Dalmuir Dobber

[Captain Steve Rogers]

His punishment should be to wait until he pishes and shits himself on camera, then shared on social media.

Fvcking idiot, what a waste of our emergency services.

 

[WW55 on the PRW]

That lot will do anything to bend over, he was probably waiting there all week

 

[Drewball]

Blue shorts on.

That's like wearing our colours with green shorts, they really are fucked in the head.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

 

[QueensferryCR3Bear]

Someone grab a union flag cushion for him quick

 

[OohAhHuistra]

The barrier mentally challenged.

mentally challenged in a barrier

 

[stramasher]

For anyone who can’t see twitter...

“Off with his head!”

 

[mad4rfcme]

They are a special type of idiot.

 

[Brother Moses]

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[tottie beck]

Safe standing for the piggery?

 

[bedsblue]

How can he just no get himself out?

 

[Blue82]

Whats he actually trying to do?

 

[Spitfire]

These sensor-activated extending barriers catch prey outside Chapels on a regular basis.

It's just unfortunate he had some mates with him otherwise we'd have heard nothing.

 

[Fat_zidane]

The ultimate 'crash barrier'

 

[Art Freeman]

Rodins' The Thinker, east end exhibit.

I think you will find that's actually Rodin's The Tinker

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Look at the state of the prick and his mate holding his hand as the Fireman is cutting it.

Fucking wee wimpy poet Bastard!!!

 

[Norskger]

Who's the fe***n in the fence?

 

[JohnnyArgos]

Made my day haha.

 

[Huguenot1]

It’s a rat trap and he’s been caught!

 

[EH47]

Naebody identified the eejit yet?

 

[Eddie Doc]

Knows the square route of fuk all.

 

[TN8]

So did he end up late for court then?

 

[alexg123]

What a weapon of the highest grade!

so many scum fans in dalmuir and Clydebank now.

Handier for the Erskine Bridge when their day finally comes .

 

[Wugs]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1265224467804020736

 

[alexg123]

The state of Bernadette FFS.

Looks like the seagulls were hovering above her head .

 

[alexg123]

mentally challenged in the Barrier

Pape cannot Escape .

 

[Polar bear]

Father Brannigan (upon walking round the corner and seeing our hero in this position) :

"Good God, what happened to you, young man?"

Hapless mentally challenged : "I came hammerin doon the road on ma bike an hut a speed bump, went shootin ower the handlebars and right through this loop in the barrier, and I'm stuck fast and I can't get out!!
Then a guy game alang and stole ma bike and I couldnae stop him.
Then another came alang and stole ma cyclin helmet,
An' then yet another guy came alang and stole ma brand new trainers!"

"Oh my" says father Brannigan (to the sound of a zip coming down) "It just hasn't been your day, has it?"

Belter

 

[alexg123]

I'm sure it's our lady of loretto primary....

Now known as Our Lady of the Ghetto .

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Pape cannot Escape .

 

[brianhrfc]

I'm sure it's our lady of loretto primary....

It is. The wee scumbag is from mountblow

 

[Baloo72]

Should have cut the rocket in half and saved a good fence

Let's face it the fence has a higher IQ

 

[DJ Blue]

Celtic have already ordered a 100 of those railings for their priests section.

 

[devilman]

Words escape me - what was he even thinking? How did he think he was going to get his big flabby woman like love handles through that fence. What even possessed him to try? At least the Celtic supporter's need to be wearing their rag gives us a laugh often.

 

[devilman]

Should have cut the rocket in half and saved a good fence

Let's face it the fence has a higher IQ

Both statements correct. Would say the c##t should be made to pay for not only the fence but for the fire brigades time in cutting him free. However, the tax payer would be funding that as well as his top.

 

[Parahandy65]

It is. The wee scumbag is from mountblow

In that case, the tramp has walked from Mountblow, passing Dalmuir Park to hang out in the primary school playground.

Hope he was forcibly rammed through the railing.

 

[Spitfire]

Poor guy will never live this down, I almost feel sorry for him.

Almost.

 

[Johnny Quid]

He was lucky no other Yahoos were in attendance or his arsehole would've looked like a butchers bin.

Hahaha

Ginger spat everywhere.

 

[theateam]

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Father Brannigan (upon walking round the corner and seeing our hero in this position) :

"Good God, what happened to you, young man?"

Hapless mentally challenged : "I came hammerin doon the road on ma bike an hut a speed bump, went shootin ower the handlebars and right through this loop in the barrier, and I'm stuck fast and I can't get out!!
Then a guy game alang and stole ma bike and I couldnae stop him.
Then another came alang and stole ma cyclin helmet,
An' then yet another guy came alang and stole ma brand new trainers!"

"Oh my" says father Brannigan (to the sound of a zip coming down) "It just hasn't been your day, has it?"

Brilliant sir, pissin ma self here.

 

[TheWhiteHackle]

I’m no goin to lie, I seen the thread title and thought it was the name of some Israeli striker we were interested in lol

 

[Theciscokid]

Hope he the barrier hasn't suffered in this unsavoury incident.
What a tool !!!!!

 

[Boab4]

surely someone knows this bams name

Barry R

 

[AlfiesBarnet]

Here pal, that's nae a bank machine

That's a fence.

 

[hunter1rfc]

Thought this was going to be the name of a signing target

mutant walloper

 

[Theciscokid]

I sincerely hope you shower are not suggesting a prod should have passed removed undergarments and placed a Union flag in a strategic place.
No sniggering at the back !!!!!

 

[Theciscokid]

Barry R

There is nothing left to say but that is fucking class Sir cap doffed.

 

[LetsGo]

Where did the Priest go?

 

[Boab4]

There is nothing left to say but that is fucking class Sir cap doffed.

I thought so too but seems no one else agrees

 

[Grumpyoldman1950]

The priest has identified him he regonised the arse

 

[amabluestar]

Barry R

This deserves so many more likes.

 

[rustybogard]

All it’s missing was a Union Jack pillow.