Dalmuir Dobber

Father Brannigan (upon walking round the corner and seeing our hero in this position) :

"Good God, what happened to you, young man?"

Hapless mentally challenged : "I came hammerin doon the road on ma bike an hut a speed bump, went shootin ower the handlebars and right through this loop in the barrier, and I'm stuck fast and I can't get out!!
Then a guy game alang and stole ma bike and I couldnae stop him.
Then another came alang and stole ma cyclin helmet,
An' then yet another guy came alang and stole ma brand new trainers!"

"Oh my" says father Brannigan (to the sound of a zip coming down) "It just hasn't been your day, has it?"
:D :D
 
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“Oh father, where art thou?”

A Diocese leisure centre.

etc.
 
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