Laxalt- hero to zero

[DavieM]

He seems to think that if you are near the touchline you can push and shove opposition players over - luckily for him the officials seemed to also have that view point.

He looked like he couldn't be bothered tonight which is what I think we will see from some of their better players, protecting themselves a bit with a view to a move in the summer and going through the motions. The fact there are no crowds probably makes that a lot easier to do.

 

[govanfront85]

Henry??

Jack hendry young defender formerly of Dundee

 

[WinkieWATP]

Jack hendry young defender formerly of Dundee

Remember now. Scotlands John Stones

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Sean Goss, Jon Toral, Emerson Hyndman etc etc

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Henry??

The Dundee dud.
Edit. Jack Hendry

 

[Main Stand]

Remember now. Scotlands John Stones

https://twitter.com/x/status/1218247402295123968

Makes Duffy look like Beckenbauer, that clip always makes me laugh.

 

[WATP1979]

A player voted the worst ever for Milan by their own supporters

Tremendous spunk of money again by Covid FC

 

[GeckoBear29]

Up until a week ago there were still Tims who genuinely believe he is better than Barisic.

Laxalt couldn’t even cross the street

 

[Shengus Malengus]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1218247402295123968

Makes Duffy look like Beckenbauer, that clip always makes me laugh.

That’s like when you played solo as a wean and you took on and beat invisible men.

 

[Leo_Ger]

The thing is there was never anything there.

He was shite from his first game, so in that respect he's been consistent. However, complete turd polishing from them from day one.

Literally just runs about. Defensively has no positional sense and attacking, has no final ball.

 

[Albertz_Was_King]

You can see he has the heart of a mouse, just coasting and coining it in whilst he is there before he stinks the place out somewhere else.

 

[Southsideblueblood]

Truly the only player they have signed is turnball and they kept him out the team for months !

 

[BlueBritain]

Patrick Roberts, PR7 as they called him.

City signed him for £12m & he was good for Celtic against cannon fodder, now been found out.

You've just reminded me of the open goal he missed against us

 

[thethunderer]

I don't know if it was a one-off, but Frimpong was even worse.

 

[Carlton The Bear]

But but but he holds the record for most tackles in a europa match.

That’s probably about the only tackle related thing he can be proud of.

 

[wd1872]

The thing is there was never anything there.

He was shite from his first game, so in that respect he's been consistent. However, complete turd polishing from them from day one.

Literally just runs about. Defensively has no positional sense and attacking has no final ball.

Absolutely right, Kent tore him a new arsehole on his debut, and it took him 10 games to actually win more than 1, he's been utter garbage from the start, and I was personally delighted to see them turd polishing because nothing good can come out of it for them.

 

[Arkanoid]

Was he not voted AC Milans worst signing ever lolz

 

[SecondBestIsNothing]

Laxalt and Frimpong remind me of Declan John. Good quick ball-carriers who take you up the park but then are greedy, don’t pass and end up going down blind alleys with no final ball.

Soro will be found out next. Guy just runs about fouling people. Basically an Alan Power version of Kante.

 

[Davger]

I don’t watch much serie A now but that heart and hand boys called it as soon as he went there.
Said they’d turn on him when the realised he actually does nothing going forward and can’t defend.

 

[Gogso]

They clung on to him as a wee ray of light in a shite situation. We all seen he was an average player. Soro is the new one just now.

Soro gets away with committing some amount of fouls. Its almost as though he has spent many months watching lego and has decided F it, I'm going to kick every thing and any thing. Even the ball if it gets close.

 

[Gogso]

I don't know if it was a one-off, but Frimpong was even worse.

Admittedly I didn't watch much of scum fc (apart from the Euro games ) but I've NEVER seen him make a killer ball into opponents box.
If you ever find your self watching Arsenal you might note the % of balls that are aimed at the pen spot from wide by biscuit hips.

 

[ICA_86]

Not sure if it’s been posted, but 39% win ratio at Celtic so far.

 

[The_Irrepressibles]

Soro will make Rangers fans a fortune with the amount of times he’ll get booked.

It's the amount of times he hasn't been booked that's bamboozled me. And I've only seen him in 2 matches.

 

[Soldier1981]

If there is any young pups on here who kick a ball at any level then looking at these fraudsters should tell you there is money to be made, look after yourself, keep yourself fit and somecunt will sign you, maybe change your name to something more exotic and braid your hair too.

 

[L&D RSC]

Tav had more goals and assists combined by bonfire night this season than the wee lassie has had in her career.

 

[Hillheadbear]

Laxalt and Frimpong remind me of Declan John. Good quick ball-carriers who take you up the park but then are greedy, don’t pass and end up going down blind alleys with no final ball.

Soro will be found out next. Guy just runs about fouling people. Basically an Alan Power version of Kante.

I actually think there is a player in Frimpong but it has been coached out of him. Good management is about making players better. Frimpong has got worse under TLB.

I don't see anything in Laxalt.

 

[Sheik Ma Shammy]

When his parent club is happy he plays against them...tells its own story

Yes, that said it all regarding their own player.

 

[Brother Crockett]

It's the amount of times he hasn't been booked that's bamboozled me. And I've only seen him in 2 matches.

He's so shite the Hibs fans were singing his name.

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

That mobs scouts must be Stevie wonder and Ray Charles.

£10m for Ajeti and Barkas
£4m for Sved and Bayo (out on loan)
£2m and 40k a week for Duffy
£3.5m for Klimala
£2m for Taylor
£2m for Boli (out on loan)
£1.5m for Henry (out on loan)

Probably paying a huge percentage of Laxalt and Elyounoussi wages as well on top of that.

The Wage bill will be completely insubstantial at the knewcamp come the end of the season.

Agent Gary Penrice is his name apparently & don't rest on yer laurels here, he's got another 233 where they came from

Inside Gary Penrice's recruitment mission as he details extent of scouting plans

Penrice recently joins Celtic on a permanent basis and is currently working his way through a list of potential signings.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Mr_Miscellaneous]

Agent Gary Penrice is his name apparently & don't rest on yer laurels here, he's got another 233 where they came from

Inside Gary Penrice's recruitment mission as he details extent of scouting plans

Penrice recently joins Celtic on a permanent basis and is currently working his way through a list of potential signings.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

No fucking way.

A guy signed by Dr. Vengaboys is running their entire recruitment strategy?

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

No fucking way.

A guy signed by Dr. Vengaboys is running their entire recruitment strategy?

I'm not up to speed with the reference but he does it all from home which is interesting. A youtube compilation extraodinaire. Speaks volumes really lol

 

[Baconshepherd]

Poor Skrillix

 

[weeblueboab]

They are starting to blame him for their "run of bad luck". Calling him a Jonah.
The refs will be hoping they sign him permanent.

 

[Al khobar-ger]

When his parent club is happy he plays against them...tells its own story

This ^^^^^^

 

[Al khobar-ger]

Laxalt and Frimpong remind me of Declan John. Good quick ball-carriers who take you up the park but then are greedy, don’t pass and end up going down blind alleys with no final ball.

Soro will be found out next. Guy just runs about fouling people. Basically an Alan Power version of Kante.

Brilliant description of wee Sami Davies junior

 

[Al khobar-ger]

Laxalt and Frimpong remind me of Declan John. Good quick ball-carriers who take you up the park but then are greedy, don’t pass and end up going down blind alleys with no final ball.

Soro will be found out next. Guy just runs about fouling people. Basically an Alan Power version of Kante.

Brilliant description of wee Sami Davies junior

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

Conor Hazard also now appears to be shite. Exactly as reported on here.

 

[Captain_Buns]

I genuinely have never came across two full backs that cannot cross a ball as bad as their two.

You’ve erased Argyriou & Ricky Foster (deployed at LB) from your memory then?

Rightly so

 

[KGR98]

Conor Hazard also now appears to be shite. Exactly as reported on here.

Rank rotton but probably the best of the 3 goalies they have and that's saying something

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

Rank rotton but probably the best of the 3 goalies they have and that's saying something

The two penalty saves in the cup final papered over the cracks. He was rank rotten in that game too.

 

[St Andrews Bear]

Laxalt and Frimpong remind me of Declan John. Good quick ball-carriers who take you up the park but then are greedy, don’t pass and end up going down blind alleys with no final ball.

Soro will be found out next. Guy just runs about fouling people. Basically an Alan Power version of Kante.

Correct me if I’m wrong but when he got booked last night, skys graphic had a 1 inside the yellow when it came up on the screen.
He got booked against us aomkiat have 2 yellows as a minimum?

 

[St Andrews Bear]

Conor Hazard also now appears to be shite. Exactly as reported on here.

His attempt to catch that cross at hibs goal was comical

 

[Soldier1981]

His attempt to catch that cross at hibs goal was comical

Add his attempt to come for the cross In the Hearts game too, a big lanky streak of piss.

Hearts game was hilarious, comes for the cross and forgets to use his arms.

 

[Artful Dodger]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1218247402295123968

Makes Duffy look like Beckenbauer, that clip always makes me laugh.

That’s like me playing fifa against the wean.Run about in circles clueless she just takes the ball off me and rattles it in the net.

 

[Raffles]

That’s like me playing fifa against the wean.Run about in circles clueless she just takes the ball off me and rattles it in the net.

Ha! I know that feeling!

 

[Huckleberry]

Laxalt and frimpong have had a fall out ,only one got to join the kiddie club in Dubai.
No happy and a shark burst Laxalts water wings.

 

[Family bam]

That mob and their Muppet pals in the Scottish press have been the same for years especially with younger players coming through.

Who can forget Stevie "Baggio" Fulton, Simon "the new Dalglish "Donnelly, Colin "the new Keane" Healy etc, etc.

Still hilarious to this day.

 

[Huckleberry]

They certainly know how to talk them up, turd polishing champions.

 

[Kingsparkger]

They doubled down on their support of him early doors due to the rinsing he got on social media after his first press conference. All the while it turns out he actually is very average.

 

[AdiCR2]

Soro is their Sean Goss / Emerson Hyndman.

100%.