Funny moments watching Rangers

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  1. Arkansasgerstill

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    That is incredible some 20 years on. I now feel sorry for his wife having that humouless soul at home all day, every day. I watched it again today after posting on here, and had forgotten just how stupid Smith made himself look. Even Joe Tortalano the Hibs left back couldn't believe it and led the protests along with Durie....and wee Joe I'm sure had no brief for the Bears.

    Also noticed today that this incident was in the Guardians worst 10 football decisions ever.
     
  2. Andyprfc

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    Forfar away during Walters second spell. Whole end behind the goal singing “shagger shagger gies the sash” then enviably “shagger doesn’t know it”. McGregor turned round and very clearly gave it “ aye a f&$!king dae”
     
  3. Paisleyprod

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    Anton Rogan. More than once
     
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    Mind the same thing happened with David Healy when he was warming up at rugby park:D
     
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    A game v St Boo at Ibrox about 1980,was that useless git Andrew Waddell's 1st time reffing us. Billy Stark makes an absolute swan dive, Waddell duly gives the free kick, cue wee Doddy collapse right in front of Waddell as if he'd just been shot. The cheating swine didn't know what to do as he knew he had been conned & and worse still, he knew we knew it! right enough, he made up for it by giving us hee-haw for the rest of his reffing career.
     
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    Brave Italian warrior lol. First time I've ever heard that phrase.
     
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    Iain Andrews. Five times.
     
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    Old Firm May 2007, comfortably winning 2-0 and our fans started to sarcastically cheer each touch Lennon made as he was playing honking (think it was his last old firm). He looked like he was going to explode. Very gratifying.
     
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    Not Fergie but good to know another of them got fu(ked in the coupon by their own player. :)

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  10. Bearskin

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    I remember that. Also remember Shitey Galloway chasing a ball that went out of play at Rangers end next to jungle and it went into the bears. He came belting over then quickly realised it was not going to go well. Guy picks it up and holds it out beckoning him to just come and get it. He goes over and just before he can lay his hands on it, our hero straight arm throws it over his head back in to the now bouncing support and the whole 15 thousand odd of us cheering and pising ourselves. Magic.
     
  11. Bearskin

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    One of my stand out favourites. Always seem to think this was Walters first game in charge?
     
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    This was magic, the guy was raging.
    Every time he touched the ball he was getting the treatment.
    I'm sure he got voted "best opposition player" in the fanzine that season
     
  13. Raffles

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    "Hands-on" Rogan.
    For a while it seemed like he gave us a penalty nearly every game, and his face was always a picture.
    Weird character, remember once he wore one black glove for a whole game at Ibrox
     
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    In Leipzig, there were a few guys at that hill at the stadium sliding down on their stomachs.

    It was about -50 or so, pretty sure they're all dead from hypothermia now :D
     
  15. Blaze Of Glory

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    Game v Katowice when one of their players was down injured and Bomber obviously saw it as time wasting. He picked up the trainer's bag and threw it to the side of the pitch, only problem being it was still open and everything fell out, wasting even more time.
     
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    In Seville a certain fan couldn't be arsed walking 5 minutes to the shop for a cargo. His words "get me anything".

    We brought him back a cucumber.
     
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    Speaking of cucumber. The daughter of one of the boys that travelled on our bus let slip that he was using slices of cucumber on his eyes as part of some sort of beauty treatment. The next game one of the boys went to the shop and got a load of cucumber cut up and dished it out, when the guy in question got on the bus the whole bus was lying back with slices of cucumber over their eyes:D The wee man is no longer with us sadly. RIP wee Stuart.
     
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    The slag from Elgin, out her face, dancing at Ibrox. Away end.

    Rangers fans singing 'Sunshine on Leith' the best rendition ever heard at Easter Road.
     
  19. HailRicksen

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    Even Spew keevins thought he was an arrogant tosser.
     
  20. Superrangers

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    That was an outstanding day. Was watching it Leeds with a big group of bears as I didn't have a ticket. Ended up getting wrecked and spunking £600 on the day.
     
  21. Gheorghe_Hagi

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    Falkirk at home during Eck's last season, 2-0 up in what was up until then a fairly boring game. TBO spotted a guy in the Falkirk support wearing an utterly ridiculous bright pink vest top and spent the next 10 minutes ripping the pish out of him, playing YMCA and singing "who's the poofter in the pink", "gay boy, what's the score" etc. The guy was visibly raging.

    Our team utterly shites it and Falkirk pull it back to 2-2 at which point every Falkirk fan pointed at the guy in the pink vest top and started singing "gay boy, what's the score" :D

    Funny moment in an otherwise horrendous game.
     
  22. Souness86

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    Sniff sniff ;)
     
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    Think i remember that, during the time the brass band used to play in the broomloan? Just remember them playing ymca
     
  24. ArmchairBear

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    In the tunnel before an Old Firm game at the Brendanbau, big Petric does the old tap the opposite shoulder trick on Tosh McKinlay as the the teams started to walk out.

    The bold Tosh is all over the place and the TV cameras captured it beautifully.

    Sadly never been able to find it again, not even on the Rangers Archives on FB. It may have been a cup game we lost which could be why. Great moment though.
     
  25. Rfcsmith

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    "Tosh is in the huff" getting belted out had the clown going nuts
     
  26. AndItsGascoigne!

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    I searched for this for ages

    Found it and pished my self for a while

    Now can’t find it again

    I was at the match that night and remember laughing like a wee boy for ages after it
     
  27. coplandrearl36

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    Similar to the one above fat cat in Athens wearing a pink suit, fans singing are you Tuna in disguise.
    Then a blonde walking across the pitch to a chorus of Ally's gonnae get you. Ally was in the crowd.
     
  28. Gheorghe_Hagi

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    Yeah it would've been. Would've been about the start of 2006 probably.
     
  29. frankie_dux

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    The guy with the walter smith mask jumping on to the park at kilmarnock


    The ref thought it was walter

    I still laugh about that

    Not seen the gif of this for ages
     
  30. bluetonic

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    The stuff of East Enclosure legend, that poor guy got it all night:D
     
  31. Kirkton Loyal

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    The goal and her falling are my only recollections of the game lol
     
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    Our Huddle at the piggery. Alought the result had already put every Bear in a good mood anyway.
     
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    Guy sat behind me in the enclosure brought his son in to a game. Wee fella was about 3 or 4 and having tantrums first 20 minutes then started asking for a pie. This went on for a while so I jumped down for him and got the dad and son a pie. Wee hear then started crying saying daddy why did you get me a pie I don’t like pies. They left before half time.

    Dundee United away. Keeper called Dusan Pernis. Full half of Penis chants.

    Archie Mcphersons pronunciation of Darcheville was brilliant.
     
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    Marvin Andrews vs the Livingston ball boy
     
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    . Ted McMinn in a European match at Ibrox when shooting towards the Copland he went on a wee mazy run then tried to cross it into the box & completely missed the ball & it trundled out for a goal kick. Whole stadium pished themselves laughing. Brilliant Ted , thanks.
     
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    Graham roberts conducting the Copland Rd stand against the mhanks as he had to go in goal due to a couple of sending offs. Brilliant.
     
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    John Brown kicking polish docs cheap bag and contents all over the park
     
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    Mid 90s v partick they have a wee ginger guy playing for them whose getting pelters enclosure start singing ginger hair is unacceptable your an ugly bastard
    Stuart McCall looks over with his arms out as if to say give us a break guy behind me shouts it's ok Stu your strawberry blonde
     
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    Thanks for the memories ⚪️
     
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    Cuellar saves with hand. Tarriers go mental. Mcgregor saves pen.
     
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    Old firm game
    Boruc in goal after his divorce

    Enclosure and broomy give it 'artur Artur where's yer wife?' no response

    Then the boy in the enclosure pipes up 'shagged by a proddie, she'd getting shagged by a proddie' catches on in no time. He was fekin raging lol
     
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    A love it when people are that angry they just shout a load of shite i can avtually picture that.
     
  43. king of the North

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    I’ve told this one before.

    At Easter rd a few years ago, the game where Stokes scores in the first 15secs or something but we came back to win 3-1 from memory.

    Anyway it’s the 2nd half and we’re winning so the bears are in a good mood. Hibs go forward and Stokes (or Riordan, can’t remember who it was exactly) completely fluffs a chance right in front of the bears. So of course he’s getting some friendly advice. I continued my abuse a little bit longer than most and a steward was walking down and basically just said ‘calm down a bit’. Now at this stage of my life my accent has some strong Australian twang to it, so I said no problem pal I’ll settle. But before I could do anything a voice from way up back yells ‘I wouldn’t say anything, that chunt knows Alf Stewart’

    Que the stand pissing themselves laughing followed by 20 sec rendition of ‘there’s only one Alf Stewart’ by the bears


    Great day
     
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    Yip Anton gifting us a penalty at ibrox and the look on his face like he's been caught with his pants down still makes me laugh . Hated that lady's front bottom
     
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    League cup final 1994 Raith v them. At the shoutout mcstay steps up and jock brown then says "mcstay for Celtic he can't possibly miss"
    Scott Thompson saves and rovers win the cup.
     
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    Petrov and the paper cup at the Copland he went down quicker than the titanic.
     
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    Scottish cup match in the 70's against Falkirk we were in the old railway shed. (mental place)

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    The Bears are shouting to a Burd to get her Tits out for the lads etc.

    She kindly does and her top and bra vanish into the crowd Polis in wrap coat around her and escort her around the track.

    Game went to extra time and we ended up winning.

    My Dad never knew I had went to the game. ( we were about 14 at the time)

    We managed to get the train from Glasgow to Kilmarnock but no transport to get us home.

    The mate I was with lived in Newmilns and we started walking home next thing I knew was my Dad driving along the road looking for us.

    He took my pal to Newmilns and told me to "get Fu(kin home and I will deal with you later".

    I still had about a mile to walk :eek:

    But I did it with the vision of seeing a lovely pair of chebs [​IMG]
     
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    Away at Rugby Park about 8/9 years ago. 0-0 at half time but we ended up scoring 4 without reply in the second half. The Kilmarnock defence was all over the place in the second half and Alan Combe in the Killie goal was getting madder and madder with them as the half went on. Cue the Gers fans behind the goal giving him absolute dogs abuse. Most of the stand were up singing 'Alan's in the huff' for the last 20 minutes of the game although to be fair him he took it well and gave us a round of applause at the final whistle
     
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    i remember that. bradley had a sort of spandau ballet hairdo, dyed blonde.not sure if it was the hair or his name that was more gay.
     
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    Terrible but funny none the same: (memory a bit cloudy)

    Was at a thistle game at firhill probably about early 90s. When the two supports were only separated by an iron fence.

    The thistle “casuals” spent most of the game giving it the come ahead to us on the other side of the fence. There was one particularly repugnant character giving it the billy big baws the whole game.

    Thistle go on and score and their lot goes a bit mental and the fanny trips and falls against the fence. Where he is quickly grabbed.

    Weans, auld men everyone gives him a absolutely leathering through the fence. He got left to the ambulance men and stretchered out. Schadenfreude right there.

    It might have been the game hateley scored from about the half way line.

    I’m a terrible person but I found it hilarious.
     
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