Kerryfail thread

[Hateley's Mullet]

I'm only two posts away.
One more after this and I'm in.
I can't wait for the threads about roasted/toasted cheese and whether steak pie should have sausages in it.

How do you know that's what's talked about if you've not been in there yet?

 

[DechmontLoyal]

got to love Timmy’s conspiracy theories on Covid.

Somehow, we’re able to manipulate and control a global pandemic, UEFA, the SFA, the NHS and all associated testing regimes to avoid any impact on our fixtures

but we haven’t been able to get Scottish referees to be competent or consistent with the basic rules of the game

 

[mayfairblue]

not a chance imo

Lennon has spent over £30 million and their signings are suspect

£5 million for barkas
£5 million for ajeti
£3 million for turnbull
£3 million Taylor
£3 million bolingoli
£2 million soro
£7.5 million big julie

plus there another £10 million or so for a stack of guys like klimala , bayo etc

Loan fee and wages for Duffy , elyounoussi , Miss Laxalt

add in their extension to their credit facility to £13 million and the non existent £60 million war chest that never was , they need to sell and offload before they buy .

eduard , ntcham , mcgregor , Christie and ajer are their most sellable assets . Some have 18 months left and clearly don’t want to be there so it’s bound to affect their valuation

Is the Bayo guy still there?

 

[Calvinist]

Is the Bayo guy still there?

As far as I can tell him and signings like shved , afolabi , Perez and hendry are all out on loan .

 

[mayfairblue]

As far as I can tell him and signings like shved , afolabi , Perez and hendry are all out on loan .

Thanks mate never heard of three of them.

 

[HamiltonBear]

That is tremendous!!!

 

[two2tango]

Brilliant

 

[DJ Blue]

How do I copy this?
Doesn’t seem to work

Right Click or double click to go to the twitter post direct

 

[johnnyseahound]

How do you know that's what's talked about if you've not been in there yet?

I had access before, until all the post counts were reset to zero.
Since I don't post very often, it has taken a while to regain access.

 

[otherworld0101]

Thanks mate never heard of three of them.

I’d heard of two as one was a complete failure. I’m completely oblivious to the other two foreign names.

 

[Humbug]

As far as I can tell him and signings like shved , afolabi , Perez and hendry are all out on loan .

Has anyone got any idea of the actual size of their squad? I keep seeing names of players I have never seen or have ever been aware of.

 

[Satan666]

The real advantage they are being denied without fans is the inability for their fans to intimidate the refs in person, and the loss of that visual/smelly reminder to keep the refs in check. In this sense, they probably have lost some of their usual "handicap" advantage this season...

Nail on the head.

 

[Alex Venters]

Neic Cennon going nowhere...LOLZ!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1332328725673897987

What would Desmond or Lawwell know about doing things better when it comes to football management?

 

[Tailwind]

Ah, this is the video I referenced yesterday.

In the summer Barkas was the £6million keeper, now he’s been shown to be shite he’s £5mil. You watch, by next summer it’ll be reported he cost 3 or 4!

 

[Super Cooper]

Hilarious

 

[Zwingli'sSausages]

The gift that keeps on giving

 

[Gardenhall Bear]

Edouard will be eligible to sign a pre contract agreement this summer to a non UK side so they could end up getting zilch.

Will it not be January 2022? 6 months before contract expires?

 

[Kirbys House]

HT update

I feel physically sick. Never felt so depressed in all my life as a Celtic fan.

We are totally bereft of ideas. This has to be a new low.

Get that Booing.mp3 queued up, DJ.

We have went from flair players to cart horses

Got premier working now... 46 mins to get the fecking thing working and they are utter utter gash, am away to pray.

Every team we face are looking at beating us. Didn't used to be like that. We need to get that lounge built asap.

Time to break out the snus and head for the lounge.

 

[oldblueeyes]

Hilarious

That is brilliant

 

[Portrushbear]

They really must want Lurgan flopp gone if clancy is giving penalties at the girodome

 

[Overanout]

"Is Alan Stubbs sending a morse code blinking message?".

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

“Got premier working now... 46 mins to get the fecking thing working and they are utter utter gash, am away to pray.”

 

[Shankillglenmen]

Lenny. Must. Stay. Lol

 

[Tailwind]

“Got premier working now... 46 mins to get the fecking thing working and they are utter utter gash, am away to pray.”

Aye, worried it’s gonna be dogshite come our game too

 

[Jjbscotty]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333060269585674240

 

[Bumplittledipper]

Will it not be January 2022? 6 months before contract expires?

I think its 6 months for a UK team but for continental teams it is 12 months. I may be wrong though.

 

[Arminius]

The gift that keeps on giving

“Tony” had got to be a bear. Come on, own up

 

[insanicdrunk]

They're downsizing because of Sky

https://twitter.com/x/status/1332583585258344450

Never their fault. Sky know Rangers are box office, that is why the TV contract was re-written when we were put in 4th tier.

 

[garioch blue]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333061106034683904

 

[Burton blue]

They're out to get Lennon, someone's going 'to get hurted

Get the bus warmed up

 

[superallythe2nd]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333061106034683904

The look of someone still pished from the night before suddenly realising "wtf am I doing here"

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

“These players look like they need a coffee and a blether.”

 

[Alvor]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333061106034683904

 

[insanicdrunk]

HT update

Every team we face are looking at beating us. Didn't used to be like that.

And that is the Crux of it, they can't cope that they are no longer at the top. Love it!

 

[JamboReid1874]

WolfieBhoy
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1 min. ago#782
Tom Boyd: "A time for heroes"

At home. To Ross County.

Jesus wept!

 

[KuwaitBear]

He cannot possibly survive this if they get beat.

 

[BomberBrownFan]

Well, the last time they lost a home cup tie to unfancied Highland opposition look what happened...

 

[Slim Jim]

He cannot possibly survive this if they get beat.

We can hope.

 

[Langland]

Every time I click on my bookmark for the KFail Lennon Thread it jumps 50-100 pages

 

[IndianaJones]

He cannot possibly survive this if they get beat.

Could really do with him dropping more points in the league before getting sacked.

 

[KuwaitBear]

Could really do with him dropping more points in the league before getting sacked.

Oh I know, I was one of the ones thinking they would give him until the cup final, not so sure now.

If they get beaten here and he survives until the cup final I would be extremely surprised.

 

[JamboReid1874]

Archibald P Treadwhistle
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20 sec. ago#855
Duffy on.

Boss-level trolling from Lennon.


foolmarks
21K457




17 sec. ago#856
Duffy. Why?


Been on 2 minutes and booked already

 

[Fitba Juice]

0-2

 

[GallowgateBlue]

Haha scum c*nts

 

[insanicdrunk]

Well, the last time they lost a home cup tie to unfancied Highland opposition look what happened...

At least Barnes could rap!!

 

[Beer Bear]

Hahahahaha

 

[simply_the_best]

I reckon he'll be gone before we KO

 

[insanicdrunk]

0-2

I've got a stream link ready to go, but didn't want to watch it, I'm a jinx! On now though!!

 

[Renoranger]

Could really do with him dropping more points in the league before getting sacked.

Dropping points irrespective who is manager.

 

[Defoe_9]

Hahahahahahahaha