Kerryfail Meltdown - Yes, they are nutjobs!

[sw26]

Firmly in the “denial” stage of grief at the moment it seems:

“I think the fear of them winning is maybe worse than if they actually did. Worse has happened to me as a a Celtic supporter, I got over that and I’d get over this quicker.

I’d be spewing for a couple of days, angrily hunting out footage of them disgracing themselves and consoling myself with “at least I’ll never be a h**” type of thoughts. Then move on and start looking forward to the new season and the transfer thread.

Gonna be a long summer with no qualifiers to panic about. Would be nice to enjoy h*** pain rather than endure their supremacist pish.”

 

[TheEgg]

If you're going to make something up at least make it believable.

who in the name of the wee man calls it "sperm".......its spunk ffs

 

[Thebluebelle]

Driving on the m80 near Cumbernauld,
How are the mentally challengeds celebrating their title win?
Painting on signs about it? Nope!!
On a billboard they've scribbled
Jimmy Bell rot in hell KAH and haha to the 66!! Scumbags!!

 

[Loyal72]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526231610441486343

He fucking shat himself from that lassie.

Tenner she'd have taken him clean out the game if he didn't have his wee pals with him to stand up to the big bad Rangers girl.

 

[Lono]

Flailing and failing 19th Century Terrorist fuckboard.

Damn you alliteration-check..!

 

[Bumplittledipper]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526231610441486343

Is that Adidas Kick he is wearing? Not seen them since 1981.

Wee fanny.

 

[Roger Daltrey]

not to derail the thread but whatever happened to that guy who used to dress up as slash and do sweet child of mine on buchanan street

 

[HamiltonBear]

I remember she posted a photo of herself with a singlular tear running down her cheek when a tory councillor got elected in Aberdeen haha
She is a lunatic

That wasn't a tear...

 

[knowyourhistory]

Is that Adidas Kick he is wearing? Not seen them since 1981.

Wee fanny.

Probably some form of samburs

 

[DavieCooper on the wing]

Very confused bunch

 

[Stuart pid]

Charge your phone ffs!

 

[LowryRfc]

If you're going to make something up at least make it believable.

I'll take things that never happened please, well except for the smearing of sperm, his sperm over his sisters face!

 

[johnnylittle]

Someone should've put him on his arse and ripped that top off him.

Or set it alight.

Beaten to it.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Very confused bunch

Yes, but they don't care.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Just took a look over at Kerryfail to catch-up on some of their pain.

They have a thread called "What's this? A Champions gloating thread"
It opened 5 days ago and is 19 pages long.

They also have a thread about us.....
In the same time that their "gloating" thread has been up, they've added 50 pages.

 

[Texas ranger]

Looks like they’ll be getting some big names but not us.

Seeding in the Champions League 2022/2023

UEFA European Cup Football - Seeding Champions League 2022/23

kassiesa.net

 

[Stuart pid]

Looks like they’ll be getting some big names but not us.

Seeding in the Champions League 2022/2023

UEFA European Cup Football - Seeding Champions League 2022/23

kassiesa.net

If I was one of them I'd be asking how a 10 year old club has 16 more coefficient points than my amazing, European powerhouse of a team.
Thankfully I'm not one of them.

 

[Ubik]

Looks like they’ll be getting some big names but not us.

Seeding in the Champions League 2022/2023

UEFA European Cup Football - Seeding Champions League 2022/23

kassiesa.net

hope they get RB Leipzig.

 

[Hurleyreyes]

Another made up story of trouble.
Absolute mentalists getting old pics and pretending to be Spanish.
I would say, what is wrong with them? But that is obvious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526288729756864514

 

[55degreesnorth]

Another made up story of trouble.
Absolute mentalists getting old pics and pretending to be Spanish.
I would say, what is wrong with them? But that is obvious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526288729756864514

Deranged behaviour.

 

[Peedzy]

Another made up story of trouble.
Absolute mentalists getting old pics and pretending to be Spanish.
I would say, what is wrong with them? But that is obvious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526288729756864514

As a Spanish Lawyer, I'm devastated too, si. Old ladies have been round to offer tea and biscuits. We're having a huddle on Seville beach later.

 

[kenikinif]

Another made up story of trouble.
Absolute mentalists getting old pics and pretending to be Spanish.
I would say, what is wrong with them? But that is obvious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526288729756864514

The mental bassas
Sigmund Freud wouldn't have been capable of sussing out even 1% of the fruitcakes mentality

 

[Rab_bear]

If you're going to make something up at least make it believable.

To be fair we are all going to have a bit of a wank fest over the next few days what with being in a European final.

 

[Rab_bear]

Looks like they’ll be getting PUMPED BY some big names but not us.

Seeding in the Champions League 2022/2023

UEFA European Cup Football - Seeding Champions League 2022/23

kassiesa.net

corrected that for you

 

[Hateley's Mullet]

They really are mental

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526197028103012352

That's not even funny, that's a mental illness, a diseased mind. Imagine finding out a close relative of yours behaved like that, I'd be very worried about them and the safety of anyone around them.
And just imagine we win tomorrow?!

 

[artificialintoleranz]

hope they get RB Leipzig.

Was looking at that and thinking the very same thing.

Lets see how shite RB are when they are ripping them a new one.

 

[JoppaGer]

Another made up story of trouble.
Absolute mentalists getting old pics and pretending to be Spanish.
I would say, what is wrong with them? But that is obvious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526288729756864514

I'd love to see someone contact one of these clowns, pretend to be a journalist and ask "Miguel Sanchez de le Cruz" or whoever for an interview and see them absolutely wet the bed trying to get out of it / find a bullfighter costume.

Not one of us though, we have a final to prepare for!

 

[RWL12]

Another made up story of trouble.
Absolute mentalists getting old pics and pretending to be Spanish.
I would say, what is wrong with them? But that is obvious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526288729756864514

As mentioned in that thread... (I thought it was worth posting because it isn't even a restaurant in the same city, county, country, or continent)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526289490301550593

 

[HamiltonBear]

Crosas trying to be smart gets clamped by the Bears on Twitter

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525885533905293312

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525909687727710210

That's absolutely brilliant.

 

[Fuertebear55]

I’m assuming said Tims went looking for videos of men wanking in public when they , ahem, came across this footage??

I'll take thing's that happen in a chapel for 500.

 

[HamiltonBear]

Would it not be easier just to set fire to the top?

Shite doesn't burn, Tazza. It just stinks.

 

[HamiltonBear]

Nice, tidy garden. I bet inside the house is immaculate.

 

[muz73]

Nice, tidy garden. I bet inside the house is immaculate.

That'll be the long lost county of 'Francisford', where the leprechauns hide their pots of gold.

Honest to God could they be any more psychotic if they tried?

 

[DJT]

Retracting my earlier statement that the RB result will and then has broken them.

All its done is exposed how broken they already were in general.

 

[Windsorblues]

hope they get RB Leipzig.

No chance, from pot 2 I hope they get Sevilla, make them go to the city of our greatest triumph only a few short months after it.

 

[RabWATP]

Another made up story of trouble.
Absolute mentalists getting old pics and pretending to be Spanish.
I would say, what is wrong with them? But that is obvious.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526288729756864514

Another one jeeso lol am looking forward to next week to see the tally up of how many wee Spanish kids' sand castles got destroyed this week

 

[ferris72]

Good grief. Clearly it's not true.

Although it does pose an interesting question.....How would they know what substance it is?

windae lickers....

 

[BulletProofBear]

To be fair we are all going to have a bit of a wank fest over the next few days what with being in a European final.

Haven't seen so much spaff up a wall since they gave James McCarthy a contract.

 

[Goity]

Good grief. Clearly it's not true.

Although it does pose an interesting question.....How would they know what substance it is?

Window lickers + 'HEY! that tastes like my maw's growler'

 

[ferris72]

Another one jeeso lol am looking forward to next week to see the tally up of how many wee Spanish kids' sand castles got destroyed this week

and a quick search on google lens reveals...

UPDATE: Manager plans to rebuild Cafe on the Corner after early morning fire​

May 27, 2014 | by David Cobb | Copyright © 2022

from the Chatanooga sun times!!!

 

[Walters80]

Just took a look over at Kerryfail to catch-up on some of their pain.

They have a thread called "What's this? A Champions gloating thread"
It opened 5 days ago and is 19 pages long.

They also have a thread about us.....
In the same time that their "gloating" thread has been up, they've added 50 pages.

Bet they never thought when they started the "pure Sevco man' thread a few years back that it would span Rangers ending Terry Munro by 25 points and now the team just 90 minutes away from a major European trophy in Seville of all places

 

[tazzabear]

If you're going to make something up at least make it believable.

It’s getting dangerous now!
One day, somebody may well take serious offence at some of this tripe.

 

[kenikinif]

Don't know how to post stuff but one was tweeting under the guise of Hotel la Seville about Rangers fans rioting at hotel with obvious lockdown pics with everyone in winter clothing
Tonight should be peak lying time

 

[BN94]

Good grief. Clearly it's not true.

Although it does pose an interesting question.....How would they know what substance it is?

He’s seen it before obviously. Wiping it off his sisters face.

 

[Solmask]

This clown has spent days now tweeting crap like this clearly Rangers fans being thrown off flights is far more important to him than his club winning the league .

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

If we win tomorrow I really hope the club takes the opportunity to give the team a rewarding getaway as a thank you for their efforts. You know, somewhere nice and warm with plenty of pictures and videos to plaster all over social media. Dubai perhaps?

 

[Solmask]

Another sad.barsteward , Twitter if full of tweets like this .

 

[donka]

This clown has spent days now tweeting crap like this clearly Rangers fans being thrown off flights is far more important to him than his club winning the league .

And of course they can provide the flight numbers so this can be confirmed in a matter of seconds...

Oh wait, they didn't?

 

[StuMac1972]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526425899004047360

 

[BN94]

Another sad.barsteward , Twitter if full of tweets like this .

“Scot and Glaswegian”
And you’re a British nationalist. If you don’t like it Gerry then why don’t you go home.