Highlights of “Inside info from Celtic Park”

[mdingwall]

Garnered from a perusal of Timmy messageboards and Facebook pages.

Big problems at Lennoxtown on Monday according to someone close to the squad.

Lennon went through the team one by one, but Brown wasn’t having any of it. Said the players have had enough of Lennon’s lack of professionalism. Apparently he’s been turning up to training stinking of booze. Lennon went mental and had to be held back by Big Duffy.

French contingent have chucked it, say they won’t play for Lennon anymore.

Lawwell is working his ticket for a move to Man Utd to replace Ed Woodward, so he’s checked out.

Absolute shambles on and off the park. The 10 is in real danger
THIS IS DOING THE ROUNDS

Kennedy fell out with Lennon on Friday at training.

Duffy made to play after getting an abscess removed from his mouth along with 2 teeth - said he didn’t feel ready to play and Jullien fit enough but manager did not want him to play after fallout at training.

So basically the manager is doing what he did at Hibs.

Falling out with players

Attending training drunk

Having zero tactics

Sitting in dugout spitting out skol bandits onto pitch

He’s so far up his own arse its time for him and the guy that brought him to leave with immediate effect.

Eddy does not want to play for Lennon and thinks he’s a bully.

 

[Craigie]

I received this word for word last night.

A fair bit seems entirely plausible. Wishful thinking in general though?

 

[mdingwall]

"Skoal Bandits"

 

[GF1872]

Too good to be true.

 

[SDF]

Wibble to replace Lennon is the latest one on Kerrydale Street.

Please. Replace the dinosaur with an even older one.

 

[EverySaturday1872]

Put them to the fckin sword Rangers it's time.

 

[JD1872]

I’m choosing to believe this

 

[The Lone Sniper]

Garnered from a perusal of Timmy messageboards and Facebook pages.

Big problems at Lennoxtown on Monday according to someone close to the squad.

Lennon went through the team one by one, but Brown wasn’t having any of it. Said the players have had enough of Lennon’s lack of professionalism. Apparently he’s been turning up to training stinking of booze. Lennon went mental and had to be held back by Big Duffy.

French contingent have chucked it, say they won’t play for Lennon anymore.

Lawwell is working his ticket for a move to Man Utd to replace Ed Woodward, so he’s checked out.

Absolute shambles on and off the park. The 10 is in real danger
THIS IS DOING THE ROUNDS

Kennedy fell out with Lennon on Friday at training.

Duffy made to play after getting an abscess removed from his mouth along with 2 teeth - said he didn’t feel ready to play and Jullien fit enough but manager did not want him to play after fallout at training.

So basically the manager is doing what he did at Hibs.

Falling out with players

Attending training drunk

Having zero tactics

Sitting in dugout spitting out skol bandits onto pitch

He’s so far up his own arse its time for him and the guy that brought him to leave with immediate effect.

Eddy does not want to play for Lennon and thinks he’s a bully.

A warm fuzzy feeling (despite it almost certainly being nonsense).

 

[Teddy bear]

I'll get excited when they start dropping points.

 

[BlueFlagHigh]

I posted this on here last night .

I don’t really believe any of it but it’s funny all the same !

 

[giogaddi]

Lennon has been turning up pished apparently. Lawwell found a sleeve of Spanish fags in his locker and realised he sent Bolingoli over there to get him them cheap.

 

[mdingwall]

I'll get excited when they start dropping points.

True - but it's still a bit of a giggle when your rival's fans go into multiple meltdown.

 

[Deleted member 125]

Lawwell to Man U is my personal fave!

 

[immortal7]

Jackanory, but I'm taking it as gospel.

 

[trevor_steven]

As much as I'd love all that to be true, we've heard all this before.

I'd personally take all that with a pitch of salt.

 

[DeeCeeTee]

It's amazing what 1 defeat has turned them into. Many posters say it, but if 55 happens this season, it will kill them, some literally!

 

[Dave Angell]

Skoal Bandits, is it 1986 again ?

 

[johnnybravo]

I hope things stay the same.

 

[vinnie]

Nah, not buying it. Surely even that lot wouldn’t put this “10” in jeopardy like this. Too coincidental it all happens after the transfer window shuts.

If the players really did want him out they would blabbing to the press by now!

 

[giogaddi]

Nah, not buying it. Surely even that lot wouldn’t put this “10” in jeopardy like this. Too coincidental it all happens after the transfer window shuts.

If the players really did want him out they would blabbing to the press by now!

They genuinely don't like Lennon.

 

[SuperGers07]

We need him to stick about a bit longer. Hopefully they keep dropping points

 

[Dulce et Decorum Est]

The dogs on the street could smell his hangover on Saturday, he looked a disgrace in his shell suit. Camera then zooms in on our Manager and he is looking fresh, suited, booted and up for the occasion.

 

[mdingwall]

They genuinely don't like Lennon.

Best line one of them came out with last night was 'Lawwell should have sacked him in the showers after the final whistle'

 

[Chopper]

 

[jimbear]

I would take all of this with a pinch of salt.

 

[Walter2]

Garnered from a perusal of Timmy messageboards and Facebook pages.

Big problems at Lennoxtown on Monday according to someone close to the squad.

Lennon went through the team one by one, but Brown wasn’t having any of it. Said the players have had enough of Lennon’s lack of professionalism. Apparently he’s been turning up to training stinking of booze. Lennon went mental and had to be held back by Big Duffy.

French contingent have chucked it, say they won’t play for Lennon anymore.

Lawwell is working his ticket for a move to Man Utd to replace Ed Woodward, so he’s checked out.

Absolute shambles on and off the park. The 10 is in real danger
THIS IS DOING THE ROUNDS

Kennedy fell out with Lennon on Friday at training.

Duffy made to play after getting an abscess removed from his mouth along with 2 teeth - said he didn’t feel ready to play and Jullien fit enough but manager did not want him to play after fallout at training.

So basically the manager is doing what he did at Hibs.

Falling out with players

Attending training drunk

Having zero tactics

Sitting in dugout spitting out skol bandits onto pitch

He’s so far up his own arse its time for him and the guy that brought him to leave with immediate effect.

Eddy does not want to play for Lennon and thinks he’s a bully.

ENOUGH! Of the good news!
Give us some bad news!

 

[Sticky Fingers]

I’m in stitches with this. I send these things into my group chat, it’s like throwing a grenade into a room full of mentally challengeds and doing a bunk! They all go into meltdown, it’s hilarious.
Some of these are crackers.
Spitting out skol bandits is the best one to be fair

 

[johnnybravo]

‘Come on the sheep

 

[SDF]

They genuinely don't like Lennon.

It would rather fitting if they turned on the bold Lennon after 20 years of greeting about every other fanbase hating him.

 

[Gogso]

"Skoal Bandits"

Probably washed the Skoal down with some Skol.

 

[CaptainCourageous]

Let's hope some of that's true. The more unrest the better.

Head down Rangers, concentrate on what we do best - winning football matches.

 

[Amity75]

Bheast fan in my office told me yesterday morning about the Lennon/Kennedy fallout.

 

[Teddy bear]

True - but it's still a bit of a giggle when your rival's fans go into multiple meltdown.

I never said I wouldn't have a wee chuckle haha

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Careful lads this could be an absolute belter of a comeback for Op Tango.

 

[Gogso]

Wibble to replace Lennon is the latest one on Kerrydale Street.

Please. Replace the dinosaur with an even older one.

Saw various names mentioned:
Benitez, Wibble, Jack Ross, Roy Keane & my favourite...Derek McInnes!
They do now accept that Jose is staying with Spurs for the time being.

 

[Walters80]

Rumours online that their accounts are going to be very bad as well, the cracks are starting to appear big time.

If Rangers win the league this season and qualify for the champions path in the UCL I’d be very confident we could qualify considering we’ve beaten better teams in Europa league qualifying than they’ve been knocked out by in the Champions league qualifiers.

They have a completely unsustainable wage bill and will seriously have to downsize soon. A title win this season and I can see us winning several league titles in a row at least.

 

[Kilsyth Unionist]

Wibble to replace Lennon is the latest one on Kerrydale Street.

Please. Replace the dinosaur with an even older one.

Bheast fan in my office told me yesterday morning about the Lennon/Kennedy fallout.

Brave John Kennedy

 

[giogaddi]

Saw various names mentioned:
Benitez, Wibble, Jack Ross, Roy Keane & my favourite...Derek McInnes!
They do now accept that Jose is staying with Spurs for the time being.

They had a poll who they wanted to replace Rodgers. Lennon got 1%

 

[jones65]

I received this word for word last night.

A fair bit seems entirely plausible. Wishful thinking in general though?

same, mentally challenged i know sent me this claiming he had a good source at the piggery.

All very feasible but the best stories always are, pinch of salt required.

 

[Johnny Yen]

Wibble to replace Lennon is the latest one on Kerrydale Street.

Please. Replace the dinosaur with an even older one.

I wouldn’t like that to be honest, Wibble is indeed a dinosaur with an archaic style of play, he would sort them out though and not take any nonsense from the squad, they would be very difficult to beat and would take care of the rest of the dross in the league no problem.

 

[Alex Venters]

Best line one of them came out with last night was 'Lawwell should have sacked him in the showers after the final whistle'

You sure it was sacked?

 

[jasbear]

Maybe true, maybe not. But I do love reading shit like this.

 

[SuperGers07]

Sunday will be the marker for them. Their next three games in the league are all away.

I fully expect the sheep to roll over

 

[Caesar]

Probably the usual attention seeking ITK jackanory rubbish. Be fun though.

Take it if Iiewell moves to Man Utd then hell take his SFA buddies to plant into the FA for pushing 'The Big Picture' through?

 

[strathavenbear]

He did look hungover on the pre-match interview on Saturday morning. Bright red nose, bloodshot eyes.
Hopefully they keep him on until the end of the season.

 

[Aragorn]

Watched the end of the game against Milan last night.

When the team was walking off Elyounoussi was all smiles chatting away to a Milan player...I don’t know if they had been team mates or what but I would be f*****g incensed if after we had been beaten a player gave the impression he wasn’t all that concerned.

Let’s hope there is more than a grain of truth in the OP.

 

[Blue 9]

I believe every word .

 

[gordon_blue]

Apparently, the players are off to the fairground to have a go on the Shooting Gallery to see if they can actually manage to get a shot on target!

 

[Modfella]

Sunday will be the marker for them. Their next three games in the league are all away.

I fully expect the sheep to roll over

Talking to a Aberdeen fan yesterday and he said they expected the tims to win as McInness rolls over in these matches, his words.
Even their own fans know they don't raise their game against that mob.

 

[Kilsyth Unionist]

Broon is done and eduward with covid.
Forget nae neck forrest.
They are a spent force.
Beat on Sunday and there will be a nuclear fall out.
Be intresting to know when they last lost 3?games in a row.