Giggs stands down

Imagine his brother will be the first to fist pump with joy when the Judge finally sends this odious little lady's front bottom down for a stretch in one of her majesty’s hotels.
 
Ryan Giggs poet absurd
Writes a prose about his burd .
Oh how he loves her he is cooing
Then he gives her a helluva doing.
Now he might be going to jail
If he pleas and lies do fail
Banged in a cell with a mental Maddy
Wishing he wasn't such a baddy.
Hitting women is kind of dumb
Now he'll have to guard his bum
 
Ryan Giggs poet absurd
Writes a prose about his burd .
Oh how he loves her he is cooing
Then he gives her a helluva doing.
Now he might be going to jail
If he pleas and lies do fail
Banged in a cell with a mental Maddy
Wishing he wasn't such a baddy.
Hitting women is kind of dumb
Now he'll have to guard his bum
on ye go son
 
Remarkable that for most of his career he managed to uphold an image of a decent family man and model professional. Turns out he’s one of the biggest scumbags British football has ever known
He hid it well for years, but its way harder to do that in the modern age
 
Must be rewarding for Giggs brother to see what a total %^*& up he really is.
He said on a podcast, that not even his own mum speaks to him (Rhodney). Because Ryan can’t do any wrong in his own families eyes.

Hopefully he’s satisfied that people know what kinda guy his brother is.
 
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