Kerryfail Street

[TamS-RFC]

Now I know that I may get hounded here. In fact I know I will and I don’t care. But I ventured into Kerrydale street forum just to see if there was any significant meltdowns and to my no surprise, there was indeed.

My personal favourite was:
I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably lose the league this year. Sevco aren't any great shakes, but they're a physical side who press in midfield and utilise the wings relatively effectively. We'll get horsed at Ibrick on our current showing and it'll spiral from there.

We're ran by a shower of cheap cretins, who'll continually take the lazy option every time it's presented to them.

This was the best of the bunch. They are bricking it and some of it is even reality for them.

 

[temperance]

A physical side? Really?

 

[The Railway Bear]

I venture onto it after nights like Tuesday, it’s comedy gold.

 

[Vote For Pedro]

They’re waking up to the realisation we are back and they are back to their normal biscuit tin mentality! They had a wee shot at the big time in our absence and effectively shat it!

 

[gersrus71]

You know is bad when they wheel out Secco and Ibrick etc

 

[Superrangers]

Ibrick?

Ibrox is a wonderful stadium, unlike their corrugated iron shithole.

 

[orjan_persson]

 

[LoganBear]

Ibrick?

Is that like a derogatory name?

I dont get it

 

[KuwaitBear]

Ibrick?

Ibrox is a wonderful stadium, unlike their corrugated iron shithole.

Corrugated iron shithole with a 25 year life expectancy, I believe.

 

[RAFBob]

Ibrick?

Ibrox is a wonderful stadium, unlike their corrugated iron shithole.

Imagine how daft we look; making a stadium with bricks and not mechano.

 

[Superrangers]

Corrugated iron shithole with a 25 year life expectancy, I believe.

I was sure a number of years ago it was suggested that it had 15 years of low maintenance costs then it was expected to be high maintenance costs. It’s just over 20 years now. Clock’s ticking:

 

[Recoba]

Ha ha its comedy gold on there

Every round we are going to get pumped then when that doesn't happen the other team are pish

 

[KuwaitBear]

Ha ha its comedy gold on there

Every round we are going to get pumped then when that doesn't happen the other team are pish

That was the same with our UEFA final run, we were getting pumped in every round until it came to the final and I think reality hit that it was down to one game.

 

[Unicorn]

The ones who try and convince themselves that we aren’t a threat are even funnier.

I reckon 55 will finish a few of them off.

 

[SuperGers07]

Gay Brigade with another embarrassing banner out I see

 

[Plissken]

The ones who try and convince themselves that we aren’t a threat are even funnier.

I reckon 55 will finish a few of them off.

I prefer the ones that still think they have an incredible squad and none of our players would even make their bench, fkn weirdos.

 

[Mexi]

Imagine how daft we look; making a stadium with bricks and not mechano.

Aye but we used rust coloured bricks

 

[DJ Blue]

 

[brain]

Ibrick?

Is that like a derogatory name?

I dont get it

iBrick? Sounds like a new Apple product. Not the best name for a phone though is it

 

[OohAhHuistra]

https://imgur.com/FlziMNX

 

[Chopper]

Kerrydale meltdown Twitter is absolute gold. The stupidity of tims would have the most trained psychologists rubbing their heads in a very ‘fvck me’ fashion.

 

[tazzabear]

Corrugated iron shithole with a 25 year life expectancy, I believe.

I got a fright there.
I thought, for a minute, this was what they thought I rod was!

 

[defender]

Amusing has it any relevance or is it just a random mad GIF ?

 

[Hadd39]

The Tin Hut is about to fall down!

 

[Raffles]

https://imgur.com/FlziMNX

Where’s the TGFITW?
Joke of a crowd

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Where’s the TGFITW?
Joke of a crowd

schools just went back mate

 

[Recoba]

George McCluskey
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1 min. ago#44
Disturbing how much trouble Nisbet is giving Jullien. Evidence thus far is a porcelain pivot

 

[lumbear1872]

https://imgur.com/FlziMNX

Listening to five live there,over to Roddy Forsyth at the piggery,good chance there for Dunfermline at a SPARSE parkheid

 

[Tommyhlrsc]

Imagine how daft we look; making a stadium with bricks and not mechano.

I'll huff and I'll puff...They obviously dont know how that ended?

 

[Raffles]

schools just went back mate

They don’t even have enough “ultras” to hold up their banner

 

[LoganBear]

George McCluskey
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1 min. ago#44
Disturbing how much trouble Nisbet is giving Jullien. Evidence thus far is a porcelain pivot

Dafuq is a porcelain pivot

 

[Recoba]

Jullien made a huge error and the Pars had a great chance to go one up but saved by Gordon

They say his big weakness is being spinned, stepup Alfredo the king of spin

 

[LoganBear]

They don’t even have enough “ultras” to hold up their banner

#awks

 

[Scarlett]

Jullien made a huge error and the Pars had a great chance to go one up but saved by Gordon

They say his big weakness is being spinned, stepup Alfredo the king of spin

Alfie is going to have a field day in 2 weeks against that defense!

 

[Plissken]

I want them humiliated in 2 weeks, we need proper pay back for the Murty games.

No mercy.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

I want them humiliated in 2 weeks, we need proper pay back for the Murty games.

No mercy.

Pedro 5-1 moreso since it was at Ibrox

 

[Stanley Yelnats]

It’s the way they try to convince themselves that their shit pit is this arena of beauty, while ours is apparently falling apart.

Their stadium is literally held up by scaffolding. Not to mention it’s hanging over a fucking graveyard

They slapped a bit of wallpaper round it to try and make it slightly more appealing.

There will come a time probably in the next few years where they will have to do major works to save it from falling down.

 

[GarMckin]

I was sure a number of years ago it was suggested that it had 15 years of low maintenance costs then it was expected to be high maintenance costs. It’s just over 20 years now. Clock’s ticking:

I believe, they have been stockpiling cash the last few years to prepare for building a new stadium in the near future.

 

[Recoba]

More laughter

kewlcelt wrote:​

TeddyB_NY wrote:No offense but the psychological/confidence stuff is such a riddy. It comes down to talent. And if he doesn’t have the talent to match up with Dunfermline he’ll be the biggest waste of £7m since.......err Boli + Compper + Hendry (or Musonda + Kouassi....or )​

Yeah psychology nowt to do with sport, nothing at all, how silly of me.​

In this instance (and many in football) it’s just a catch-all terms for complete bollocks. It of course matters in many instances, but the idea of Julien struggling with Dunfermline due to “psychological issues” is bollocks. He’s not getting turned by a second-rate Scottish player due to that — it’s happening because he’s apparently not good enough to cope with that.

 

[Recoba]

badlands
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11 sec. ago#117
This ia absolutely dreadful. Created eff all and should he a goal down. Get lennon as far to eff as possible

 

[noucamp72]

A physical side? Really?

They don't half talk some amount of shite.

 

[johnkp]

We're ran by a shower of cheap cretins, who'll continually take the lazy option every time it's presented to them.

"We're ran ..."

My deductive skills lead me to believe that we're dealing with somebody who went to a school named after a Saint.

Elementary, my dear Watson

 

[bazil]

Now I know that I may get hounded here. In fact I know I will and I don’t care. But I ventured into Kerrydale street forum just to see if there was any significant meltdowns and to my no surprise, there was indeed.

My personal favourite was:
I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably lose the league this year. Sevco aren't any great shakes, but they're a physical side who press in midfield and utilise the wings relatively effectively. We'll get horsed at Ibrick on our current showing and it'll spiral from there.

We're ran by a shower of cheap cretins, who'll continually take the lazy option every time it's presented to them.

This was the best of the bunch. They are bricking it and some of it is even reality for them.

Your right it is always good to know your enemy, it also provides some mirth

 

[Eddie Doc]

I believe, they have been stockpiling cash the last few years to prepare for building a new stadium in the near future.

I believe they'll be needing that stockpile for more pressing concerns in the nearer future.

 

[KuwaitBear]

moravcik67 wrote:Jullien misses a sitter.​

Jumps and gets smaller. Impressive.

Am appreciating the quiet contemplation afforded by the silence of the crowd, the profundity of why am I here, why are any of us here...

 

[The Ranger]

Must be the worst supporters in the world. They get it all their on way for year's with no competition. Act like big time Charlie's over their closest rivals. The first sign of competition, and the the rat's are squealing like pig's

 

[KuwaitBear]

Must be the worst supporters in the world. They get it all their on way for year's with no competition. Act like big time Charlie's over their closest rivals. The first sign of competition, and the the rat's are squealing like pig's

Fayful froo an froo

 

[Mason Boyne]

Corrugated iron shithole with a 25 year life expectancy, I believe.

I never knew tin was structural till wee fungus “modernised “ that dump.

 

[rossgers]

LOL. Where do folk find this stuff.

 

[GarMckin]

I believe they'll be needing that stockpile for more pressing concerns in the nearer future.

Aye, you can continue to pretend they’re going to get hit for tens of millions for being the beasts they are. The reality is the case is for a maximum £5million from what I’ve read, they’re just isn’t going to be the tens of millions paid in compensation that a lot of people seem to think will happen. The biggest thing I believe that will come from this is them being forced into an apology and the reputational damage that comes with it.