When I was about 9/10 my dad was working one weekend and couldn't take us to Ibrox, my pals were going to a Dunfermline game (Against Brechin I think) and I asked if I could go, my dad said no for 2 reasons, firstly he didn't like the thought of me at the football at that age, even with a group of pals at the same age, on my own and secondly, I was a Rangers 'man' like him.
He comes home from work, asks how my day was, I say I just kicked about the park or whatever.
Sportscene came on that night, he and I sat down to watch it, the brief Dunfermline highlights come on and there's a closeup of me throwing the ball back from the enclosure to the goalkeeper with my mates dunfermline scarf round my neck.
Cant remember if I got a skelped arse for that or not, but I probably deserved it.