leave the dual carrageway at the roundabout wae the wee shoap at the corner, 3rd exit.
up the hill, doon the hill tae ye come tae a roundabout wae the pub oan the corner that sells the best pies in the world.
1st exit, go on doon the hill, u turn facing back up the brae furra quick getaway.
thats dens road.
ps, i will be at the corner of the bar with 2 pies on one plate..............wae ma carer.