Ex Boxer Scott Harrison paints portraits of Gerrard and Rodgers

[TCWNS1872]

I didn't know the gaffer had two glass eyes!

 

[Partickger]

That’s given me a laugh if nothing else.

 

[longtimedead]

Saintly halo ?
Celtic top ?
Crucifix ?

Beggar’s belief

 

[Xavi Hernandez]

Paul McCartney & Hen Broon

 

[TCWNS1872]

The Tranny Shagger

The look on his face. Is there a priest behind him

Looks like the durty beast may have entered the building.

You wouldn't know that Harrison is what he is would you, what with all that religious iconography.

What a dipshit.

 

[Xavi Hernandez]

He's been punched too many times.
Why did he paint a Knob on Brenda's chest ?

Just clocked that the right glove looks like a big angry Jed Head

 

[Eddie Doc]

That's Valium and too many blows on the nut for you.

 

[TCWNS1872]

Saintly halo ?
Celtic top ?
Crucifix ?

Beggar’s belief

Doesn't really mate, he's a dhim.

 

[Kirbys House]

Fuck sake

 

[SDF]

The Rodgers one. Man alive, I cannot stop laughing at that

 

[dublinbear]

The Jimmy Calderwood MS paint was a better likeness. I’m not f*cking kidding either.

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Maybe its because i am stoned - but i cant stop laughing at the Brendan Rodgers one


Pure catholic portrait - what a creepy fucking cult they are

 

[Kaiserweiss]

Is he still
In jail

 

[Chester Perry]

There's a bit of everyone in there.

Gerrard, Frank Zappa,Jimmy Hill, Eddie Munster.

Joey Barton

 

[bluetonic]

Just awful, thats what three years banged up abroad does

 

[Xavi Hernandez]

Is he still
In jail

Aye. For trying to impersonate Rolf Harris.

 

[Worthy_Candidate]

The Rodgers one. Man alive, I cannot stop laughing at that

What is an absolute certainty is some Bernadette somewhere will see the Rodgers print, say, 'that's a dull yin', buy it and get it tattooed on her chest.

You can set your watch by it. In the dimension that tims exist, that picture will be seen as a master piece.

 

[Eddie Doc]

The Brenda one is a tracing from a photo or something ffs.

 

[jweebear]

He was wanking when he drew Brenda, bet Brenda had heels on in his mend.

 

[Square and compass]

Has he not got a fight organised for December?

I, ootside a nightclub in sauchiehall street

 

[Cambuslang Bear]

Being from the same town, I have met him and been in his company many times. He is a dirty mentally challenged bastard and a thug. Send him back to jail and do us all a favour

 

[SDF]

What is an absolute certainty is some Bernadette somewhere will see the Rodgers print, say, 'that's a dull yin', buy it and get it tattooed on her chest.

You can set your watch by it. In the dimension that tims exist, that picture will be seen as a master piece.

Serious point to all the hilarity but imagine the outcry if anyone not of a Celtic persuasion painted Rodgers with a set of rosary beads around his neck...

 

[Beanyrfc79]

The Gerrard one is at least amusingly good %^*& knows what the other is all about

 

[Porty_true_blue]

Has he not got a fight organised for December?

Yeah something to do with Lee McAllister, I don't think these fights are properly sanctioned though?

 

[Calico Jack]

He should be jailed again for those efforts

Hahahahaha brilliant.

 

[BobbyShearer]

Good to see the alcohol, drugs, jail time and blows to the head have had a positive outcome.

Give the weasel faced c.unt a tv series doing these.

Fantastic stuff.

 

[MoodyBlue1872]

I take it this guy Harrison has learning difficulties?

 

[Dougie Deans]

One too many punches on the head

 

[thetoptier]

punch drunk c.unt

 

[dazzapat]

Looks like a picture Rab C Nesbitt would have bought in the 80's if the wee guy wae the tat stall had it available.....

 

[E10H]

Let's Gogh.

 

[Syme]

Brenda looks like he’s getting fisted by a priest... arse like a punched lasagne I bet!

 

[BobbyShearer]

 

[Jamie1873]

 

[gersmad]

Jumbo can do a better job.

 

[Jamie1873]

What's the chances!?!
See previous post.

 

[Southsideblueblood]

He’s no Mohammed Dali.

 

[Rooster]

In actual tears laughing at this

 

[Square and compass]

Why do so many tims look like down and outs.
Its very unusual to see a clean shaven tim with a suit on.

 

[blueismycolour]

Honesty, words fail me.

 

[fbshd]

I haven't seen anything like that from a boxer since Mohammed Ali's latter life therapeutic work.

FBS

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

There's a bit of everyone in there.

Gerrard, Frank Zappa,Jimmy Hill, Eddie Munster.

Marty Feldman too with those eyes!

 

[Superrangers]

Brenda looks like he’s getting fisted by a priest... arse like a punched lasagne I bet!

I’m guessing that Harrison has also seen ring time, whilst inside.

 

[Bear72]

The comments on this are top drawer

 

[Square and compass]

Nicola is so proud of scott now that he has turned his life about and is now using colouring in books instead of heroin.
She has invited this hero to the scottish parliament.
That could happen, the way this country is run.

 

[thelivibluenose]

He painted those with his gloves right??

 

[Superrangers]

Nicola is so proud of scott now that he has turned his life about and is now using colouring in books instead of heroin.
She has invited this hero to the scottish parliament.
That could happen, the way this country is run.

He could end up being elected as an SNP MSP, the way this country is run.

 

[alexg123]

The Rodgers one. Man alive, I cannot stop laughing at that

Did Scott Harrison knock the tranny shagger's teeth out before he painted him ? FFS , Who would buy that face

 

[Great British Bear]

Let’s give him some credit here, he’s managed to get the colours spot on for the Gers scarf. Everything else tho, deary fuckin me. Whoever taught him in the jail is a fraudster and deserves to be locked up for their shameless crime of pretending to be teacher.

 

[Stuart_WATP]

Move over Da Vinci