Where’s the helicopter? Why is there a helicopter?
There's a few things which have absolutely destroyed the mental wellbeing of "The Celtic minded" in my lifetime.
Souness arriving started it, Johnston signing for us really got the ball speeding down the hill and (our second - since we're all apparently counting unofficial titles these days) NIAR was horrific for them as it crushed one of only two things they "had over us"
At that point they were hurtling over the edge of reality and as the internet came to the fore and allowed people to believe that because they said something it was true. Then our two last day finishes in 2003 and 2005 pretty much blew their minds - particularly the 2nd one. They'd begun to live in that bubble where they couldn't conceive anything they didn't agree with to be true.
Since then, they've lost all sense of normality and decency embroiling themselves in a pursuit of their rivals under the guise of "sporting integrity" which has gone beyond vile and saw the chip they always had on their downtrodden shoulder become a full fish supper.
We utterly consume large sections of their supports every breathing minute as you see from social media where they're the first to comment on nearly every single story concerning us. Some of their lives are actually devoted to writing about us.
As you see from the likes of that DR headline, we're the first thought in their minds as they type. The have wee brother syndrome and it's consumed them.
The Helicopter is mentioned because they are utterly desperate to remove it from their minds and they feel using it in this sort of manner (and trying to refer to any post split title winning game as a "helicopter day") dilutes our 2005 victory.
You also know that they're reading this thread and proving the very point being made. Hello, Declan...