John Collins on BBC Radio Scotland 'Eduard's a better player than Morelos"

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I think you should be banned for sacrilege....
 
They have this weird obsession that they have to compare player like for like, you will probably find some that have convinced themselves that they have better players in every position including the goalies

A lady's front bottom at my work thinks that. He said he would maybe have McGregor but he is too old.

I dont enter discussion with him, I just laugh and it really gets under his skin.
 
Here’s a point...

Morelos has played in a struggling Rangers team trying to re-establish itself, he was always hungry, aggressive and desperate to score. This season that hard graft has paid off and he deserves great credit.

Edouard has completely downed tools in a struggling Celtic team after being dominant for two years.
He is not the player they believed him to be.
 
Edouard wants to score the Thierry Henry goal, coming in off the left and bending the shot into the far corner. He's not really interested in anything else, Helander beat him like he was a wee boy yesterday, edouard had no answer.
 
I think Edouard may be a bit more technically gifted than Alfie but he doesn't bring as much to the party. Alfie offers a much better all round contribution to the team effort. Collins to me, and wee Chesney are in denial. I thought Shelley Kerr shot him down pretty well.
 
I am more than happy to regurgitate this stat from Premier Sport yesterday. He has never scored a headed goal in his entire career! Never, not one! a no.9 who can't score with a cross into the box? Who is kidding who here, Morelos has led the line against back 4s on his own and made defenders like Pepe look ordinary, scoring ALL types of goals at all levels.
It particularly made me laugh that he's never scored a header even as a 23 year old against teenage boys for France U21s
This is why psg moved him on .

A centre forward who does not head the ball call me old fashioned but that's an attack minded midfielder ... Playing at centre forward
 
Why was that even brought up in discussion ?
My first thought on seeing the thread. Bizarre.

Their season has ended in April. No worthwhile football to play for 3 or 4 months. “Ra ten” deader than a dodo. Out both cups, humiliatingly gubbed in 2 European competitions. Almost the worst Europa league group stage record ever by any team. Played Rangers 4 times this season. Lost 3 and not won a single match.

But don’t worry, their striker who has run down his contract, is desperate to leave and missed a pen that fcuked any chance they had of getting back into the game yesterday and creating a lifeline for their season is better than our forward who was involved in the build up for both goals as we papped them out the cup 2-0.

Aye, ok then pal.
 
I think Edouard may be a bit more technically gifted than Alfie but he doesn't bring as much to the party. Alfie offers a much better all round contribution to the team effort. Collins to me, and wee Chesney are in denial. I thought Shelley Kerr shot him down pretty well.
You are the 2nd person to say Kerr made a lady's front bottom of sponge Bob squareheid. Anyone got a clip of this?
 
You can listen to the debate here, it's only the last 10 to 15 minutes

Collins acting like a bitter w@nker but he did make one funny comment when he said Bobby Madden was quicker than Turnbull trying to run back for the ball :))

 
John Collins on his Abs:

"See these? See these boys? This is what I live with! Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower. You wanna touch this shit? You wanna touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen!"

Favourite non pornographic magazine to masterbate to. GOOD HOUSE KEEPING!
 
Why was that even brought up in discussion ?

Collins was trying to argue that there isn't a big gulf between the two teams so Kenny McIntyre asked him how many Celtic players would get in the Rangers team. He said McGregor, Edouard and Ajer would get in. Kenny then said well that backs up the argument that there is a big gulf as you've just said only three Celtic players would get in the Rangers team. Collins had therefore defeated his own argument despite the fact he was being extremely generous suggesting three of them would get in.

Darryl Broadfoot said McGregor, Christie and/or Forrest and Julien would get in. English pointed out Helander's a better defender than Julien and also said no Celtic player would get in the Rangers team right now.
 
With these articles, we should always consider the source. John Collins is a rabid pape speaking for and to other rabid papes He is beneath our comments and should be ignored in the same way that Speirs and Sutton must be ignored.
 
Collins was trying to argue that there isn't a big gulf between the two teams so Kenny McIntyre asked him how many Celtic players would get in the Rangers team. He said McGregor, Edouard and Ajer would get in. Kenny then said well that backs up the argument that there is a big gulf as you've just said only three Celtic players would get in the Rangers team. Collins had therefore defeated his own argument despite the fact he was being extremely generous suggesting three of them would get in.

Darryl Broadfoot said McGregor, Christie and/or Forrest and Julien would get in. English pointed out Helander's a better defender than Julien and also said no Celtic player would get in the Rangers team right now.
I just listened to it there, Collins acting like a child because his team are pish.
 
Shelley Kerr made a lady's front bottom of him and he was tying himself up in knots by the end. He had claimed that it's not always about the result, and as a coach you analyse the performance and not the result. She rightly pointed out that it's quite clearly all about the result in a one off cup tie.
 
You can listen to the debate here, it's only the last 10 to 15 minutes

Collins acting like a bitter w@nker but he did make one funny comment when he said Bobby Madden was quicker than Turnbull trying to run back for the ball :))

Thanks for sharing.

Thats brilliant the bit right at the end about Madden runs past Turnbull to get back at the goal.

And this is the superstar they are campaigning to be shoehorned into the Euros squad.

Kerr fans rings around that fanny.
 
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