Dalmuir Dobber
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Blues and Royals
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Sums them up. Wankstains of society.
The Pontiac Bandit
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Haha, they really are a special breed.
borders billy
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No shoes on this paraffin lamp.
Robby Bussell
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He’s lucky Torbett wasn’t there.
dapper dado
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He was lucky no other Yahoos were in attendance or his arsehole would've looked like a butchers bin.
Chesterfield loyal
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Words fail me ffs
Mr Mojo risin'
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how?! did he teleport into it i mean how the fck
RFC Numerouno
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At least the firemen don't have to remove his Septic top - you'd need a surgeon for that!
charlie_snowball
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Just assuming the position he's so used to at his place of worship.
Hap Hapablap
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They wear that rag like a badge of honour, you think he would have asked for somebody to remove before bringing further shame on it.
elmer fudd
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Ffs they really are a special breed
thevietnambear
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I hope it was sore
Family bam
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Talking of windae lickers. 
RWL12
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Vulnerable football fan stuck. Celtc provide top to keep him warm while firemen come to rescue
Sutton_Blows_goats
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The fire brigade had to come and cut him out, saved by the taxpayer.
He should have his giro docked for that.
He should have his giro docked for that.
Rangers_loyal_1
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I'm sure he's used to smaller holes normally.
BeithBear93
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He’s bent over waiting for the priest 
Kirbys House
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The fuck was he trying to do
Hank
I love Fish Sticks in my mouth
He had to take his shoes off to get through the fence.
Hank
I love Fish Sticks in my mouth
Yeovil Town supporter breaks lockdown to visit Glasgow,
11 ALBERTZ
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truly a special breed of moron
Father Brannigan (upon walking round the corner and seeing our hero in this position) :
"Good God, what happened to you, young man?"
Hapless mentally challenged : "I came hammerin doon the road on ma bike an hut a speed bump, went shootin ower the handlebars and right through this loop in the barrier, and I'm stuck fast and I can't get out!!
Then a guy game alang and stole ma bike and I couldnae stop him.
Then another came alang and stole ma cyclin helmet,
An' then yet another guy came alang and stole ma brand new trainers!"
"Oh my" says father Brannigan (to the sound of a zip coming down) "It just hasn't been your day, has it?"
"Good God, what happened to you, young man?"
Hapless mentally challenged : "I came hammerin doon the road on ma bike an hut a speed bump, went shootin ower the handlebars and right through this loop in the barrier, and I'm stuck fast and I can't get out!!
Then a guy game alang and stole ma bike and I couldnae stop him.
Then another came alang and stole ma cyclin helmet,
An' then yet another guy came alang and stole ma brand new trainers!"
"Oh my" says father Brannigan (to the sound of a zip coming down) "It just hasn't been your day, has it?"
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Hap Hapablap
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You and me unfortunately. It's where your Tax goes so ironically more Bears than mentally challengeds would have contributed to free that idiot.
MCMLXXXI
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Hap Hapablap
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Fair chance called Dominic as well.
Covenanter1
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I was always told by my Da
Never get yersel in a situation you can’t get yersel out of
But that was from Protestant father to his Protestant son
The idiot should be made to pick up litter etc to repay society for the cost of his Fuji up
Never get yersel in a situation you can’t get yersel out of
But that was from Protestant father to his Protestant son
The idiot should be made to pick up litter etc to repay society for the cost of his Fuji up
bearspakora
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Vulnerable Hoops fan subjected to vile abuse on social media.
stonewall Jackson
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Stupid rat scum fuckwit.
wearetheppl
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Gunge that Peado.
Chris-to-pher
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Likes trying to shag fences as well as..................
Disco Deejay
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Probably a simple explanation.
He was telling his mate: "That's the pitch ower there that ah used tae play oan when ah wis wae Sellick Boys Club. Then efter every game the coaches used tae get the whole team tae bend through the railings just like this. Oh shit, ah've put a bit o weight oan since ah wis in the under 11's."
He was telling his mate: "That's the pitch ower there that ah used tae play oan when ah wis wae Sellick Boys Club. Then efter every game the coaches used tae get the whole team tae bend through the railings just like this. Oh shit, ah've put a bit o weight oan since ah wis in the under 11's."
