Kristoffer Ajer

[rupertdabear]

his pretand annoyance today when he skyed that shot after the run had me laughing.
look look look at me .i'm angry wiff meself . big girls blouse

 

[Albertz_Was_King]

Proper weird guy.

Looks like Alf.

 

[Lenny Dee]

Is he the one that spread covid about in dubai?

 

[Timardim]

One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.

In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.

He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.

toys oot the pram when his run ended with a shot that just missed the corner flag ......big fuckin wean....broonaldos pal....

 

[Hank_Marvin]

Other than his ability to bring the ball out from defence, he's utterly shite at everything else. Can't header and couldn't tackle a fish supper.

 

[Ruben Sosa]

He's their best attacker and worst defender all rolled into one.

An absolute freak show who will probably move onto bigger things like Bournemouth or Crystal Palace.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.

In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.

He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.

And he didn't handle the ball today.

 

[Plissken]

Big lanky Vidal Sassoon loving c*nt.

 

[Scaramanga]

He did a no look pass at 3-1 down....back to the goalkeeper.

Almost as good as his gaffer’s no look tactics

 

[JD1872]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1388841297159593984

 

[Loud and proud]

Ajer and jullien cuddle in the bath.

 

[Blue As]

An utter fraud,hopeless centre half.
Forever rolling about cheating trying to get Rangers players booked.
Him and Glen Loovens could be sisters.

 

[Remo-town]

A big fanny

Old skool mate. Love it

 

[Vallance]

After his "mazey" and shot that almost went out for a throw in..... at first i thought it took a deflection.

 

[Desert Loyal]

One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.

In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.

He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.

You missed out the weird facial expression thing he does if he clears his lines or puts the ball out for a corner, its like he is trying to flick his quiff back with his eyebrows

 

[stonewall Jackson]

Basically this tool is a legend in his own mind.

 

[BL-11]

He has a Tommy Tank over a picture of himself celebrating a slide tackle that results in a throw in.

He is comedy gold.

 

[ottawabear]

Basically this tool is a legend in his own mind.

Lustig and Ajer, two peabrains in a pod

 

[umop_3plsdn]

There’s a reason he was allowed to keep hold of the ball and go on his long runs with it. Because inevitably his final ball, be it a shot or a pass, is woeful.

 

[Porrohman]

He's nothing but a big Fanny, same as Julien who goes down screaming like a bitch anytime Alfredo goes near him, namby pamby shitebag who would never cut it at a higher level

 

[pelem]

One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.

In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.

He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.

U obviously forgot about the weirdos like wieghorst, Cantscorino, face ache geordie thompson and not to mention Wanker walker.

 

[HamiltonJungleBear]

He has a Tommy Tank over a picture of himself celebrating a slide tackle that results in a throw in.

He is comedy gold.

If he was made of chocolate….he’d choke on himself!

 

[Hillheadbear]

Ajer is typical of that Celtic team. He does have some ability but instead of getting better, he regressed under Lennon. Lennon has the uncanny ability to make decent players worse.

 

[Realger34]

Getting pumped, no look pass

 

[Arkanoid]

Rumours of Norwich looking at him, Ajer and Hanley pairing! Enjoy your solitary season in the Prem again Norwich fans. What a bomb scare pairing that'd be

 

[bkerr72]

The best part of the day was that run and then the attempted finish in the 2nd half. Not seen him celebrate a tackle against us in a while which he loves doing.

 

[uneasydaz]

To be fair he nearly scored a great goal for us at the start of the second half

 

[BrooklynBlue]

Every decision that he doesn’t get, it’s hands-in-the-air or head-in-hands as though the world is against him. Well indoctrinated.

 

[Salsabear]

Lustig mark2. Utter prick and totally overrated.

Yep.

A fuuckin throbber.

 

[HIHI]

One of few CH’s that jumps to a lower height that what he started at

Did you see his jump to cause their goal?
Taking the blue glasses off I think he is one of their better players!

 

[Bluethruandthru]

Another one who looks totally dejected with the season he's had. Which is nice

 

[Scarlett]

Spends some amount of time on his arse, and I don't mean in a 'Helander blocking shots' kinda way..... more a 'falling over too easily cos he's shite' sorta thing...

 

[servicepoint]

I’d like to add something to this , Ajerr is a total prick.
Totally overstated defender too as today proved.

 

[Egt]

One of the most unlikable players they’ve had in recent years, amongst stiff competition. Interested to see how his career goes from here, he is clearly a good footballer but his defensive instincts are appalling.

 

[Berrytoon Bear]

Flying a flag upside down is a sign of distress.
Is that why he put their armband on upside down when Lego went off?

 

[Pliskers]

Reminds me of one of those kids who gets excited if he is not picked last for lunch time kick about. Thinks putting in a tackle or header is better than not getting beat. Team ethic eludes this cvunt.

 

[MFM_Bear]

Big shitebag.

 

[lowerhuttloyal]

Turned up with his maw when he signed for the mutants.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Ajer is typical of that Celtic team. He does have some ability but instead of getting better, he regressed under Lennon. Lennon has the uncanny ability to make decent players worse.

He doesn't understand the fundamentals of defending properly. That goes back further than Lennon's coaching tbh.

He's played a part in most of the goals we've scored against them this season.

His attempt to clear a simple cross with the wrong foot today was something that an U16s centre half would be embarrassed by. Basic, basic stuff.

He loves a pointless dribble though so apparently is some player.

 

[BlueRambo]

He`s a big Justin Bieber lookalike bhastard

 

[Ruben Sosa]

Don't think AC Milan would've been too happy with their prospective new defender's display today.

 

[cloodie]

He's actually got some decent qualities, he's got pace and he's comfortable with the ball at his feet and bringing it out. However, he can't defend and the evidence is there that he never will be able to. He's also not mobile enough to take the step into midfield so in a sense he reminds me a bit of McCrorie where he doesn't really have a natural position.

 

[TB303]

It's hilarious seeing his big greeting coupon and his petulance with his team mates, was hoping to see his tackle celebration today. His YouTube showreel will be him galloping out of defence then overhitting a pass

 

[Est1872]

The no-look pass genuinely had me burst out laughing.

Does he have no self-awareness?

 

[WalterLoyal]

He also had a completely over the top reaction late on after blootering a shot into the stands.

 

[The Predator]

The stupid looking big arsehole spends the full game celebrating tackles and forever claiming offside at every opportunity.

Bombscare of a defender IMO.

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Big fucking pussy.



Probably celebrates when toast pops out the toaster

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

I hate his quiff

So do I but thats becuase I have to a no 1 clipper cut to look half respectable.
He's an absolute gimp and has taken on the Lustig mantle

 

[CraigM14]

Did you see his jump to cause their goal?
Taking the blue glasses off I think he is one of their better players!

I did mate yeah. I also saw him jump and get caught under the ball for our 3rd and turn himself away from Alfie’s goal.
I don’t disagree about him being one of their better players, he has his strengths which is mainly carrying the ball at pace. But I’d say he’s a full back more than a CB

 

[Liviger1984]

He did a no look pass at 3-1 down....back to the goalkeeper.

I seen that on twitter about 5 hours ago as never noticed during the game. Been laughing at it since.