuff last night

like what?

i can't remember

Only thing that bothered me there, once the guy made that comment and couldn’t back it up Gordon should have challenged him more or cut him off for slandering his colleague. Lack of balls from Gordon then. A guy who is throwing out baseless accusations shouldn’t then be allowed to carry on with any other shite to be honest.

 

[blueboab]

I say this every week but I cannot for the life of me work out how he earns a wage for this.
They’d get a better insight and input asking any guy on the street at random.

What kind of money do they get on Clyde for doing the pundit thing

 

[Puggy]

The Scottish “ government “ moved the goalposts to stop the 10.

In what way they trying to claim that ?

 

[D1CYL]

I tend to go a day behind and listen to the podcast. Makes my drive to work rather enjoyable

 

[Raffles]

What kind of money do they get on Clyde for doing the pundit thing

No idea, but whatever he gets is too much.

 

[KGer29]

I tend to go a day behind and listen to the podcast. Makes my drive to work rather enjoyable

I always try to do this but then get greedy at 6pm and listen to it anyway lol

 

[tazzabear]

What kind of money do they get on Clyde for doing the pundit thing

I read this was £100 per show.
Nothing official or learned here, just a number thrown about at the time.

 

[cambridgeblue]

They need to fire Daziel.

out of a cannon.

 

[Dado's Bandage]

I read this was £100 per show.
Nothing official or learned here, just a number thrown about at the time.

Think it’s quite a bit more than that.

 

[sirstevefleming]

Gordon duncan is pretty good. Could handle a bigger gig.

gordon dalziel says nowt and is a complete tube.

 

[Jake]

He is the textbook example of someone who says alot without really saying anything.

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (esque)

 

[Gordonek]

He is the textbook example of someone who says alot without really saying anything.

They have him as the 'loveable clown' ... Starts every comment with "well Gordon I've said this before"... then says what he said before..

 

[Super Cooper]

Hope Halliday is on tonight

 

[Billcrazy]

Hope Halliday is on tonight

got yer wish mate

 

[_BlueNose_]

Halliday

 

[insanicdrunk]

Report from the girl at the stadium. "The pitch is looking........ good" That tells you all!

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

All but 1 of the self isolating tims have returned. See what the truth re the new positive case is!

 

[Monty_greenock34]

Thought this was a phone in.

%^*& up and get a raging mentally challenged on pronto

 

[Dumfriesbear]

15 mins in and no callers

 

[bad boy boogie]

Disgrace...15mins and no caller...shut the %^*& up guidi

 

[chilebear]

Dalziel is what would happen if a wizard or magician brought a tattie to life.Just aimlessly wandering around the edges of a field bumping into things,rolly-polly and bashed but smiling away thinking ‘this is great’.

Brilliant

 

[The Underfaker]

This guy is off his rocker

 

[TimzRFudz]

This guy sounds like a real genius. Know whit ah mean.

I’m sure Guidi will remember you from 3 years ago, ya fud

 

[theytriedtokillus]

John, But as i say but as i say but as i say.

 

[Soldier1981]

This guy is oan the gear, know whit a mean

 

[Edweird]

No one really knows who the next tim manager will be and no one knows how he will do.
Where are the callers who think the league is still on and Dubai was a good idea.
Get them on.

 

[Chryston Bear]

Bed eddy Howe in for the champions league qualifiers!!haha

 

[gersVids]

tim on now saying tonights game is immaterial

 

[Edweird]

Another one on the helium

 

[nelster]

Feargal Harkin everybody !!!