Connor Goldson song?

To the tune of countdown:

Connor Goldson
(He scores all the headers)
Conner Goldson
(He's our best defender)
Connor Goldson
(He'll smash your attacker)
Connor Goldson
(He's staunch and he's true)

Connor Connor, Connor Connor
Goldson Goldson

Connor Goldson - Rangers DefenDER!


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In fairness, if I was looking for anyone to do a decent song on here it would be WBD.
You always deliver.
Thank you kindly sir. I think my problem is I prefer songs, which normally are too long winded :) I also prefer to use tunes have never been used by other fans, which because people have not heard they sound as football songs, and usually get booted all around this forum. That and many if them are good in my mind, but in reality sh2t. :D
 
To the tune of countdown:

Connor Goldson
(He scores all the headers)
Conner Goldson
(He's our best defender)
Connor Goldson
(He'll smash your attacker)
Connor Goldson
(He's staunch and he's true)

Connor Connor, Connor Connor
Goldson Goldson

Connor Goldson - Rangers DefenDER!


Get it learned

ffs :)
 
Is it too obvious to suggest Spandau Ballet's Gold.

Not even any need to change many of the words -

You're Connor GOLD son
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in
'Cause you're Connor GOLD son
Glad that you're our Centre Half
There's something the rest need to learn.
Your'e indestructible.
Always believe in

And that will be my last contribution to one of these song threads :cool:
 
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To the tune of countdown:

Connor Goldson
(He scores all the headers)
Conner Goldson
(He's our best defender)
Connor Goldson
(He'll smash your attacker)
Connor Goldson
(He's staunch and he's true)

Connor Connor, Connor Connor
Goldson Goldson

Connor Goldson - Rangers DefenDER!


Get it learned

Dirrit
Dirrit
Dirri Dirrit
*zoom in on the big clock here*
Boooooo
 
After his second I instincly broke into the Danny Wilson song, lyrics changed to Connor Goldson obviously. Seemed the right thing to do. Connor Goldson the Rangers centre half!
 
Players should have their own song, not some regurgitated song from other teams or previous players. That's half the fun.
 
Donald where's your troosers...

He came up here from the Albion
To pull the Rangers jersey on
And soon he'll be a champion
Stand up Connor Goldson

When strikers come watch the strikers go
With their tails between their legs he'll show
When the big man hits them hard they'll know
That was Connor Goldson
☺️☺️
 
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After thinking for 2-3 mins

‘Gold - defender,
He’s the man, the man with the Midas touch
You can hide his touch
He cries ‘ No surrender’
Beside big Fil, or Leon Balogun
He scores for fun !

Please take this in the joking manner it’s intended, my song lyrics are genuinely well received, and I don’t want to blot my copybook for a piss-take
 
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Actually, on another song thread last year there was a ‘Goldson Shark’ suggestion, based on Goldson patrolling our defence like a shark patrolling the ocean

it was a genuine contender for a double A-side with Tavernier Baby!
 
He's a centre half
He's our number six
He scored 2 goals, into those pricks
he headed one, and he poked home two
Barkas didn't have a clue, he didn't have a clue
 
Who put the ball in the paedos net
Super Connor Goldson
Who put the ball in the paedos net
Super Connor Goldson
 
Posted this on Saturday afternoon after being very excited :D

Balls in from Tav...
Scoring headers for a laugh...
Goldson is our centre half
Goldson is our centre half

 
We don’t actually need to modify the spandaue ballet lyrics much at all , most of it applies . Few small changes -

Thank you for coming home
Sorry that the chairs are all worn
Its 50,000 each week weve sworn
These were our barren days
But once again we welcome the chase
Just another play for today
Oh, man we’re proud of you, so proud of you

Nothing left to make us feel small
Connor has us standing so tall
Gold
(Gold)son
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Health problems beaten ,'cause you are
Gold
(Gold)son
Glad that you're bound to return
With two goals you made them squirm
You're indestructible
Always believe in

First attempt not bad I’m sure other could make even better
 
We don’t actually need to modify the spandaue ballet lyrics much at all , most of it applies . Few small changes -

Thank you for coming home
Sorry that the chairs are all worn
Its 50,000 each week weve sworn
These were our barren days
But once again we welcome the chase
Just another play for today
Oh, man we’re proud of you, so proud of you

Nothing left to make us feel small
Connor has us standing so tall
Gold
(Gold)son
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Health problems beaten ,'cause you are
Gold
(Gold)son
Glad that you're bound to return
With two goals you made them squirm
You're indestructible
Always believe in

First attempt not bad I’m sure other could make even better

Genuinely outstanding! :)

Managing to use an original song line to reference the fact that we could be upgrading the seats at Ibrox, whilst acknowledging a heart defect is truly remarkable.....!


Close the thread, we have a winner!
 
Is it too obvious to suggest Spandau Ballet's Gold.

Not even any need to change many of the words -

You're Connor GOLD son
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in
'Cause you're Connor GOLD son
Glad that you're our Centre Half
There's something the rest need to learn.
Your'e indestructible.
Always believe in

And that will be my last contribution to one of these song threads :cool:
i came on here to write this. beat me to it
 
Genuinely outstanding! :)

Managing to use an original song line to reference the fact that we could be upgrading the seats at Ibrox, whilst acknowledging a heart defect is truly remarkable.....!


Close the thread, we have a winner!
I think it’s overdue for goldson and we need one for our manager as wel ASAP
 
we need one for our manager as wel ASAP

Hold on tight Stevie G


Hold on tight Stevie G
Enjoy the ride Stevie G
You're gonna be a big sensation
We'll celebrate across the nation
Hold on tight to your dream

Hold on tight to your dream
Hold on tight Stevie G
When we see the league flag flying
It is our dream there's no denying
Hold on tight to your dream
 
Hold on tight Stevie G


Hold on tight Stevie G
Enjoy the ride Stevie G
You're gonna be a big sensation
We'll celebrate across the nation
Hold on tight to your dream

Hold on tight to your dream
Hold on tight Stevie G
When we see the league flag flying
It is our dream there's no denying
Hold on tight to your dream
Wow that’s superb . I think the Union bears should be onto this one . Catchy and simple . Cap doffed
 
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Thats actually not bad... but you know it would end up in the other version lol

I know. :))

But we could have an in the stadium version (when going to games is allowed again) and a supporters bus/orange hall/in the house/everywhere else version. ;):))
 
Tony Hadley looks like he should be selling insurance, instead of singing iconic 80s classics by the way
 
How about a Shirley Bassey big number we could go with Goldfinger.

Conor Goldson
He's the man with the goalscoring touch.
He played in the stadium of sin
Then scores two goals v the Tim's.
 
There was a very funny thread of someone trying to make baby shark into Goldson shark on here about a month into his time at the club.
 
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