Kerryfail Meltdown - Yes, they are nutjobs!

[Martyboy70]

I've just had a nostradamus like prophecy, we draw a Barca/Dortmund in the playoff, and off the back of a wave of positivity from double digits wins under GvB we hammer them in the home leg, sending shockwaves across Europe and setting us up for a late run into the comp. Meanwhile Celtic get beaten with a last minute winner away from home by Qarabag as plump Ange's problems mount.

I'm hoping they get (eliminated by) Randers.

Will cause a fair bit of confusion in their mentally challenged ranks.

 

[When we were young]

I've said it before - when I'm feeling down I come on to this thread and it cheers me up immensely .
By the way, I am not down tonight , we had a good result and fcuk the scum.

 

[Martyboy70]

You will never encounter a group of people with less of a sense of irony and self awareness than this lot.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469043031177412615

 

[Texas ranger]

We’ll take a point off them in our last group game. Got a feeling there’s a 1-1 coming up in that one.

Should have put some money on it.

 

[bobba]

Been listening to the acsom post match show and they’ve all been convincing themselves that the kyogo injury might not be that bad because he likes to be ‘dramatic’.

Certainly a creative way to call him a diving cheat.

 

[Karky Madoolla]

What is it that we’re supposed to be shiting ourselves from again ??

 

[EndOfDays]

The celtic support has gone full on tartan army IMO. Lose and get knocked out but its glorious failure that should be celebrated.

 

[Calvinist]

The celtic support has gone full on tartan army IMO. Lose and get knocked out but its glorious failure that should be celebrated.

nope . they've apparently qualified for the conference league

 

[Prso09]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469223372928307201

Beat ferencvaros and won a meaningless game against betis but apparently ange has took them very far

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469076946562826244

This one is a belter

 

[KuwaitBear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469223372928307201

Beat ferencvaros and won a meaningless game against betis but apparently ange has took them very far

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469076946562826244

This one is a belter

Well, he took them into the conference for the first time.

 

[Craigton]

I read that post 4x and knew that 'there' was wrong but was totally baffult as to what a 'kwasong' was. The penny just dropped. It's a 'croissant'!!!

As I just said to @insanicdrunk, we just don't speak Yahoo.

Thank you for translating. I hadn't a clue what that clown was referring to!!!

 

[Okey Dokey Roll Em’]

Spelling skelp with a C is the equivalent to Steven with a PH I guess.

I was working in Stornaway and the lass was taking my track&trace details. I said Stephen with a PH and watched as she wrote down Sphven.

Obviously a staunch place out there and not my Stephen’s kicking about!!!

 

[OzzyGersman]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1468491788587614209

The lack of self awareness here is unbelievable. An article written about demanding fairness from referees when the photograph accompanying the article is of their diving cheat scoring an offside goal!

These people are utter mentalists. Zero self awareness and permanently in victim mode.

That article written by Anthony Haggerty, one of the ACSOM podcast contributors, a guy who genuinely looks like he’s on the verge of tears every time he speaks.

 

[adidasler]

Spelling skelp with a C is the equivalent to Steven with a PH I guess.

I beg your fkn pardon!?

 

[Goggs21]

You will never encounter a group of people with less of a sense of irony and self awareness than this lot.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469043031177412615

Sutton said the Betis boy might fall going up the tunnel…….I mean where do you start with that, Their number 8 should be advertising beds he spends that much time on his back……do they just say things without thinking or are they really that inbred they are devoid of a sense of irony

 

[RodVegas]

Referee shat himself that day.

Dumbert was already on a yellow and should've walked. Being stretchered off saved them from the red card.

Did he not send him off when he was on the stretcher? I was sure he did. Could be wrong tho.. could watch that clip all day!

 

[OranjeBear]

Sutton said the Betis boy might fall going up the tunnel…….I mean where do you start with that, Their number 8 should be advertising beds he spends that much time on his back……do they just say things without thinking or are they really that inbred they are devoid of a sense of irony

Complete lack of self-awareness or just outright hypocrites. Best ignored either way.

 

[Macdonsj]

Did he not send him off when he was on the stretcher? I was sure he did. Could be wrong tho.. could watch that clip all day!

definitely didn't
only thing sent off were his teeth by Jorg's knee

 

[RodVegas]

I read that post 4x and knew that 'there' was wrong but was totally baffult as to what a 'kwasong' was. The penny just dropped. It's a 'croissant'!!!

As I just said to @insanicdrunk, we just don't speak Yahoo.

I enjoy a nice Kwasong while relaxing on my Reaper Cushions.

 

[Alex Boyce]

Is this "Kwasong" sectarian in anyway!
Kwa's against bigotry!

 

[Arkanoid]

And yet we are rated 39th and the scum are at number 50 and sinking.

The scum and the scum media tried to pass off beating a pish poor ranked Lazio home and away above a draw away at a high ranked Porto and a home win. Utter buffoons

 

[Arkanoid]

I enjoy a nice Kwasong while relaxing on my Reaper Cushions.

A Union Jack reaper cushion I hope

 

[Mostin]

I beg your fkn pardon!?

Don't shoot the messenger, mate

 

[Commander Bjorklund]

The scum and the scum media tried to pass off beating a pish poor ranked Lazio home and away with a draw away at a high ranked Porto and a home win. Utter buffoons

Porto who just a couple of seasons before where in the quarter final of the champions league, meanwhile with Lazio I couldn't tell you the last time they were in the quarter final of the Europa league, let alone champions league.

 

[ibroxcats]

Fucking 19th Century Terrorist poet mentally challenged Cunts with VD. Just wanted to see what the autocorrect does.

 

[BrooklynBlue]

And yet we are rated 39th and the scum are at number 50 and sinking.

The most important stat in all this. We’ve overtaken them in the past few years. They should be asking questions.

Instead they qualified for European football after Christmas before us…

 

[Mind Your Own]

Hes that bitter he cant even call us by the clubs name and calls us Ibrox, imagine us calling them parkhead

It annoys me very much when I hear Rangers Podders and FFers call their midden by their club name it's Parkhead to me. Also let's play them at their own game we should call it the Glasgow derby also as they do, don't mention them by name, it's the team from the others side of Glasgow or a dozen other name for me. I wish all other Rangers fans would think this way. Don't trat them with one iota of respect %^*& the lot of them. WASP

 

[GLAGAZ]

It annoys me very much when I hear Rangers Podders and FFers call their midden by their club name it's Parkhead to me. Also let's play them at their own game we should call it the Glasgow derby also as they do, don't mention them by name, it's the team from the others side of Glasgow or a dozen other name for me. I wish all other Rangers fans would think this way. Don't trat them with one iota of respect %^*& the lot of them. WASP

Don't buy into their derby pish mate. It's all a front. Especially when the club themselves buy the OF trademark.

 

[fmp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469065987538444308

 

[Tailwind]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1468541034582122497

It took me quite a while to work out WTF a “kwasong” is

 

[Tailwind]

Gonna prevent hamstring strains from sprinting through ballet?!

 

[Tailwind]

Some thoughts from the unhinged after tonight's games .

Scelps?

Aside from the terrible spelling, so far Ange has only been skelped by Rangers

 

[Tailwind]

Guy that tweeted it qualified for primary 1 two years in a row.

Belter of an insult. Well played

 

[Smoky bear]

Ballet ffs, cannae wait to see them training in their tu tu's

 

[portproddyboysfb]

A big fan of the applepine kwasong's

 

[Coopers left foot.]

A big fan of the applepine kwasong's

Topped off with a caffeine laden coffee.

 

[Walters80]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469223372928307201

Beat ferencvaros and won a meaningless game against betis but apparently ange has took them very far

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469076946562826244

This one is a belter

Celtic deserve huge credit for getting knocked out of two European competitions before Christmas after spending over £50 million on transfers in recent years

I'm sure fat mess Forrest will be demanding credit when they get knocked out of the vauxhall conference league as well?

 

[Tailwind]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469065987538444308

Desperate

They love xG so much more than actual points on the board

 

[bear wi nae hair]

Desperate

They love xG so much more than actual points on the board

What is xG mate? I haven’t a clue!!

 

[Modfella]

What is xG mate? I haven’t a clue!!

Expected Giro

 

[Nando2]

Funny thing about that is the 3 of them are looking at her thinking wtf but in fact she’s actually at exactly the same crackpot level as them

Genuinely saddens me that they are no longer a podcast

 

[bear wi nae hair]

Genuinely saddens me that they are no longer a podcast

Are they not?

What a collection of mutants with the Messi lookalike the only one barely recognisable as human

 

[Macdonsj]

Desperate

They love xG so much more than actual points on the board

i'm seriously worried we might end up on the same points at the end of the season and lose out on the title on xG

 

[Liviger1984]

A few tims raging at Ange for bringing the jockey on and him subsequently getting injured haha

 

[Drewball]

It annoys me very much when I hear Rangers Podders and FFers call their midden by their club name it's Parkhead to me. Also let's play them at their own game we should call it the Glasgow derby also as they do, don't mention them by name, it's the team from the others side of Glasgow or a dozen other name for me. I wish all other Rangers fans would think this way. Don't trat them with one iota of respect %^*& the lot of them. WASP

It winds them up to %^*& when you call it the Old Firm, for that reason, I'll carry on calling it the Old Firm.

 

[Sido]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1468541034582122497

How thick can you get? It's THEIR kwasong FFS

 

[Portrushbear]

Desperate

They love xG so much more than actual points on the board

Is there such a thing as xG against?

I work in old currency like actual goals scored and conceded

 

[brain]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469065987538444308

Celtic's group was the highest scoring, that's why their xg was so high. Rubbish defences. There was on other high scoring group and the rest had at least 12-20 less goals scored because the team were more conservative.

 

[Mr Wilton]

These people are morons.

 

[Its-Sebo]

A few tims raging at Ange for bringing the jockey on and him subsequently getting injured haha

I can understand why – he’s essentially said that they don’t have the squad depth to cope with the schedule and intensity of training/football he wants to play but is refusing to change it, despite admitting it’s putting undue stress on the players.

An insane admission from a coach in this day and age, but very little will be said.