Kerryfail Meltdown - Yes, they are nutjobs!

[DrumBear]

The smelly bastards have went from going for 10 in a row, global domination, trying to mock us at every turn to now making videos of how ecstatic they are with how quick Joe Hart gets the ball back in play from a goal kick They are in desperation mode and were actually creaming themselves because their Japanese striker fist pumped each player coming off a warm up last midweek. That’s how far these mutants expectations and realism has fallen. It’s glorious.

The amount of mental derangement from them is something to behold. At times I feel bad for them. The pain and the suffering. The delusion. Then I remember, and say %^*& them. %^*& every last one of them. WATP.

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

Just taking the opportunity prior to the inevitable bricking of the club bus while being chased down the selik way again. It can't be far off, we should start a sweep.

They do enough Sweeping!

 

[Geo1977]

How much of an idiot is Glen Kamara, he signed a new contract even though he's not getting paid and we are about to go into Admin.

 

[Swinton Ger]

Beautiful!

That would be epic.

Especially as 2 of the 3 would be at Ibrox.

 

[Madmax]

Are they really pinning their hopes on Jullien? He's been out well over a year and there's no sign of him returning fs.

When he was playing they said he was Shite and that’s why Duffy was going to save them

 

[WDYGH]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1441795060257882120

Are they expecting James McPake to be psychic?

 

[Borg359]

I'm confused

BART is the Bay Area Rapid Transit which covers the San Francisco Bay Area. It doesn't go within 350 miles of Compton which is in Los Angeles.

Thinking of Amtrak?

Can't say I remember anyone wearing the green and grey when I lived in several states - California, Alabama and Louisiana. Not even in an Irish bar on European nights.

My mistake, was in san fran then la. Went through compton on the way to the airport!

 

[Barrymoped]

That would have required a sample cup and a turkey baster as there is no way Spiers has pumped a woman. Ever.

you never know. They say there is someone for everyone, so maybe somewhere there is the female equivalent of Graham Spiers……

 

[Badger]

Anyone got the updated xpoint league?

 

[Mostin]

Dame Edna Average, was the best for me. Not my work but can't remember who said it originally on here. So, sorry brother/sister.

Me

 

[Blue seventy two]

Why does he answer every question as if he's talking to a midget just off camera to his left?

 

[GazzaG]

They need to be top 6 before the split for that to happen and quite frankly on current form that isn’t a given.

I know it won't happen, but could you imagine the Sharknado if their season ticket only got them one game against us?

 

[coopsleftboot]

They need to be top 6 before the split for that to happen and quite frankly on current form that isn’t a given.

Imagine the meltdown if SKY never got their 4th OF game. Big refund demanded from the SPFL
I'm sure the blazers and officials would "ensure" that didn't happen. I can foresee a last minute penalty to scrape into the top 6 on goal difference, leapfrogging Dundee Utd in the process.

 

[Tailwind]

Anyone got the updated xpoint league?

They stopped sharing that one? Har har

 

[Tailwind]

Why does he always answer every question as if he's talking to a midget just off camera to his left?

Bravo sir

 

[lwl]

Why does he always answer every question as if he's talking to a midget just off camera to his left?

And a wee nervous cough. I noticed it being done in his latest post match after a particular piece of bullshit / turd polishing soundbite. Will be watching out for that following every %^*& up from now on.

 

[chilebear]

Eye pointing now FFS

 

[TQ3]

Imagine the meltdown if SKY never got their 4th OF game. Big refund demanded from the SPFL
I'm sure the blazers and officials would "ensure" that didn't happen. I can foresee a last minute penalty to scrape into the top 6 on goal difference, leapfrogging Dundee Utd in the process.

Or a new top 8?
I would love them not to make the top 6, that would be hysterical. Maybe St boo will make a late run?, or Aberdeen get their new man in early?

 

[cooperman]

Why does he always answer every question as if he's talking to a midget just off camera to his left?

Noticed that too, he never looks at the camera when he’s talking, I’m no body language expert, but his seems to scream “I don’t wanna be here”

 

[Madjid Moments]

Do we have an updated version of their managers hit list for 7 games?

Ange is in relegation trouble.

Is it a possibility that Celtic searched for football managers and didn’t realise he is an Aussie Rule Manager?

 

[MrBearightside]

That must be a wind up

Must be!

If not, imagine the incompetence to not tell a player he's not travelling, and then giving him a start out of sympathy

 

[bobba]

re: boli above

if true, that's some genuinely terrible man management

 

[insanicdrunk]

That must be a wind up

Must be!

If not, imagine the incompetence to not tell a player he's not travelling, and then giving him a start out of sympathy

Taking it at face value, if AP thought Bolingoli didn’t want to be there why didn’t he punt him?

 

[Bumplittledipper]

image hosting free

 

[Cambuslang Bear]

Reported as 7 (so probably 3). Edouard was the 9.

Definitely wasn't 10

 

[bigjoecanoe]

Are they expecting James McPake to be psychic?

Clown would have missed it anyway. If Leighdo could hit a cows arse with a banjo we would have lefts Dens with hee haw on Saturday.

 

[Plissken]

Their Sevco thread hasnt been touched in nearly 24 hours

 

[ItsInTheNet]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442489342375649282

 

[Sashmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442489342375649282

Was that his stomach churning 7 seconds in to the video?

 

[WDYGH]

You wonder what happened to the kid off camera.

 

[insanicdrunk]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442543480383827975

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Please, please, please please play "Angeball" on Thursday v Leverkusen.

 

[Lemmy]

Taking it at face value, if AP thought Bolingoli didn’t want to be there why didn’t he punt him?

To punt a player they have to have a buyer.

 

[Walters80]

James Forrest|18:22 27/09/21
I wanted the Ibrox club in the draw, because I have been saying since the draw that gave us Raith Rovers was made that their best chance to win the League Cup was to get us at Ibrox early, when we were least prepared, and when they failed to do that I figured that was it.

When next we play against that team of theirs we’ll (hopefully) have near enough a fully fit squad and we’ll have a fully integrated team.

That will make us the favourites.

On the wide open spaces of Hampden and Celtic Park, I think we’ll own them.

Dear god where do you even start with this?

1. The Ibrox pitch is bigger than at Hampden and Celtic park and all you've owned in 2021 is 4 defeats out of 4 in the so called open spaces.

2. You do realize your mob is 6TH in the league right now so how on earth would you be favourites?

PS Drugs are bad.

3. That fully fit squad will consist of dross like Turnbull, Rogic, Ralston, Taylor, Starfelt and Mccarthy wow truly terrified at the thought of playing a team which has 3 midfielders who struggle to play 90 minutes of football at any level.

An all-green Hampden showpiece would be a nice way for Ange to get his hands on some silverware though, but I’ll be feeling optimistic either way.

The only way Flange will get his hands on silverware this season is if he turns off the PS4 and goes to bed.

 

[1690]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442489342375649282

Wait is the "h" in bhoys spoken, I assumed it was silent. Even funnier.

 

[GovanFront4]

Wait is the "h" in bhoys spoken, I assumed it was silent. Even funnier.

What chance does that child have with that absolute gonk as a dad?

 

[DJ Blue]

Ange Can I have your jumper.

 

[lwl]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442543480383827975

The last time this mental shit was posted on here, someone - from here - attempted to justify it as a credible piece of data that we should heed, be wary of and take as reason to fear the filth hunting us down.

 

[TQ3]

Ange Can I have your jumper.

Trampy bassa.

 

[lwl]

Wait is the "h" in bhoys spoken, I assumed it was silent. Even funnier.

Same. When the guy said "bu hoys" I genuinely thought for a moment it was Stevie Souness revealing himself on a pisstake with a new verse to the 'Angie Baby' earworm.

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442563103707648002

 

[YorkshireBlue]

Also known as the imagination of tragic virgins.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Give them the trophy now. Might as well hand it over then…

Fucking idiots.

 

[archimedes]

I for one hope they stay there.

 

[Tamarisk]

To punt a player they have to have a buyer.

good golly buy Boli ?

 

[Thor]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442489342375649282

Aw naw man - poor wean as well.

 

[bobba]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1442539420503056384

one of my favourites, alan, the old boy from the 'huddle breakdown' has joined forces with phil to do some top notch moon howling

for those that don't remember, he was 'sick' and couldn't do the podcast after we clinched the league last year.

 

[GazzaG]

Taking it at face value, if AP thought Bolingoli didn’t want to be there why didn’t he punt him?

If he loves Scotland so much why did he fùck off to Spain as soon as he had a day off?

 

[insanicdrunk]

Ange Can I have your jumper.

Is he asking for the guy that jumped off the top tier?

 

[Bryanmc]

The video it fat ange from training is a direct effort to copy stevie gs early get it in your heads now rant from his early days in pre season

how tragic is that ffs