AbsofookinlutleyAn absolute namby pamby shitehawk jessy bastard of a player. He wears an Alice band and wears Gucci like the wags used to wear juicy couture.
The cunts cunt who somehow gets a bucket load of fanny despite being slightly effeminate with his poncey hairdo and shaved legs.
Never worth £100m in a million months of Sundays in a week of Mondays.
A fucking donkey. I cannot stand him.