Football Focus - Mark Lawrenson

[RoofeIsOnFire]

Outwith Sutton is there a bigger @rsehole pundit currently on TV?

 

[prenzlauerbear]

The annoying thing is that his sneering, utterly miserable style of punditry has rubbed off on arseholes like Murphy and McManaman as well.

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

If he found £20 in the street he would complain about litter, can't stand the prìck.

Face like Dot Cotton licking pìss off a nettle.

And he can shove his punditry along with his big collared shirts up his arśe.

 

[strathavenbear]

Remember him doing one of the games at the last World Cup and he sounded as though he'd rather be at home looking out a window at the rain pouring down

 

[cloodie]

I genuinely don't understand how he has managed to survive as a pundit. Football, the game that brings joy to so many people and he sucks the life right out of it. He's atrocious.

 

[BobbyShearer]

Become a parody of himself.

At the very beginning I seem to remember it being quite subtle with him and it was not a bad thing to have someone go against the grain and tell you a game was shite if it was shite.

Now he’s just a brutally miserable bastard who should never be employed to enhance enjoyment of the game.

 

[Thommo2006]

I feel like the life is draining out of me when hes on tv.

The weird thing is about 15 years ago he was doing a sports man dinner my local club organised. He came and spent the day at our club talking to the lads doing a bit of coaching. I drove him to the dinner in the evening had a couple of pints with him beforehand and he was great company some excellent stories. Totally different to how he came across on tv

 

[Blaze Of Glory]

The annoying thing is that his sneering, utterly miserable style of punditry has rubbed off on arseholes like Murphy and McManaman as well.

Agree completely re Lawrenson and Murphy, but I like McManaman. Often has a laugh when commentating.

 

[D4RN-L]

He brings nothing to the discussion

 

[azuloso1954]

Outwith Sutton is there a bigger @rsehole pundit currently on TV?

I'll see your lawrenson and raise you Dion Dublin

 

[RoofeIsOnFire]

I'll see your lawrenson and raise you Dion Dublin

While Dublin is a lispy, homes under the hammer w@nker he isnt as much of a pri.ck as Lawrenson

 

[JerseyLoyalist]

He looked rough on Football Focus.

 

[GimmeShelter]

looks like a nonce

 

[Crouchy]

He’s an insufferable prick.

 

[Haining84]

The kinda prick if you gave him a bar of gold,he’d moan it was too heavy.

A clapped out dog who’s back end went years ago.

 

[Number 4]

He’s a total corpse of a co presenter.

Actually don’t mind Murphy tbh.

 

[kenikinif]

Hes no even a good pundit they should put him on crossbar challenge using his sneering face as the crossbar with Albetz on shooting practice

 

[westenclosurebear]

He’s a total corpse of a co presenter.

Actually don’t mind Murphy tbh.

Murphy is a complete and utter knob.

 

[Arkanoid]

McManaman, Owen, Keown are all brutal probably others too. Simply awful knowledge, insight and bias on all networks

 

[Newtown Bear]

The kinda prick you would love to kick in the face and jobby in his kit bag.

 

[TwoBadMice]

Outwith Sutton is there a bigger @rsehole pundit currently on TV?

NO

will never forget in the late 90’s when he said Rangers have as much a chance in Europe as an eclipse of the moon

Arsehole

 

[RS_Jam]

Garth Crooks is awful.

The less said about Lawrenson the better

 

[Wilbour]

Stopped watching football focus years ago as its full of cunts.

 

[temperance]

This should be made a sticky it comes up so often.

 

[superallythe2nd]

He's a prick.

 

[devilman]

He is a complete and total wanker. He made having the commentary on during the Spanish football when Sky had it impossible. Just constantly putting every one down and having a dig all the time. No need. Added to that he sounds like one of the most boring people in the planet - as in you'd contemplate topping yourself if you got stuck in his company.

How wanks like him make such good careers for themselves is beyond me.

 

[TN8]

Convinced he's gay.

 

[Rodney Trotter]

Garth Crooks is awful.

The less said about Lawrenson the better

Full of his own sense of self importance is Crooks.

 

[max murray]

Bob Wilson must rate highly as the most boring, untalented football pundit of all time.

 

[carlosapicella]

Outwith Sutton is there a bigger @rsehole pundit currently on TV?

NO

 

[Kentbear]

Full of his own sense of self importance is Crooks.

Full of pies as well, Crooks was a slender little footballer now miles overweight.

 

[barneythebear]

A wanker if ever there was one, miserable bastard shouldn’t be near a TV studio.

 

[senefelder]

Remember him doing one of the games at the last World Cup and he sounded as though he'd rather be at home looking out a window at the rain pouring down

Possibly the one where he continually slaughtered the young French right back Pavard. You know, the one who scored one of the goals of the tournament, and finished with a winners medal.

 

[legalbeagle]

Always wondered why ex-Liverpool players seem to be disproportionately likely to be pundits. Maybe other clubs have just as many and I don’t notice it so much but Lawrenson, Hansen, Owen, Carragher, Murphy, Souness, Redknapp, McManaman come to mind - it’s like the media disproportion a certain club gets up here.

 

[top_cat]

He must have a brilliant agent, an insufferable prick.

 

[strathavenbear]

Possibly the one where he continually slaughtered the young French right back Pavard. You know, the one who scored one of the goals of the tournament, and finished with a winners medal.

Can't remember the game, but anyone who didn't play in the EPL was basically an irrelevance and really shouldn't have been allowed to spoil his afternoon.

 

[NYC Davie]

Is it just me (cue FFers going “aye it’s just you“), or does Garth Crooks now look like the criminal mastermind who got blown up like a balloon in Live And Let Die?

 

[Amity75]

There was a poster on here who claimed to have shagged Lawrenson's missus while doing a homer at their house. I always think about that whenever I see him on TV.

 

[sprally]

Is it just me (cue FFers going “aye it’s just you“), or does Garth Crooks now look like the criminal mastermind who got blown up like a balloon in Live And Let Die?

Aye it’s jus......

No it’s not, he does.

 

[Maximus]

I think he doesn't actually like football. Dour bugger

 

[The DazzleGer]

Huge football pedigree and intelligent charismatic guy who knows his stuff .
Just like me he,s getting on now but I wish him well.

 

[Yoniboy]

Outwith Sutton is there a bigger @rsehole pundit currently on TV?

What else do you expect from a tramp who confesses to always having followed kiddie fiddlers fc and betrays his country to opt to play for the banana republic.

 

[Bluetac 73]

Good feature about Pollok on it at the end.

 

[BobbyRussellShimmy]

Fud.

 

[BlackOliveGateaux]

He gives the impression that he’s got somewhere else to be. Like he’s got a cab waiting for him outside.

 

[bud_light]

There was a poster on here who claimed to have shagged Lawrenson's missus while doing a homer at their house. I always think about that whenever I see him on TV.

Whatever floats your boat I suppose.I think of Liz Hurley

 

[babaji]

Late

NO

will never forget in the late 90’s when he said Rangers have as much a chance in Europe as an eclipse of the moon

Arsehole

 

[Georanger33]

If he found £20 in the street he would complain about litter, can't stand the prìck.

Face like Dot Cotton licking pìss off a nettle.

And he can shove his punditry along with his big collared shirts up his arśe.

You are a fine wordsmith.

 

[Georanger33]

McManaman, Owen, Keown are all brutal probably others too. Simply awful knowledge, insight and bias on all networks

Just realised the only pundits I like are Boydie, Super Ally and Neil McCann. Maybe I’m a bit biased.