Cringey English Football Banners/Signs - A Thread

[Empire]

Always love a laugh at how contrived some fans of English teams are. Here are some of my favourite ones to laugh at. Feel free to add. I’m sure now fans are back in stadiums we’ll get some crackers to laugh/cringe at again. Could probably make it exclusively about Arsenal fans to be honest however Chelsea have some stoaters as well.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

The 2nd last one....why go to all the effort of producing something and then half way through saying....phuck this Ill just hand write the rest

 

[GovanFront4]

They really are truly awful banners in England. Far too wordy.

Give me the combat squad banner any day.

 

[giogaddi]

Nearly lobbed my phone out the window when I got to the Spurs one

 

[Gauche.]

Let's be honest they are all pound shop versions of "Desmond White sucks cocks in hell"......

 

[petric]

There all shit.

I’ve seen plenty of excellent ones every season too, though.

 

[Ta Phyra Loyal]

The 2nd last one....why go to all the effort of producing something and then half way through saying....phuck this Ill just hand write the rest

She's not even spelt electric correctly.

 

[Sebo23]

 

[WDYGH]

Oh wow, the Frank Lampard one.

A total riddy.

The kind of thing I’d expect of an MLS side.

 

[55easy]

nothing beats the A Madrid fans wishing Billy McNeil all the best

 

[WDYGH]

She's not even spelt electric correctly.

She’s dropped too many e’s.

 

[EagleThursday]

Is it any coincidence that they’re all fans of London teams?

 

[jimcornette]

Frank Lampard forever in our hearts? Is he deed?

 

[Empire]

Some context to the Arsenal one of Alexis Sanchez and his dugs….will take some beating that one.

Twitter reacts to the hilarious banners at the Emirates that pay tribute to star player Alexis Sanchez's dogs

WITH fears growing around the Emirates that Alexis Sanchez could be set to leave, Arsenal fans have dedicated a banner to his beloved dogs that was unveiled against Burnley. The banner shows the Ch…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Geedubya]

After yesterday’s first goal, Bruno Fernandez ran to the crowd to celebrate.

There was a kid with an A3/A4 laminated sheet of paper, something like: “Bruno - please can I have your shirt?”

Eff off ya wee dobber

 

[BN94]

They really are truly awful banners in England. Far too wordy.

Give me the combat squad banner any day.

Mate, it’s heavy. It was on my back on the way back from Turin.

 

[GovanFront4]

One especially cringey and false aspect of it is that the banners hang at the same position right through the season, obviously placed by the club. Like everything in English football it's stage managed, lacks any sort of spontaneity and has no sense of real emotion.

 

[MiseryHatesCompany]

“Martin Skrtel is so hard he asked for a whopper in McDonalds and got one”

 

[Empire]

 

[GovanFront4]

Mate, it’s heavy. It was on my back on the way back from Turin.

That's my bus and honestly it's a nightmare getting the banner out any time due to the size of it.

 

[55easy]

After yesterday’s first goal, Bruno Fernandez ran to the crown to celebrate.

There was a kid with an A3/A4 laminated sheet of paper, something like: “Bruno - please can I have your shirt?”

Eff off ya wee dobber

Wean genuinely worked on the ghost train going city to city

 

[Sebo23]

Some context to the Arsenal one of Alexis Sanchez and his dugs….will take some beating that one.

Twitter reacts to the hilarious banners at the Emirates that pay tribute to star player Alexis Sanchez's dogs

WITH fears growing around the Emirates that Alexis Sanchez could be set to leave, Arsenal fans have dedicated a banner to his beloved dogs that was unveiled against Burnley. The banner shows the Ch…

www.thesun.co.uk

Think he was humping those dogs to be honest!

 

[Corkinator]

After yesterday’s first goal, Bruno Fernandez ran to the crown to celebrate.

There was a kid with an A3/A4 laminated sheet of paper, something like: “Bruno - please can I have your shirt?”

Eff off ya wee dobber

I saw that!! Nightmare

 

[Reg Varney]

We only used to need three letters back in the day.

 

[Smkz23]

I like the Bergkamp one

 

[bluestory]

Cringe central.

Most of them probably made by middle class arsebandits, a million miles away from the average punter they've replaced who are priced out their teams ground.

 

[FSM]

Not cringey, but a bit odd

 

[Empire]

There all shit.

I’ve seen plenty of excellent ones every season too, though.

Have you totally missed the point of this thread, Einstein?

 

[BN94]

That's my bus and honestly it's a nightmare getting the banner out any time due to the size of it.

I remember walking down stairs in Glasgow airport about 3 in the morning and John Greig asked what’s that? We had to open it up in the airport in Turin so my pal said you don’t want to know.
That was a brilliant trip. We got beat 4-1. I’m sure Gough scored. I remember at halftime I got hit in the face with an apple. The bastards were throwing everything at us.

 

[Empire]

I like the Bergkamp one

I can make it your avatar if you want?

 

[monkey magic]

nothing beats the A Madrid fans wishing Billy McNeil all the best

Or the Ajax fans welcoming the Peasants. lol

 

[David Edgar]

Ah I needed this thread today. Laughing/cringing at some of those!

 

[Empire]

Bournemouth - Welcome To The Party

 

[55easy]

Ah I needed this thread today. Laughing/cringing at some of those!

Back in the day, rumours going around the stands Bain bought you a him matching Raymond Weil watches

 

[TheRoofeIsOnFire]

Some of the patter at English football is beyond shite. The worst I ever seen was the Crystal Palace fans stealing that DT’s hat (the wank from Arsenal fans TV) and hanging it from the stand in front of the Arsenal fans.

 

[bluestory]

I hope against hope Ibrox never disappears up its own arse like that.

 

[Empire]

I hope against hope Ibrox never disappears up its own arse like that.

One of my good mates is originally from Manchester and a United fan. Was speaking to him yesterday about Man Utd fan pictured with a half United half Leeds scarf. Agreed with me he’d rather United were skint than have tourists like that all over their ground. To be fair their away support are one of best in England and are the proper fans of theirs.

 

[Ally]

Some of the patter at English football is beyond shite. The worst I ever seen was the Crystal Palace fans stealing that DT’s hat (the wank from Arsenal fans TV) and hanging it from the stand in front of the Arsenal fans.

 

[Bear Of Yorkshire]

Is it any coincidence that they’re all fans of London teams?

Beat me to it. With a late entry a few posts back from Bournemouth.

Soft southern cunts.

They’re like the old Pro Evo games. Might as well just have a banner up just saying “Score a goal!!” or “win the game!!”

 

[Papasteve82]

That cannot be unseen.

 

[GovanFront4]

Beat me to it. With a late entry a few posts back from Bournemouth.

Soft southern cunts.

They’re like the old Pro Evo games. Might as well just have a banner up just saying “Score a goal!!” or “win the game!!”

I had an old tshirt that said "shoot for goal". I was 5 years old. I will need to dig it out if I ever go to a Bournemouth game.

 

[Warrenbee]

As a Brentford fan, can I please distance myself from the two Brentford ones!!

 

[Bear Of Yorkshire]

I once saw Hull at Hillsborough during one of Wednesdays prior stints in League One. They brought about 9,000 fans and were rough as %^*&. They were still streaming into the ground half way through the first half and Wednesday eventually cordoned off a small section of one of the home ends to get them all in.

Not sure at what point they got replaced by the fuckwits with the shite in that video. Well, I do. It’s the Premier League isn’t it. It’s like an overnight rot to a clubs core support.

 

[petric]

Have you totally missed the point of this thread, Einstein?

No. Was just making a pointless point.

I’ll get back to the cricket, boss.

 

[Ferrybear73]

Bournemouth - Welcome To The Party

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Bournemouth. I know Jermain played for them, but come on, crowds of 12,000 and this cringey shite. I'm glad they were relegated.

 

[Blue Light Loyal]

Must be some Manchester Shitty ones up there with the ones above?

 

[Myc74]

Christ almighty that's absolutely chronic.
If there ever came a time that our support were indulging in this kind of pish I think it'd genuinely put me off going.

'Clawed by the Bears'
Naw, you're alright

 

[GovanFront4]

Christ almighty that's absolutely chronic.
If there ever came that our support were indulging in this kind of pish I think it'd genuinely put me off going.

'Clawed by the Bears'
Naw, you're alright

Some fans wore Warburtons wrappers on their heads. Never underestimate people.

 

[20rangersultras07]

I don’t see how this is cringe??? They were saying they’re trusting their manager at the time

 

[20rangersultras07]

One of my good mates is originally from Manchester and a United fan. Was speaking to him yesterday about Man Utd fan pictured with a half United half Leeds scarf. Agreed with me he’d rather United were skint than have tourists like that all over their ground. To be fair their away support are one of best in England and are the proper fans of theirs.

Aye their away support is number 1 in England IMO