Lovely stuff!
Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you
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ranger nation
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If that's their silver lining then they're in deep trouble.
BagoBorealis
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I watched that clip earlier and thought he looked depressed.
I’m not being flippant, I would never be about something like that, but he looks like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Robbie Hepburn
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Don't know how to post screenshots but they are generally shiting it
Shengus Malengus
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Probly (sic) the spelling.
Barrymoped
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He probably thought he was coming in to a club of genuine European pedigree………only to arrive, be told his best players are being sold, and he has to tolerate Brave Nose and iPaddy as his assistants.
I can see why he might feel a bit depressed!
Is it my eyesight or does the one bending over to the left of their number 5 not look as if he's just had a watery fart?
Tailwind
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Nevermind the 6 goal pumping today, how was the tekkers of the huddle today?
Barrymoped
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Good question, I demand to know if it was done with Olympic style synchronised swimming quality, before the footballing pumping commenced
Barkys positioning was horrendous for one of their goals but his dive for the 6th is just weird and he does it all the time. He kind of half stretches then pulls his arms back or something.
St Andrews Bear
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it was Bain in goals for the 4th 5th and 6th
CaptainCourageous
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What I’d give for a FC Midtjylland and Hearts win in the coming weeks.
Tailwind
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Thank you West Ham
You don't see that very often, a decision against Soro for a foul. And from Cheating Beaton no less.
A few of the goals from a Celtic attack in and around the Wham box to the back of the celtic net in the blink of an eye.
Martyboy70
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You couldn't make a decent keeper out of the 2 of them.
TQ3
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That defence is awful. Clean Gloves is worse than a man down. Even at the penalty, he chose a direction to lay down and just flopped in that direction. Mental.
Govanfront
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Have PL or DD appointed Ange as a GIRFUY to Celtic fans?LOL
I still suspect SC will arrive before the end of the year as part of the aforementioneds cunning plan and strategy.
Bring it on. Their failure plus lack of forward vision delights me.
I still suspect SC will arrive before the end of the year as part of the aforementioneds cunning plan and strategy.
Bring it on. Their failure plus lack of forward vision delights me.
Martyboy70
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The second is 5 WH passes and a finish starting from level with their own 6 yard box. The 4th actually made me burst out laughing when I watched it live.
There's goals for the taking if other teams in the league actually go om the attack against them.
Tailwind
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Unfortunately as we saw with Brown for a decade and Soro last year, their midfielders are given carte blanche to run around fouling everyone whilst rarely picking up a freekick much less a card : (
One Old Firm game Soro was about double figures for fouls before finally getting a card. Amount of times a bear gets a card for the first foul
Bluethruandthru
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If you think he looks bad now wait till you see the poor cnut after a couple of bad results in front of the seething hordes
dcbear
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The second goal was like the real goalie was injured and they'd replaced him with an outfield player who didnt really know where he should be to stop a shot.
Barrymoped
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We will know if Celtic try and sign Stephen O’Donnell. Clarke has a raging erection for him for some reason
CooperShoots
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Bai
Bain was in goals by the time the sixth went in
remembertheepoch
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Ange already throwing them under a bus
tazzabear
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There’s always more below the rock, bud.
(Unfortunately, the flip side of the analogy is that this is where the oil and gases are.
Edit: I typed this reply soon after the post I was replying to was posted.
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You’re right mate. Weird dive whoever it was but it did remind me of Barkys half stretches.
tomvallance1983
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Sounds a bit like warburtons philosophy2-6?
Just eventually found the score.
Absolutely magic
I thought that big Ange said that they would lose goals but score more. You appear to be 5 short here Ange.
tazzabear
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Does “braced” actually mean “inviting”?
Starfeeler is the only one they’ve signed I think. Unless they offload Barkas I can’t see them spending on a goalkeeper. They supposedly spent £5m on Barkas so I think he’ll be told he’s his goalie. Unless he’s willing to do without another player for a goalie.
tazzabear
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They cannot think of themselves first.
It’s always about the Rangers.
Even with two meaningless pre-season knockabouts, they’re still more interested in Rangers than themselves.
Just wondering if they’re happier losing to Preston than drawing with Arsenal.
Its like he’s as useless as barky haha. His dive for the 6th was as pathetic as Barkas.
fmp
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It is even more glorious than I remember, thanks. I just wanted a laugh but I have re-listened and there are so many highlights:
"Plan A is attractive aggressive style of football. Plan B is to make plan A better." (lolburton)
<Ange is> "the perfect Manager for a neutral, home fan or even opponents"
<Don't Check my hard drive> mentions City Football Group and the two guys arses pucker up enough for them to visibly shift in their chairs.
"J-League is a top 10 league in the world" in which a 54 year old appeared in competitive matches last season.
<Don't Check my hard drive> talks about how Ange's team recently lost to a 4th tier Japanese team as an example of how competitive Japanese football is.
<Don't Check my hard drive> states that Ange has never been in a two horse race and that he has been in regular 7-8 horse races (as if that is relevant). Both guys visibly wince.
"I am not here to defend Ange on his defending. Even Ange will not defend Ange's defending."
"Ange is not a Manager who comes in and flips a switch and everything is better. If the Celtic board were not aware of that then that is their problem"
Mentions that Ange's team conceded 54 goals in a season then says "Don't worry about the defence, it will work itself out"
Justifies this bombshell by pointing out that his team's goalkeepers know how to run and says "when they {plural!?!} have given up, lets call them dumb goals, Ange hasn't thrown them under the bus as he knows it's not their fault for playing how he wants them to play"
Talks about how he finds it an admirable quality for backing his keepers for conceding dumb goals.
<Don't Check my hard drive> is directly challenged on concerns about Ange's apparently inability to organise a defence and responds, seriously, with "I promise you that nobody has had more fun than Marianos fans. Winning is fun but this is a great chance for Celtic fans to discover different joys" <pucker, pucker, face rub, pucker>
"He needs patience and understanding"
"Green Brigade should do a thank you Yokohama banner"
"Don't worry about winning, it will be fun"
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mrsjr1872
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Prob is imo just thought cos people know the ne of that team around the world it must be a good job
I suspect he's walked into a few nasty surprises and knows he's made a terrible mistakeIf the big Aussie realises he's been taken for a mug then he'll walk. Step forward John Kennedy. It was always the plan.
Cyberniv
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If all that is a fair representation of Ange and his philosophy, then we can look forward to ground-breaking carnage.It is even more glorious than I remember, thanks. I just wanted a laugh but I have re-listened and there are so many highlights:
"Plan A is attractive aggressive style of football. Plan B is to make plan A better." (lolburton)
<Ange is> "the perfect Manager for a neutral, home fan or even opponents"
<Don't Check my hard drive> mentions City Football Group and the two guys arses pucker up enough for them to visibly shift in their chairs.
"J-League is a top 10 league in the world" in which a 54 year old appeared in competitive matches last season.
Talks about how Ange's team recently lost to a 4th tier Japanese team as an example of how competitive Japanese football is.
States that Ange has never been in a two horse race and that he has been in regular 7-8 horse races as if that is relevant <both guys visibly wince>
"I am not here to defend Ange on his defending. Even Ange will not defend Ange's defending."
"Ange is not a Manager who comes in and flips a switch and everything is better. If the Celtic board were not aware of that then that is their problem"
Mentions that his team conceded 54 goals in a season then says "Don't worry about the defence, it will work itself out"
Justifies this bombshell by pointing out that his teams goalkeepers know how to run and says "when they {plural!?!} have given up, lets call them dumb goals, Ange hasn't thrown them under the bus as he knows it's not their fault for playing how he wants them to play"
Talks about how he finds it an admirable quality for backing his keepers for conceding dumb goals.
<Don't Check my hard drive> is directly challenged on concerns about Ange's apparently inability to organise a defence and responds, seriously, with "I promise you that nobody has had more fun than Marianos fans. Winning is fun but this is a great chance for Celtic fans to discover different joys" <pucker, pucker, face rub, pucker>
"He needs patience and understanding"
"Green Brigade should do a thank you Yokohama banner"
"Don't worry about winning, it will be fun"
The ground being Parkhead.
Martyboy70
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I now know how the yahoos must have felt when we brought in Pedro.
What price on him lasting less than the 229 days the caravan was here?
What price on him lasting less than the 229 days the caravan was here?
Come October, Steve Clarke will be in charge, this has clusterf.uck written all over it.It is even more glorious than I remember, thanks. I just wanted a laugh but I have re-listened and there are so many highlights:
"Plan A is attractive aggressive style of football. Plan B is to make plan A better." (lolburton)
<Ange is> "the perfect Manager for a neutral, home fan or even opponents"
<Don't Check my hard drive> mentions City Football Group and the two guys arses pucker up enough for them to visibly shift in their chairs.
"J-League is a top 10 league in the world" in which a 54 year old appeared in competitive matches last season.
<Don't Check my hard drive> talks about how Ange's team recently lost to a 4th tier Japanese team as an example of how competitive Japanese football is.
<Don't Check my hard drive> states that Ange has never been in a two horse race and that he has been in regular 7-8 horse races (as if that is relevant). Both guys visibly wince.
"I am not here to defend Ange on his defending. Even Ange will not defend Ange's defending."
"Ange is not a Manager who comes in and flips a switch and everything is better. If the Celtic board were not aware of that then that is their problem"
Mentions that Ange's team conceded 54 goals in a season then says "Don't worry about the defence, it will work itself out"
Justifies this bombshell by pointing out that his team's goalkeepers know how to run and says "when they {plural!?!} have given up, lets call them dumb goals, Ange hasn't thrown them under the bus as he knows it's not their fault for playing how he wants them to play"
Talks about how he finds it an admirable quality for backing his keepers for conceding dumb goals.
<Don't Check my hard drive> is directly challenged on concerns about Ange's apparently inability to organise a defence and responds, seriously, with "I promise you that nobody has had more fun than Marianos fans. Winning is fun but this is a great chance for Celtic fans to discover different joys" <pucker, pucker, face rub, pucker>
"He needs patience and understanding"
"Green Brigade should do a thank you Yokohama banner"
"Don't worry about winning, it will be fun"
Someone posted this week about something to do with this, name escapes me, but it's all about parent owners of the overall "franchise". Fu.ck knows if true or not, but when you stand back and look at it without blue tinted glasses, this is a shambolic appointment.
Tailwind
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Good point
When Ange came in it was commonly felt they needed:
1-2 keepers
1-2 right backs
3-4 CBs (assuming Ajer left, which he did)
A first choice left back
All they've managed so far is one CB to replace Ajer
You can see the upshot of that today
Govanfront
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Nope its go with Ange then SC comes in to appease the hoards.
rfc4ever
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Brave nose and iPaddy haha creased at that
wee bud's pit boots
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It will only be a shambolic appointment if we do our business and go about it properly.
Of course when you have the 'we deserved the three points' bampottery from midweek, you do actually wonder if this is some pisstake to lull us all in.
No mate. They’re just shit. They are that bad.
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