Gary Keown, Mail on Sunday, slaughtering The Cheat

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Superb article today by Keown slaughtering the Japanese cheat, and he doesn't hold back. Its not available for copy and paste, but here's some paraphrased excerpts.

" The interweb is already full of little montages of Furuhashi doing the dying fly on the pitch. They are quite comedic in their own way, like some kind of Charlie Chaplin meets George Carlin mash-up. There's him going down in the area to win a penalty against Livingston at the end of October, toppling with all the dramatic effect of The Wicker Man. There's the masterpiece at Dundee a week later, his piece de resistance, no doubt, where he headbutts a Dundee defender in the chest in a scene more Death In The Afternoon than Dens Park, and then hits the deck with the force of a vanquished bull in the final act of the tercio de muerte. No penalty that time, sadly, but 10 out of 10 for artistic merit. Same goes for the incident with Aberdeen's David Bates. Furuhashi jumps with the defender, they're chasing the ball together, and out of the blue he's flying through the air faster than a crush barrier in the Parkhead car park on the day of a League Cup exit, and landing with a more emphatic crash. Even Bates can't stop himself laughing. But the thing is this : this is now going beyond being funny, particularly as it has now happened four times in Celtc's last seven games. The latest incident came in Hearts recent visit to Parkhead. After squaring up to Heart's Souttar, Furuhashi is back doing the three falls and a submission in the penalty box. Furuhashi has crossed the line and looks as if he's actively trying to get opposition players sent off. "

Keown doesn't miss the endless antics of The Cheat.
 
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Superb article today by Keown slaughtering the Japanese cheat, and he doesn't hold back. Its not available for copy and paste, but here's some paraphrased excerpts.

" The interweb is already full of little montages of Furuhashi doing the dying fly on the pitch. They are quite comedic in their own way, like some kind of Charlie Chaplin meets George Carlin mash-up. There's him going down in the area to win a penalty against Livingston at the end of October, toppling with all the dramatic effect of The Wicker Man. There's the masterpiece at Dundee a week later, his piece de resistance, no doubt, where he headbutts a Dundee defender in the chest in a scene more Death In The Afternoon than Dens Park, and then hits the deck with the force of a vanquished bull in the final act of the tercio de muerte. No penalty that time, sadly, but 10 out of 10 for artistic merit. Same goes for the incident with Aberdeen's David Bates. Furuhashi jumps with the defender, they're chasing the ball together, and out of the blue he's flying through the air faster than a crush barrier in the Parkhead car park on the day of a League Cup exit, and landing with a more emphatic crash. "

Keown :D doesn't miss the endless antics of The Cheat.
Likes the description to go along with each incident. The crash barrier analogy was my personal favourite
 
Boyd said something today about the diving and tried to make light of it by having a wee laugh

Keown calling him out is good.

More need to follow and hopefully the wee prick stops it as refs are not taking action for the blatant cheating
 
Superb article today by Keown slaughtering the Japanese cheat, and he doesn't hold back. Its not available for copy and paste, but here's some paraphrased excerpts.

" The interweb is already full of little montages of Furuhashi doing the dying fly on the pitch. They are quite comedic in their own way, like some kind of Charlie Chaplin meets George Carlin mash-up. There's him going down in the area to win a penalty against Livingston at the end of October, toppling with all the dramatic effect of The Wicker Man. There's the masterpiece at Dundee a week later, his piece de resistance, no doubt, where he headbutts a Dundee defender in the chest in a scene more Death In The Afternoon than Dens Park, and then hits the deck with the force of a vanquished bull in the final act of the tercio de muerte. No penalty that time, sadly, but 10 out of 10 for artistic merit. Same goes for the incident with Aberdeen's David Bates. Furuhashi jumps with the defender, they're chasing the ball together, and out of the blue he's flying through the air faster than a crush barrier in the Parkhead car park on the day of a League Cup exit, and landing with a more emphatic crash. "

Keown doesn't miss the endless antics of The Cheat.
Great. At least we have one journalist who isn't afraid to call the cheat out.
 
Japanese folk are normally very decent and honest - unless they play for Septic.

This wee clown is really becoming rather annoying - from his pathetic overplaying injuries to his fake concern for opposition players he really is a disgrace to the Japanese.
 
Superb article today by Keown slaughtering the Japanese cheat, and he doesn't hold back. Its not available for copy and paste, but here's some paraphrased excerpts.

" The interweb is already full of little montages of Furuhashi doing the dying fly on the pitch. They are quite comedic in their own way, like some kind of Charlie Chaplin meets George Carlin mash-up. There's him going down in the area to win a penalty against Livingston at the end of October, toppling with all the dramatic effect of The Wicker Man. There's the masterpiece at Dundee a week later, his piece de resistance, no doubt, where he headbutts a Dundee defender in the chest in a scene more Death In The Afternoon than Dens Park, and then hits the deck with the force of a vanquished bull in the final act of the tercio de muerte. No penalty that time, sadly, but 10 out of 10 for artistic merit. Same goes for the incident with Aberdeen's David Bates. Furuhashi jumps with the defender, they're chasing the ball together, and out of the blue he's flying through the air faster than a crush barrier in the Parkhead car park on the day of a League Cup exit, and landing with a more emphatic crash. Even Bates can't stop himself laughing. But the thing is this : this is now going beyond being funny, particularly as it has now happened four times in Celtc's last seven games. The latest incident came in Hearts recent visit to Parkhead. After squaring up to Heart's Souttar, Furuhashi is back doing the three falls and a submission in the penalty box. Furuhashi has crossed the line and looks as if he's actively trying to get opposition players sent off. "

Keown doesn't miss the endless antics of The Cheat.
Please tell me the bit in bold isn’t paraphrasing!?
 
I don’t want to come over all John Wayne here but, actions like this simply aren’t becoming of a man.

Souttar helped him up yesterday with an expression of pity more than anything else.

What an embarrassing little ponce this character is.

He should probably have his genitals burnt off by fire or some other equally medieval punishment.
 
Tought Klaxon, Spiers and Bill Leckie would have been all over this like a rash, being such moral crusaders of the beautiful game
Spiers had a wee comment yesterday in his Times column. Not a lot but it's mentioned
 
Superb article today by Keown slaughtering the Japanese cheat, and he doesn't hold back. Its not available for copy and paste, but here's some paraphrased excerpts.

" The interweb is already full of little montages of Furuhashi doing the dying fly on the pitch. They are quite comedic in their own way, like some kind of Charlie Chaplin meets George Carlin mash-up. There's him going down in the area to win a penalty against Livingston at the end of October, toppling with all the dramatic effect of The Wicker Man. There's the masterpiece at Dundee a week later, his piece de resistance, no doubt, where he headbutts a Dundee defender in the chest in a scene more Death In The Afternoon than Dens Park, and then hits the deck with the force of a vanquished bull in the final act of the tercio de muerte. No penalty that time, sadly, but 10 out of 10 for artistic merit. Same goes for the incident with Aberdeen's David Bates. Furuhashi jumps with the defender, they're chasing the ball together, and out of the blue he's flying through the air faster than a crush barrier in the Parkhead car park on the day of a League Cup exit, and landing with a more emphatic crash. Even Bates can't stop himself laughing. But the thing is this : this is now going beyond being funny, particularly as it has now happened four times in Celtc's last seven games. The latest incident came in Hearts recent visit to Parkhead. After squaring up to Heart's Souttar, Furuhashi is back doing the three falls and a submission in the penalty box. Furuhashi has crossed the line and looks as if he's actively trying to get opposition players sent off. "

Keown doesn't miss the endless antics of The Cheat.
 
One criticism Gary. Why has it taken FOUR instances of this outrageous cheating before you reckon wee Yoko has crossed the line?

Aw, let's make it two or three. Why haven't you called out the refs who have all mysteriously missed these antics, and why not have a wee pop at your colleagues into the bargain, because they all seemed to have given this a bodyswerve.
 
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