David Bowie song for Colak - Ch Ch Ch

How about recycling the Marko Negri song
One pass
One touch
Goal Tony Colak
One pass
One touch
Goal Tony Colak
One pass
One touch
Goal Tony Colak
Goalllllll
Tony Colak
Oi! I've been canvassing this one in other threads. The old Marco Negro 'Macarena' one. :))

Around the same time as Ravenelli had a similar song.

Although I remember it as
'One touch, ball in the net, Marco Negri'

 
What about Republicas song Ready to Go?

It's a crack, we're back, yeah,
We're standing on the rooftops shouting out
Colak, is ready to go
Watch out he's ready to go (maybe change go to score?)
From the rooftops, shout it out
It's a crack, We're back, yeah,
We're standing on the rooftops shouting out
Colak, is ready to go
Watch out he's ready to go
From the rooftops shout it out
Shout it out


Feel free to completely shoot me down ha ha
 
Clappy Clappy handies
Colak's scored a goal
Rangers fans are cheering
For Antonio

images
 
What's wrong with.. Raw hide tune..


It didn't catch on for Boyd first time around, so not sure why it would now.
Nobody heard it when it was tried for Boyd :D Just like nobody will hear it for Colak. As has been stated in this thread.. UB fail miserably when it comes to songs and originality. Groin mob are ahead of them in this department.
 
To the tune of Joleen.....

Colak, Colak, Colak, Colak
He's the man defenders can't Control
Colak, Colak Colak, Colak
He gets the ball, he scores another goal
 
Maniac from Flashdance:

He's a Colak, Colak on the floor
And he's scoring like he's never scored before
etc.

Would scan better if his name was Coliak.
 
Ooooh tony colak
I just can bear it
I've got some love
And want to share it

Tony colak I'll show my love my love is strong oooh yea

To the tune of the honeycombs come right back
 
what about Whitney Houston’s: I Will Always Love You?



‘And…..I….., will always love you…..Colak…’


I’ll see if I can get it started on Saturday, feel free to join in.
 
To the tune of The Kinks - Lola:

He scores with his feet and he scores with his head.
One touch is all he needs to put the ball in the net.
COLAK
ANTONIO COLAK.
 
For me the big sexy baztard needs a sexy song.
Hot chocolate..


We believe in Antonio,
Where're you from, you sexy thing, sexy thing you
We believe in Antonio,
Since you came along, you sexy thing
 
Here's my effort

To the tune of Aghalee Heroes

He's our striker that comes from Croatia
And he scores when we're on the attack
And he plays centre forward for Rangers
And his name is Antonio Colak
 
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