All four Hoops stars have entered the last 18 months of their respective contracts, with the quartet having a combined market value of £92m.
Football Insider claim Celtic wanted £40m for Edouard over the summer and £20m to part ways with Ajer. Christie is also valued at £20m, while Ntcham was rated at around £12m earlier this year.
Once you stop pissing yourself laughing, it's difficult to know where to start with those figures.
The fact that they are putting Benidorm Barbie into a Goddess like status, suggests to me that it has already been agreed that he/she will sign in January, which will keep the manky hordes happy, most likely as a swap for Ajer.