Cringey English Football Banners/Signs - A Thread

[David Edgar]

Back in the day, rumours going around the stands Bain bought you a him matching Raymond Weil watches

I wish.

 

[WDYGH]

Holy fuuck. How can grown men behave in this way?!

 

[55easy]

I wish.

You had a great tan pre 00s

 

[Myc74]

Holy fuuck. How can grown men behave in this way?!

Grown men? If I saw my 8 year old acting like that at the football he'd get a clip round the ear and told to wise up

 

[Stewmelbill]

After yesterday’s first goal, Bruno Fernandez ran to the crowd to celebrate.

There was a kid with an A3/A4 laminated sheet of paper, something like: “Bruno - please can I have your shirt?”

Eff off ya wee dobber

Am sure I spotted this banner and another one on MOTD last night - I think the other one was in some foreign language (possibly French) just for that extra tinge of desperation.

The shirts would probably be straight onto eBay if the banners ever had the desired effect.

 

[tcbuzz]

Has nobody got the Origi one that Liverpool fans revealed a couple of years ago?

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

I remember walking down stairs in Glasgow airport about 3 in the morning and John Greig asked what’s that? We had to open it up in the airport in Turin so my pal said you don’t want to know.
That was a brilliant trip. We got beat 4-1. I’m sure Gough scored. I remember at halftime I got hit in the face with an apple. The bastards were throwing everything at us.

Just an apple or an applepine?

 

[WinkieWATP]

Has nobody got the Origi one that Liverpool fans revealed a couple of years ago?

 

[Alex Boyce]

I remember walking down stairs in Glasgow airport about 3 in the morning and John Greig asked what’s that? We had to open it up in the airport in Turin so my pal said you don’t want to know.
That was a brilliant trip. We got beat 4-1. I’m sure Gough scored. I remember at halftime I got hit in the face with an apple. The bastards were throwing everything at us.

That was from their hard core support

 

[Bearskin]

Mate, it’s heavy. It was on my back on the way back from Turin.

Obviously not looking for specifics but where is something like that stored?? Can't just be in someone's shed as it must take up some amount of room?

 

[Sebo23]

I don’t see how this is cringe??? They were saying they’re trusting their manager at the time

Was it "Forever" 4 weeks after he got sacked when Tuchel came in & showed him up. Everyone soon forgot about him & now see Tuchel as the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[RH_2020]

must say I quite like the Bergkamp one.

 

[David Edgar]

You had a great tan pre 00s

A jakey one.

 

[CrocodileDundee]

There almost as embarrassing as some of their chants. The one that does my head in is the “we’re by far the greatest team the world has ever seen insert team name”

No your not and even worse when its middlesboro or Sunderland when their in league one at the time.

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

The seem to be missing some old fashioned hatred

 

[Raymondgers]

Can't believe how far down hill the english clubs fans have gone.

 

[Broom-loneranger]

Been to a few QPR games and they always chant Up the Rs.

But with the accents its just up the arse.

 

[Raymondgers]

Notts county's wheel barrow song

 

[So Mote It Be]

Lumping fuck!

 

[Davger 72]

The EPL is the pits. Cringe central.

 

[stonewall Jackson]

nothing beats the A Madrid fans wishing Billy McNeil all the best

Or the banners at Villa and Man City telling him to %^*& off

 

[Delboy Trotter]

Seen some wee virgin about 13/14 with a sign wanting Fernandes strip when he scored the first goal.

Wee fud was waving it from the front row at Fernandes when he ran to the corner

 

[Arkanoid]

I don’t see how this is cringe??? They were saying they’re trusting their manager at the time

The Now and Forever parts aren't great !
1/3rd accurate and supportive though

 

[GovanFront4]

West Brom boing boing

 

[Sir Know it All]

Seen some wee virgin about 13/14 with a sign wanting Fernandes strip when he scored the first goal.

Wee fud was waving it from the front row at Fernandes when he ran to the corner

The 3 guys next to him all in the new third top were cuddling each other and basically nearly greeting pointing at the players like One Direction fans, pathetic

 

[Raffles]

Seen some wee virgin about 13/14 with a sign wanting Fernandes strip when he scored the first goal.

Wee fud was waving it from the front row at Fernandes when he ran to the corner

Erm, should 13/14 year olds not be virgins?

 

[StuGers]

That’s easily the worst thing I’ve ever seen at a football match.

 

[RockSteadyEady]

Never mind the banners did anyone see the total hipster sitting on the West Ham bench during yesterdays game,
Had the full Byres Road rig out - flat cap, tweed jacket, full beard & tache with ends twirled up like some kind of Dick Dastardly.

 

[dunn1872]

 

[Rangerista]

nothing beats the A Madrid fans wishing Billy McNeil all the best

 

[keep_believin84]

Is that Kate Garaway on the right? She approves…

 

[WinkieWATP]

 

[WinkieWATP]

 

[Blue Bill]

It’s embarrassing Man City had 1 yesterday about Harry Kane . It’s like signs u used to see at the wrestling back in the day.

 

[GovanFront4]

There was a grown man in the crowd celebrating with a Fortnite dance on MOTD.

 

[WDYGH]

Is that Kate Garaway on the right? She approves…

The one on the left is doing the tiger maul.

 

[evo14]

Italian banners are much more straight to the point. Always remember the one that simply read

“GAZZA YOU ARE A FAT POOFTER”

 

[Bear Of Yorkshire]

Never mind the banners did anyone see the total hipster sitting on the West Ham bench during yesterdays game,
Had the full Byres Road rig out - flat cap, tweed jacket, full beard & tache with ends twirled up like some kind of Dick Dastardly.

Yeah.

Still won't ever beat that fella sat behind Chelsea's bench that time just sat casually brushing his teeth.

 

[Moz]

“You’re gunner get stung by the bees” %^*& me

 

[Empire]

Forgot all about that. Horrific.

Up there with Chelsea’s song about Celery and ‘One Man Went To Mow’ as well as Spurs ‘when the Spurs go marching in’

 

[sregnar]

Does my tits in seeing c*nts with signs asking for a players shirt. Don't care if it's a kid or not

"Bruno Fernandes can I have your shirt please"

No, you cant. Now f*ck off

 

[Wazza]

Ha, some angry people on this thread.

 

[Johnny Fontane]

Beat me to it. With a late entry a few posts back from Bournemouth.

Soft southern cunts.

They’re like the old Pro Evo games. Might as well just have a banner up just saying “Score a goal!!” or “win the game!!”

I followed Bournemouth for a season when I lived down that way in the mid 90s. Stadium was a tip, the team were shite and there were about 5000 at home games. They've obviously attracted a new breed of fans since they've been successful.

 

[J Spaceman]

Italian banners are much more straight to the point. Always remember the one that simply read

“GAZZA YOU ARE A FAT POOFTER”

I always remember the banner Lazio fans unveiled for Gazza before a game.

'Gazza's boys, we are here. Shag women, drink beer'

 

[grangemouthbairn]

As a Brentford fan, can I please distance myself from the two Brentford ones!!

You certainly can.
You will need to produce a banner/ poster stating this though.

 

[rangers for life]

The Keegan one is hilarious lol ,just a genuine lol moment

 

[deutschlandbear]

Frankfurt v Dresden

Frankfurt fans had a banner of the Dresden Skyline, with planes dropping bombs all over it.

didn't go down to well lol

 

[VGM]

Not the EPL but a real toe curler. I have never watched this for more than the first ten seconds

 

[MiseryHatesCompany]

Does my tits in seeing c*nts with signs asking for a players shirt. Don't care if it's a kid or not

"Bruno Fernandes can I have your shirt please"

No, you cant. Now f*ck off

Until next week when there’s a thread about a posters daughter getting Morelos’ shirt and then we’ll accept it. Lol

 

[MiseryHatesCompany]

Not the EPL but a real toe curler. I have never watched this for more than the first ten seconds

Wow