John Lundstram

[55degreesnorth]

Ask him on a date
and let us know your fate

But I think you're onto plums
He doesn't poadger bums.

Poetic.

 

[chilebear]

Shat it there when I saw the thread title

 

[Superior Talent]

He scores the winner tomorrow and I'm gonna sing this loud and proud. Fountains of StaunchGreg

 

[I.M.A.Bear]

An absolute classic in the making, get it recorded and on YouTube so we can all learn it

 

[FhillBear]

 

[The Shadow]

To the tune of the famous hit ‘Tequilla’


Music intro

John Lundstram

The end

 

[Loyal & True]

John Lundstram has got it going on
He’s all I ever want and I’ve waited for so long
Arfield can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I’m in

John Lundstram has got it going on
He’s all I ever want and I’ve waited for so long
Arfield can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with John Lundstram

Ffs how about ;

"There's only One John Lundstram"

 

[Scarface]

John Lundstram has got it going on
He’s all I ever want and I’ve waited for so long
Arfield can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with John Lundstram

Sounds like something Bernie Taupin would write.

It's fantastic. Well done.

 

[StaunchoPoncho]

Bump for the supporters buses..

#HangoverLoyal

 

[Huck]

Disaster of a signing, we made him our top earner too.
Slow, lazy, poor technique, get rid asap.

(c) Half of FF 6 months ago.

 

[Bobby Russell's Perm]

Jesus fúcking wept.

It is Easter after all…

 

[Fairbrass]

To be fair, 6 months ago he was shite.

He was never shite, some folk on here just enjoyed blaming him for anything that went wrong.

 

[Athletico Parsnips]

My eyes!!!!!

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

This is one of those ones when he’s going to wake up with The Fear, and as events slip back into his mind the anxiety gets greater. A quick check on WhatsApp and everything seems good, A check on Facebook and nothing there, Twitter, the same.

As the shoulders relax and a sight of relief is given, he remembers there is a game on today and goes to see what is being said on Follow Follow. He sees a post with his name against it. He sees the time against the post and knows we was absolutely cunted at that point. Shoulders tighten, gone from flat to an angle of 45c, and his stomach starts to churn nervously.

It’ll be alright, just chatting about how great he is.

A trembling hand moves the mouse, and his spasming finger manages at the second time of asking to click down. The page opens.

oh sweet suffering %^*&, what have I done? It’s not just a stupid post, it’s a fucking love ballad!

His mind now has everything to torture himself for the rest of the day.

He needs a drink.

The end.


^^Sorry, the muse just took me^^

 

[Op Flavius]

I’m embarrassed for you OP
On the day celebrating the Easter bunny’s birth as well.

 

[seabear72]

Poor putting arfields name in that. He's been a great servant and always gives his all for the badge.

 

[Fugdivanno]

John Lundstram has got it going on
He’s all I ever want and I’ve waited for so long
Arfield can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with John Lundstram

Bet you had a wee chug at your train when Arfield scored tho?

 

[JW1988]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1515806263191425029