Kerryfail Meltdown - Yes, they are nutjobs!

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Dean Thomas straight in with a two footer in the comments sections

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I just came across this full blog on kds with video evidence of every incident of corruption :))

What is really great about it is they have 2 incidents from the Dundee Utd game but leave out the most blatant penalty you could ever see.

www.thecelticexchange.com

SPFL: The Season So VAR - The Celtic Exchange

Last week brought us the news that Scottish Football is finally considering moving into the modern age and adopting VAR. There will be a vote on that this
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insanicdrunk said:
Had a look at another article, saying you cant have more fouls than your opposition if you have more possession than them! B-D
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Like on Sunday. I suppose they are moaning about this. That’s not just more.

Celtic 61%

Fouls Celtic 25, Aberdeen 10

Jota alone had 80% of the total fouls Aberdeen committed.

Aberdeen vs Celtic - Stats - Football - Sporting Life

Get the form, statistics, line ups and live commentary for Aberdeen vs Celtic
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Blutoe said:
If I’m reading this correctly then the only correctly predicted result from the X chart is St.Johnstone v Dundee
Wouldn’t be much use for the coupon would it?
Piffle
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It's not about prediction it's a badly flawed method of working out "fair" results based on chances in games.
 
fmp said:
It's not about prediction it's a badly flawed method of working out "fair" results based on chances in games.
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So of no real value to anyone. Who invented this shit and why if it is not about predicting outcomes?
 
SuffolkGer said:
His life and free time on this planet is actually dominated by all things Rangers, and that will be a torment for him until the very end. Even when his team wins, it’s Rangers. How hilarious B-D
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Will anyone counter with this truth they seem to forget.....
During the week William Collum teaches ma we'ans Religion in a state funded bigot factory and then referees us....why can't there be more refs like Willie?
 
Can people who actually know, say what team Walsh, Clancy, Robertson and Collum support? The way they go on you’d think every referee is a Rangers fan but I’ve seen plenty people say these refs support Celtic.

It’s just making stuff up to be a victim. Porteous was rightly sent off and it was a game against hibs, nothing to do with them. They’ve shat their pants because they watched a league winning performance, that’s the end of it.

 
fmp said:
Updated xPoints table shows that Rangers are now less than one xPoint behind xChampions Celtic.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445325037909774346
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The 6th placed team still got themselves top of this table?

Thats fantasist bullshit of epic proportions

When does this get embarrassing for them

When Rangers are once again double figures points ahead of them after 38 games, are they still gonna be sharing a fairy tale table that has themselves in first? Hilarious
 
Blutoe said:
The Rhecord on-line – more propaganda than a subscription to Pravda

I normally confine myself to commenting on articles on Ra Sellick as a little way to try to lighten the mood each morning.
Given the number of posters who feel their eyes may fall our if they read the Rhecord on-line let alone touch a printed version, I don’t mind taking one for team as it were. Besides I’m in France and the only revenue they’ll get from me is if Intermarche or Carrefour start advertising with them.

Anyhow, today I deviate. Only slightly as there is the usual selection of hooped turd polishing and fanbhoy musings to peruse, but I felt I needed to also expose the sheer desperation of Chief Guffwriter, Keith Jackson.

Yes we all know he hates us and our team and especially our board, but today’s masterpiece is dressed up as a little opinion piece about the ‘confusion’ of SPFL managers. In attempting to make himself look even remotely unbiased, he tries to shoehorn in some guff about the Edinburgh club's 'bosses' and Stephen Glass into his ‘story’ but the headline gave it away……

Steven Gerrard's spending message to Rangers board hints he was brought to Ibrox for one reason only – Keith Jackson

He gives lip service to the fact that Ange’s heroes snatching an away win isn’t the end of their travails. But he can’t help himself, can he? In typical contradictory fashion he suggests that Ange’s team selection combined with Glass’s ‘unbelievable’ decision to take Legoman off the pitch almost capsized the turning ship, although he couldn’t bring himself not to whip himself into a friendly about the ‘quality’ of the Japanese strikers goal in the process.

No, the crux of the matter is Keith’s assertion that a throwaway comment by our gaffer about our lack of spending in the last window, has signalled that it has dawned on the boss that his only mission was to halt Terry Munro. This revelation clearly means that Steven Gerrard will now be leaving in a hissy fit before the season is out. You wish Keith, you wish.
Elsewhere….

* Predictably the Rhecord hacks scoured the universe looking for someone to say Ryan Porteous’s assault on Joe Aribo wasn’t a red card. After asking every retired referee and ex-Sellick pundit they could find they eventually resorted to Sportscene, but even then Richard Foster disappointed them. Five articles are dedicated to the search. Finally they found someone….Yes, on the hotline. The only surprise was that it wasn’t from Gordon (Parks) Ashley
Denis Bruce, Bishopbriggs, said: “Would VAR have confirmed that Porteous’ tackle was a bad one? Or was it just fortuitous that Porteous was sent off when Hibs looked in control of the game?”
Are ye ragin’ Denis…..

EDIT - they also found Tam McManus, but his opinion doesn't count because he is a potato

*To complete the series on ex-players being even more brilliant when they leave the hoops, we have the amazing headline
Brendan Rodgers haunted by former Celtic hero as Odsonne Edouard helps pile the pressure on Leicester boss
Having understandably assumed that ‘French Eddy’ had scored at least one of the two Palace goals which rescued a point, I was astonished to discover he had not. Not even an assist. Apparently Rogers will have been haunted when ‘Edouard joined his team-mates' wild celebrations’ after the equaliser. There’s even a picture to prove it! It seems ex-players brilliantness doesn’t extend to ex-managers. Beware Ange, beware…..
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Celtc hero who desperately wanted to leave and who they dropped and were desperate to punt. That Celtc hero Keef?
 
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