Me too.
I mean my boss.
Auld construction tale.
All the parts in the body we're having a union meeting on who should be the gaffer?
The eyes thought they should be boss as they can see what's going on?
The nose thought the same as it could smell what is going on?
The legs protested that they get the body about?
The arms said the same, as they did all the lifting?
The kidneys,lungs and the heart all came away with the same sort of story?
And declared that they too should be gaffer?
So there they we're all arguing who should be gaffer, when the arseholes piped in,
Saying he should be gaffer?
The rest of the body parts all fell about laughing!
So the arseholes did what all arseholes do it went in a huff and shut down!
After a few days the eyes were flickering and blurred, the nose had no sense of smell, the legs went wobbly and started staggering about, the arms were heavy,
and couldn't lift any thing, the kidneys, lungs and heart were taking palpitations,
The hole of the body was a total wreck?
To this day that is why all arseholes are gaffers?