Favourite Football Commentaries

AyrLoyal

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"And there in fact goes the final whistle . And Rangers the Scottish Premier Champions have won the Best of Britain clash. Walter Smith turns and salutes us". Archie McPherson
 
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Tumshie

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Rangers-related: Manchester brace yourself

Non-Rangers: Barry Davies when Bergkamp scored at France'98 against Argentina. He just went mental.
 

JW1988

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Tschabalala’s goal at the South Africa World Cup was pretty good until he ruined it at the end.

“Agueroooooooooooooooooooooo” will always be up there as well.

Neville on Torres (I don’t even know how to write was he was squealing)

The usual rangers ones “helicopter changing direction” “Manchester brace yourselves”

“Is there another twist in the tale, Lovenkrands! Yes there is”
 

Cromarty_Blue

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"And Neil McCann has clinched the Championship for Rangers.... It's the magnificent McCann"

May have got some of the words wrong!
 

RossS1872

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'1-0 to Rangers. And it's the old stager who's done it again for Walter Smith. How often has this man been the scourge of Celtic'
Alongside an iconic image.
 

BillySimpson

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Sometimes the actual commentary is absolute unoriginal shite, but rendered classic by what it describes, eg the two words, names only;

Arconada . . . . Armstrong!
 

TamSmartRFC

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'1-0 to Rangers. And it's the old stager who's done it again for Walter Smith. How often has this man been the scourge of Celtic'
Alongside an iconic image.
“...he’s not going to need any of them, he’s going to go all the way!

WHAT A SPLENDID FINISH FRON ALBERTZ!”
 
"Send season's greetings to your BT pal Chris Sutton" Tom Miller to Kevin Thomson after the 1-0 victory against them in December, "I think we've seen the goal that's won the championship" Davie Provan to Ian Crocker after that Edu goal against them in 2010
 

Khal Drogo

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My favourite is after we lost our first two games against St Mirren and Hibs we went to Parkhead. Trevor Steven is about to take a corner.

"Butcher waits. Theres Butcher! Butcher for Rangers! Five minutes gone and Rangers take the lead! The power, the physique, the heading ability of Terry Butcher exemplified with that tremendous effort. The power beat Pat Bonner"
 

Ticketybloo

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Rangers related has to be Manchester Brace Yourself. Rangers are coming!
Non Rangers. Barry Davies( IThink)
Look at his face!Just look at his face!!!!!!!!
 

Twosignals

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The equaliser against the Scum by Richard Gough, when we only had Nine men, with Graham Roberts playing the imaginary flute, the noise goes off the mics level and into distortion, superb.
 
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