Kevin Van Veen

[Ambiorix]

He's van Veen. He probably thinks this song is about him.

 

[bkkbear]

He can't play 90 mins due to previous debilitating injuries.

so done deal then?

 

[orjan_persson]

I'd have Shankland before him

 

[Big Hepy]

We have the ability to make the most horrendous player look slightly competent when we face them

 

[mkgers]

He can't play 90 mins due to previous debilitating injuries.

Ffs were gonna sign him

 

[gersin008]

No way are you being serious

 

[XabGer]

Jeezy Peeps man

 

[Recoba]

Top banter

 

[giogaddi]

Yes he played well. No he wouldn't be a good signing.

 

[sr1983]

Not a player I'd want us to sign but no doubting he's a good player. Works his arse off and pretty clever in his play up top.

 

[Vivis Sperandum]

You’ll be in the minority with this one.

A minority of one.

 

[WilkinsBullet]

A good signing for Hearts or the Sheep

 

[BoyInRoyalBlue]

Dearie dearie me.

 

[Stevie13000]

It’s a big NO from me .

 

[Amato15]

Can someone explain why when at home he chose to celebrate his goal by standing in front of our fans giving it the poundland hardman stare?

 

[_BlueNose_]

No

 

[SlimJim11]

No thank you Mr Wilson

 

[Sheik Ma Shammy]

Van Veen has 18 goals in a poor team
Colak has 17 goals
Morelos has 10 goals

 

[EverGer]

Could have put a bet on this thread appearing.

 

[BackPostTav]

Decent player, but nowhere near what we need.

 

[I believe in Eli]

Banning offence.

 

[Britannia89]

As soon as I saw this thread name I knew what it was going to be. He's fucking honking and nowhere near rangers class.

 

[DadoB]

Was wondering when this thread would appear.

 

[CF4]

Jesus %^*& man

 

[RabWATP]

More chance of us trying to sign Van Helsing FFS

 

[Britannia89]

We have the ability to make the most horrendous player look slightly competent when we face them

Very true.

 

[Britannia89]

I'd take Duk from the sheep before this big lump of wood

 

[Mview83]

Had a good game today for Motherwell and caused our defence some bother, not for the first time. He’s been on good form recently for Motherwell. He’d be a good signing in my opinion.

Honestly hahahaha.


Yep Kevin van fucking Veen is going to take us where we need to go.

May as well sign Bevis Mugabe while we’re at it.

 

[Nachonachoman52]

He is utter pish

 

[Mad John]

Had a good game today for Motherwell and caused our defence some bother, not for the first time. He’s been on good form recently for Motherwell. He’d be a good signing in my opinion.

A bit early to be high as f.uck mate.

He’s rank rotten

 

[Teddy Casablanca]

Good grief

 

[ronadamus_prime]

He's garbage. A 31 year old journeyman who was a fairly unspectacular striker in League 2.

 

[wilso10]

I'd take Duk from the sheep before this big lump of wood

On a brace today.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

He can't play 90 mins due to previous debilitating injuries.

isn’t that our sort of signings lol

 

[Bobby Russell's Perm]

Had a good game today for Motherwell and caused our defence some bother, not for the first time. He’s been on good form recently for Motherwell. He’d be a good signing in my opinion.

Really…..to the tower with you!!!

 

[Chester Loyal]

Honestly hahahaha.


Yep Kevin van fucking Veen is going to take us where we need to go.

May as well sign Bevis Mugabe while we’re at it.

Nobody is saying that Van Veen is the guy to take us to where we need to go, that would be ridiculous.

The point that some of us are making is that every successful Rangers team I can remember has always had a handful of bog standard SPFL players that don’t play every week but can do a job.

Guys like Velicka, Foster, Stevie Smith, etc etc have done a job in the past.

 

[km_2083]

Disappointed this thread ain’t about how did he stay on the park amount fouls he conceded but not even booked

 

[Optimus_Prime]

Would sooner sign Kevin Webster.

 

[cm72]

Jeezy peeps man

This saying is shite now.

 

[Ruben Sosa]

Not sure he would combine well with Shankland and Nisbet.

 

[cm72]

We have the ability to make the most horrendous player look slightly competent when we face them

And this is exactly what it is.
The worrying stat of the day is that they had 2 shots on target and came away with 2 goals!

 

[Jlakeman]

I’d cause our defense problems what we need is another helander level defender preferably not injured

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Hearts/Aberdeen level striker

 

[Hallers]

Fouls constantly imagine him in a Rangers top, it would red cards every week

Fair play to Motherwell getting him scoring goals but no.

 

[Ger572]

Hearts, Hibs or Aberdeen yes

Definately no where f*cking near Rangers

 

[Arab]

our defence make all the other forwards look good

 

[somervillain]

He can get behind Eoin Jess and Andy Dorman in the queue

What's Morgaro Gomis up to these days

 

[Fourladshadadream]

His celebration right up to us.

Giving it big licks to the first few rows

Then subbed 2-4.

Love it.

 

[narizazul]

Had a good game today for Motherwell and caused our defence some bother, not for the first time. He’s been on good form recently for Motherwell. He’d be a good signing in my opinion.

No chance, not Rangers class

 

[Shengus Malengus]

For Kevin Van Veen read Louis Moult and Dylan Dykes.


Cart horse.