Blutoe
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Hot off the press - today’s Sellick love-in on the digital pages of the Daily Rhecord
Today we have the following examples of Pulitzer Prize level scribbling.
* Ange interview Screamed ‘Give Me A Break’ says Chris Sutton - The goat botherer’s ghost writer gabbles on about poor Ange’s run of misfortune and comes to the conclusion that it’s not the manager who’s at fault but the board. Chris thinks he’s doing alright.
* Captain Wall-Eye has signed a massive contact due to his love of ra hoops and says Ange was the main reason he turned down all these mega big offers from England. Honest.
* Enzo Maresca close to sack at Parma after Celtic summer links - whew! The writer explains how Celtic dodged a bullet and that the Italian is about to ‘sent packing’
* Sellick are ‘warned’ that they are facing the new Kai Havertz in their next Euro humiliation. Clearly they are preparing the excuses for the next four goal thrashing
* Ange Postecoglu has a ‘gut feeling’ that Celtic will go all the way in the title chase - to be fair it’s actually Michael Gannon who suggests this after Ange says he doesn’t have a Crystal Ball, but then contradicts himself twice in his usual mumbled press conference. Dolt.
Oh, and nothing is Leigh’s fault. Tam McManus says so
Today we have the following examples of Pulitzer Prize level scribbling.
* Ange interview Screamed ‘Give Me A Break’ says Chris Sutton - The goat botherer’s ghost writer gabbles on about poor Ange’s run of misfortune and comes to the conclusion that it’s not the manager who’s at fault but the board. Chris thinks he’s doing alright.
* Captain Wall-Eye has signed a massive contact due to his love of ra hoops and says Ange was the main reason he turned down all these mega big offers from England. Honest.
* Enzo Maresca close to sack at Parma after Celtic summer links - whew! The writer explains how Celtic dodged a bullet and that the Italian is about to ‘sent packing’
* Sellick are ‘warned’ that they are facing the new Kai Havertz in their next Euro humiliation. Clearly they are preparing the excuses for the next four goal thrashing
* Ange Postecoglu has a ‘gut feeling’ that Celtic will go all the way in the title chase - to be fair it’s actually Michael Gannon who suggests this after Ange says he doesn’t have a Crystal Ball, but then contradicts himself twice in his usual mumbled press conference. Dolt.
Oh, and nothing is Leigh’s fault. Tam McManus says so
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