Lukaku's bed

[mdingwall]

 

[TheSpark]

Very tasteful...

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Rampant.

 

[Coza]

I’m not going to lie. I love the idea of a mega bed like that

 

[der_hammer10]

Oh my lord, I could have so much fun on that bed.

I could go through the whole night without seeing my wife.

 

[Rangerscoverboy]

All that space and he still picks a side.

 

[PMB1872]

All that space and he still picks a side.

Probably because his schlong goes right to the far diagonal corner.


Joke, to be clear in case the PC mob are in.

 

[Hank]

Just like Warwick Davis in a superking sized bed.

 

[buffalosoldier]

Tbf I've always said if I ever became s multimillionaire my first purchase would be a bed that exists in two different postcodes

 

[SSR]

I'd imagine he likes a long lie

 

[LarkfiedLoyalNS]

Mad shagger.

 

[Masterblue]

Article says hes Banged in 18 goals!
Bet he has.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Fucking birds would still invade your space and having you nearly falling out the thing

 

[KensingtonBlue]

Good wee player.

 

[CRAIG1873]

Just like Warwick Davis in a superking sized bed.

Dwarfist

 

[Its-Sebo]

No chance he’s fitting those sheets and bed covers in a washing machine. It must be reaking of shïte.

 

[devilman]

That's a fair sized bed. Would be great.

 

[rangersno.1]

Fucking birds would still invade your space and having you nearly falling out the thing

My other half is absolutely dire for this wake up most nights to find myself clinging on for dear life whilst she’s taking up the other 3/4 of the bed.

cow

 

[Livi_The_Bear]

Announce him!!

 

[Scarface]

No chance he’s fitting those sheets and bed covers in a washing machine. It must be reaking of shïte.

Washed in his swimming pool. Guy with a bigger cock doing the stirring.
Then hanging up on his pole.

 

[strathavenbear]

%^*& changing that duvet cover.

 

[Vallance]

Having a bed that huge does come with a downside.... as it seems he can't afford the heating on !

 

[Bob Belcher]

I’m not going to lie. I love the idea of a mega bed like that

A flat I rented a few years ago had a king size bed and I still think about it a lot. This is the dream though.

 

[Coza]

A flat I rented a few years ago had a king size bed and I still think about it a lot. This is the dream though.

I have king size and it’s good but stayed at the sister in laws over Xmas and they have a super king size - this difference was very noticeable.

 

[Davidw72]

He’s got more chance of scoring in the middle

 

[Russ H]

Thats a shaggers bed

 

[Rickymck]

Probably because his schlong goes right to the far diagonal corner.


Joke, to be clear in case the PC mob are in.

I don't think it's racial stereotyping if it's true

 

[HelloMyNameIsMrBurns]

Don’t see the fascination with a big bed. Like to be able to reach my bedside cabinet.

 

[Rickymck]

A flat I rented a few years ago had a king size bed and I still think about it a lot. This is the dream though.

Double bed the wife took up 3/4 of it, got a King size and she still takes up 3/4 but this time she can stretch out her arms to fill the extra space I thought I was getting! She would find some way even in that bed to push me to the edge!

 

[WATP_74]

You'd need a GPS to find your hot water bottle and a nuclear reactor to power the heated blanket.

 

[coplandrearl36]

Wife at one side, mistress on the other and they would never meet.

 

[ChristchurchBear]

That would be amazing

 

[Ubik]

imagine how long a fart would linger under that duvet

 

[VGM]

No chance he’s fitting those sheets and bed covers in a washing machine. It must be reaking of shïte.

He’s a multi millionaire. He will probably throw them away after a week and replace them.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

Reminds me of Shaquille O'Neills scratcher in Cribs.

 

[Rio Loyal]

A flat I rented a few years ago had a king size bed and I still think about it a lot. This is the dream though.

Superking is the only way to go if you can fit it in of course as it’s 6 foot wide .

 

[Maturebear63]

Super King Loyal.

Best investment ever. The mattress alone was £860 when I bought it in 2008.

 

[TonySoprano]

Such a waste of a bed bet he will be inviting some pals over to get some use out of it

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Super King Loyal.

Best investment ever. The mattress alone was £860 when I bought it in 2008.

You better get that mattress updated for the upcoming party, na patch that.

Gazebo in the garden will do come May.

 

[Hussar]

I’m not going to lie. I love the idea of a mega bed like that

Same here

 

[Maturebear63]

You better get that mattress updated for the upcoming party, na patch that.

Gazebo in the garden will do come May.

Prestwick Bear tut tut....

I am already on the ball in that respect. I have had the drawings done for the 3.6 x 3 x 2.5 Summer/party house. It will be ready for May's celebration.
Along with leccky power for the surround sound 200 watt tunes, fire-pit for food, the cooler for the beers and of course the buntin.

It will be especially sweet, as I have recently found out there is a few of the Groin-brigade along my street.
WATP.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Prestwick Bear tut tut....

I am already on the ball in that respect. I have had the drawings done for the 3.6 x 3 x 2.5 Summer/party house. It will be ready for May's celebration.
Along with leccky power for the surround sound 200 watt tunes, fire-pit for food, the cooler for the beers and of course the buntin.

It will be especially sweet, as I have recently found out there is a few of the Groin-brigade along my street.
WATP.

Brilliant mate. Troon Beach.

 

[Maturebear63]

Brilliant mate. Troon Beach.

Is that before or after George Sq?

 

[blairbear]

Who wears a hoodie in bed?

 

[Kangabloodyroo]

Cheap prick. Its 2 Ikea beds put together.

 

[jsmgers83]

He must have some parties in that bed.

 

[FortWilliamLoyal]

F*ck having to change that bed...

 

[Hexham Blue]

Such a footballer thing to buy, You think you wouldn’t get one, ye probably would though.

 

[AirdrieBear]

I see he didn't have a big enough ironing board before he put the sheets on. Tramp

 

[grailpr]

Wonder if the Man City squad have messaged him to find out where he bought it.