Daily Record journos make their predictions on who the new manager will be

[mdingwall]

 

[TamS-RFC]

Gordon Parks would be one of the ones laughing.

Feenyin Bastard

 

[Kenny Senior]

No wonder sales continue to go down when a moron like Gordon Parks is employed by them.

I'm at the point I'll be surprised if it's not Muscat. All pointing that way.

 

[Ryan Kents Ponytail]

%^*& me no wonder no-one buys that rag

 

[Cucumbear]

Gordon Parks never fails to disappoint David Martindale. I’m not saying he’s a bad manager but there’s no way a club of our profile could employ him with his history.

 

[stein and johnston]

In other words, like us all, they haven’t a clue who it will be.

 

[Walter2]

They are "patronizing",and laughing at us!
Probably got their manager's names off this site!.

 

[S English]

Seems there are a few hacks who keep trotting McInnes out as an option, he's a dud who turned us down once and shouldn't even be mentioned as a joke

 

[Big Hepy]

They know absolutely %^*& all about football.

 

[Russ H]

Jackson and co actually realise there is a world outside Scotland Derek McInnes has proven he is a mid-table manager, a safe pair of hands to keep a team in the SPL but nothing more!

 

[Bear84]

How on earth does this gutter rag still exist?

 

[Bear84]

Seems there are a few hacks who keep trotting McInnes out as an option, he's a dud who turned us down once and shouldn't even be mentioned as a joke

Because they know they'd get information from him.
Part of the reason these crayon munchers hate outsiders is that they treat them with the contempt they deserve.

 

[Ambiorix]

What an imagination they have.

 

[noeyboy]

Wouldn't mind Knutsen.

 

[Spiderman]

I thought Parks would have said that we can’t afford a manager and we’d have to get someone from the stands to do it for free.

 

[prenzlauerbear]

"The snobs will laugh and demand a big name but how well has that worked for Rangers?"

 

[StaunchGer]

‘Journalism’

 

[Thornliebank_Bear]

Jackson and co actually realise there is a world outside Scotland Derek McInnes has proven he is a mid-table manager, a safe pair of hands to keep a team in the SPL but nothing more!

I dont want him but its pretty much impossible to prove you are a top class european coach while working with free transfers at these skint clubs. He has had 3 jobs up here and done well every time the stuff about never challenging Celtic folk aim at McIness is ridiculous.

Just to be clear id say there is next to no chance if will be McIness as so many fans would be furious the pressure he would be under without playing a game would be incredible.

 

[Bocanegra]

Mind Jackson called out our signing policy in the summer and everyone on here laughed at him. Mortifying for those involved now.

Parks - I genuinely wouldn't know who he was if it wasn't for FF sharing his opinions.

 

[agentcooper]

Pathetic levels of journalism. I assume McInnes is the only guy some of these morons can think of.

 

[CLMGC]

Gordon Parks is one bitter wee man isn't he.
Every chance he gets, he snipes at us.

 

[Its-Sebo]

Mind Jackson called out our signing policy in the summer and everyone on here laughed at him. Mortifying for those involved now.

Parks - I genuinely wouldn't know who he was if it wasn't for FF sharing his opinions.

That's because he calls out almost everything we do as a negative

 

[TNT]

Good to see the drug consumption room has some customers.

 

[AndyD_RFC]

I have it on good authority that Gordon Parks has a micro penis.

 

[Alfie shhh!]

"Waler Smith"

Imagine printing his name wrong.

 

[Bluenose1979]

That Parks is a trolling bastard

 

[top_cat]

Is Gordon Parks right in the head?

 

[Fergie90]

Gordon Parks never fails to disappoint David Martindale. I’m not saying he’s a bad manager but there’s no way a club of our profile could employ him with his history.

"Recruiting players on a pittance"

We spend £14 Million this summer and £14 Million last year. Our problem isn't what we spend it's how we spend it.

Can't control his bitterness to do his job properly. Sad.

 

[giogaddi]

Gordon Parks is one bitter wee man isn't he.
Every chance he gets, he snipes at us.

Played a couple of games for Stirling Albion or Clyde or some shite like that and struts about the office as if he's Francesco Totti.

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

Just a bunch of piss stained, jakey wanks hammering out their worthless opinions to a dying audience of yahoos and simpletons.

Gordon Parks is like a panto villain version of Brian McNally.

 

[CLMGC]

Played a couple of games for Stirling Albion or Clyde or some shite like that and struts about the office as if he's Francesco Totti.

He's a grade-A ball bag.

 

[giogaddi]

Just a bunch of piss stained, jakey wanks hammering out their worthless opinions to a dying audience of yahoos and simpletons.

Gordon Parks is like a panto villain version of Brian McNally.

Crikey. I had forgotten about McNally!

Last I heard of him I'm sure he was having to make an apology to Rangers, or a Rangers employee. I'm sure it involved the Famine Song.

 

[Burgh-Ger]

Gordon Parks never fails to disappoint David Martindale. I’m not saying he’s a bad manager but there’s no way a club of our profile could employ him with his history.

What’s Gordon Parks definition of a “pittance”.

What a fanny

 

[CLMGC]

Just a bunch of piss stained, jakey wanks hammering out their worthless opinions to a dying audience of yahoos and simpletons.

Gordon Parks is like a panto villain version of Brian McNally.

They should 100% change the name of their paper to this.

 

[giogaddi]

They should 100% change the name of their paper to this.

The Daily Blotto

 

[CLMGC]

The Daily Blotto

Genuinely don't know how this paper survives.
I hastily look forward to the day it dies on it's arse and I will point and laugh hysterically.

 

[Mexi]

Seems there are a few hacks who keep trotting McInnes out as an option, he's a dud who turned us down once and shouldn't even be mentioned as a joke

After Rodger's sarky comments, of course they'll mention him

 

[blueaway]

Parks on the wide up... yawn.

It does show that their football knowledge is so limited that they trotting out the usual names.

I would be amazed if we are not at least trying to speak to Oliver Glasner - ex Frankfurt who is out of work and great pedigree, of course winning the Europa with a squad that apart from a couple haven't gone on to much and also consistent finishes in Bundesliga except the season they prioritised Europe much to our detriment.

 

[Otis Blue]

In other words, like us all, they haven’t a clue who it will be.

The don’t have a clue about anything never mind who our next manager should be. Clowns one and all.

 

[juan guy]

I dont want him but its pretty much impossible to prove you are a top class european coach while working with free transfers at these skint clubs. He has had 3 jobs up here and done well every time the stuff about never challenging Celtic folk aim at McIness is ridiculous.

Just to be clear id say there is next to no chance if will be McIness as so many fans would be furious the pressure he would be under without playing a game would be incredible.

And it’s impossible to go beyond ‘working with free transfers at skint clubs’ when you go and pass up the biggest opportunity you’ll ever get.

Ultimately he didn’t want to challenge Celtic or anyone else above SPL jobber. He’s working at the level he chose.

 

[DezzaS]

Gordon Parks.

Where do you start!?

We see you Gordon.

 

[Johnny Yen]

Parks is an utter cretin, genuinely wouldn't surprise me if he had suggested someone like Ronny Deila for the post.

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Laughable from a bunch of moronic paedo fc cheerleaders

 

[daven37]

Blah blah fxxking blah.

DR journos know nothing and will be reading most of their shit from here.

 

[CLMGC]

"Waler Smith"

Imagine printing his name wrong.

The cynic in me would suggest this wasn't a mistake.

 

[JerseyLoyalist]

Jackson and co actually realise there is a world outside Scotland Derek McInnes has proven he is a mid-table manager, a safe pair of hands to keep a team in the SPL but nothing more!

They don’t have a clue what’s happening outside of Scotland.

 

[Damski]

Gordon Parks' sole aim is to bum-up Celtic and noise-up Rangers fans, that's it. That's the extent of his "journalism". Pretty pathetic, really.

 

[Cheshire bear]

Gordon Parks really does hate us !

 

[Arranger]

There’s some amount of windae lickers in ‘journalism’

 

[Awaydays72]

Felt like a bit of a snob for a minute there.