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I can see it now...

Celtic last year: 8 in a row, and get Doncaster to bung us another? 3 domestic trebles in a row?

Sky: Aye, that's fine lads - the viewer's love a one horse race and bent FA. Just make sure you embarrass yourself in Europe to give other fans a laugh.

Celtic this year: Another title, please.

Sky: Nah, this is just getting too much - the viewer's aren't happy. You're going to have to lie down this season, lads. But, don't give the game away - we want you to spend tens of millions on strengthening your squad - here's the signing list - and kid on you're still on for the 10. Just ask Lennon to fall out with the players and make extra effort to be an odious pr*ck - well, just tell him to be himself, really. But we're loving your arse collapsing in Europe - that's great entertainment!

Celtic: Say no more. It will cost us any chance of tens of millions in Champions League money, and put us at risk of severe financial problems, and we might receive death threats from our own faithful fans, but we always put the health of Scottish Football and broadcasters ahead of our own narrow interests. Consider it done.

Who knew - it wasn't the masons keeping Celtic down after all. It was Celtic themselves, just happy to give us a chance.
 
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Just wait for the

" Ross County fielded and ineligible player"

They'll be weaving and diving like Donald Trump ! :))
 
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