Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you

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fmp

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This is absolutely glorious. Liewell chased down the street and lennon calling out their knuckldeaggers all in the same sentence! As you can imagine, they’re as delighted with this as they are with their rumoured signings.

At some point the hilarity is inevitably going to stop and we are going to have to deal with normality cold turkey.

But not today B-D
 

TheEgg

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They seem delighted with their signing targets of O’Donnell, Wyke and Boyle. I heard they’re after some guy called Blackwood too. They appear to be going for a complete scattergun. Just getting bodies in to Chuck at Angie and tell him to get on with it when he walks through the door. Something is very wrong over there. Their income must be through the floor and they’re into survival mode.

Im guessing as hes Australian its George Blackwood, 24 year old attacking midfielder playing for Oldham

P:15 Gls:3 Ass:1 Min:705 since September last year
 

artificialintoleranz

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What a headline!

"The 17 Celtic players who will turn up for the first day of pre-season", Glasgow Times

It sounds like the headlines from our dark days after 2012 and that first moment of uncertainty with the player press conferences and the like. We'd been through the ringer and they seem to have... had a bit of a wobble. Increasingly seems like Dave King wasn't far form the mark with the house of cards comments
Farkin marvellous.

How is it possible to fall so far so quickly? No wonder they are beeling! :D

Couldn't have dreamed this season up in my wildest dreams. Looks like they fear blowing barrier budget on players so we might get another season's worth of hilarity.

Fingers crossed!
 

Big Vern

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Regarding O'Donnell I thought they would sign him even as back up from Motherwell before he signed the 2 year deal - hes poor but right now from talking to Celtic fans in work - they do not have ANY right backs on there books.

from that discussion the consensus is...

GK – all 3 are garbage

RB – I don’t think they have any on the books at all
CB – Julien (injured til oct/nov) Welsh Bitton Hjelde
LB – Taylor / Boli ?

RM/RW – Forrest Dembele
CM – Turnbull Soro Rogic McGregor Connell Shaw
LM/LW Johnston Shved


Strikers – Ajeti Bayo



Ntcham away to AEK
Griffiths out of contract
Brown away Aberdeen

Assuming Ajer / Eduaord / Christie all get punted.

Makes fun reading :D considering they will be lucky to get more than 22m for the 3 star men,
Who's Hjelde?
 

TQ3

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It really is astonishing the way they have turned on the tramp and ensured his failure is nailed on him for eternity. He is a broken man ( I use that term loosely ) and will go to his grave with all the nightmares of the last season still spinning around in his diseased mind.
It really is a joy to know. It is Karma with size 14 Dr. Martens.
What a wonderful season that was, all the usual suspects were in attendance to witness and participate in their own demise, from TLB getting bagged to Mongo getting subbed, it really has been a pleasure to see.
You took your time Karma, but by fúck was it worth the wait!
 

Texas ranger

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Regarding O'Donnell I thought they would sign him even as back up from Motherwell before he signed the 2 year deal - hes poor but right now from talking to Celtic fans in work - they do not have ANY right backs on there books.

from that discussion the consensus is...

GK – all 3 are garbage

RB – I don’t think they have any on the books at all
CB – Julien (injured til oct/nov) Welsh Bitton Hjelde
LB – Taylor / Boli ?

RM/RW – Forrest Dembele
CM – Turnbull Soro Rogic McGregor Connell Shaw
LM/LW Johnston Shved


Strikers – Ajeti Bayo



Ntcham away to AEK
Griffiths out of contract
Brown away Aberdeen

Assuming Ajer / Eduaord / Christie all get punted.

Makes fun reading :D considering they will be lucky to get more than 22m for the 3 star men,
That’s enough to send a Baptist to the bookies.
 

Coallie

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Wyke has had a good season with 30 goals, his record before that suggests low league journeyman. Would be a Joey Garner level signing.

O’Donnell would be hilarious. He can’t defend, attack, pass, control the ball or even run
No but he gets in the national team in front of Patterson , think about that .
 

artificialintoleranz

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It really is astonishing the way they have turned on the tramp and ensured his failure is nailed on him for eternity. He is a broken man ( I use that term loosely ) and will go to his grave with all the nightmares of the last season still spinning around in his diseased mind.
Argued that point on here many times last season. He had to stay for as long as possible, had to.

The bigger the part he played in losing the 10 the more chance we had of them turning on him and getting rid of him forever.

Could hardly have turned out better and as they now lash out at one another the damage becomes irreversible.

Cant ever see a way back for him up here with them.

Bwahahaha :D
 

BigDGrant

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Regarding O'Donnell I thought they would sign him even as back up from Motherwell before he signed the 2 year deal - hes poor but right now from talking to Celtic fans in work - they do not have ANY right backs on there books.

from that discussion the consensus is...

GK – all 3 are garbage

RB – I don’t think they have any on the books at all
CB – Julien (injured til oct/nov) Welsh Bitton Hjelde
LB – Taylor / Boli ?

RM/RW – Forrest Dembele
CM – Turnbull Soro Rogic McGregor Connell Shaw
LM/LW Johnston Shved


Strikers – Ajeti Bayo



Ntcham away to AEK
Griffiths out of contract
Brown away Aberdeen

Assuming Ajer / Eduaord / Christie all get punted.

Makes fun reading :D considering they will be lucky to get more than 22m for the 3 star men,
On ascom yesterday or the day before they said they'd get 40 mill from Ajer, Eduard, Ncham and Christie. Lol.
 

Papasmurf

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What a headline!

"The 17 Celtic players who will turn up for the first day of pre-season", Glasgow Times

It sounds like the headlines from our dark days after 2012 and that first moment of uncertainty with the player press conferences and the like. We'd been through the ringer and they seem to have... had a bit of a wobble. Increasingly seems like Dave King wasn't far form the mark with the house of cards comments
Wasn’t far off the Mark? He totally underplayed it :D
 

Ubik

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are these howling rumours they are skint? or something else?

remy mcswain
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10:46 PM - 1 day ago#1222
Frank Murphy wrote:
10:26 PM - 1 day ago
Sign a big name you say. What about Charlie Wyke you ungrateful malcontents.

I mean it’s got vowels, consonants, syllables and capital letters. What more do you want.
Sviatchenko is an even bigger name and just adds to the howling rumours. If he is in, I am definitely out.
 

Tailwind

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On ascom yesterday or the day before they said they'd get 40 mill from Ajer, Eduard, Ncham and Christie. Lol.
Edouard reportedly going for 15 (I know, but humour them for a minute) Ajer for 6.

So Ntcham and Christie are bringing in 19 between the pair of them?!

I thought you guys who watch ACSOM told us they were the sensible/reasonable ones?
 

Ubik

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Been without a club for a while, according to the Recrod.
they're not taking this rumour well at all :D.

Moonbeam
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11:24 PM - 1 day ago#1226
Sviatchenko was God awful. Slow, wee, couldnae jump and would frequently get willingly involved in wrestling matches with strikers (that he would frequently lose).

Hard to see how this season ends up in anything other than total a disaster at this stage.

Not one thin dime.
 
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