Any of the Celtic board from the 60’s onwards:
Reporter: “what are your best memories of Celtic winning the European cup after beating such world class teams as Vojvodina and Dukla Prague in the latter rounds?”
Celtic Board: “I remember the greatness, the first Irish, sorry, Scottish, not British, club to win it, the great sense of pride, I remember a young boy waving in the crowd at the front, he was wearing a brown cap with the words Celtc magnificently embroidered on it in silver thread, I remember the very minute we made up the name “the Lisbon Lions”, even though the venue was absolutely nowhere near Lisbon, it was at 20:46PM and Orion’s Belt was situated at 49degrees North on the night sky”.
Reporter: “Can you please tell me about your business relationship with Jim Torbett, who you shared Directorial duties with for decades over multiple businesses?”
Celtic Board: “Tim who? I can’t remember a Slim Corbett. Aw naw, ahv just pished maself. Who um a?”