Managers talking gibberish

[Dr. Strangelove]

McCoist saying you can't just expect to beat a team whose manager couldn't get the day off.

 

[Walt Longmire]

Ebbe Skovdahl, one time Sheep manager, came out with the classic, "Statistics are like mini-skirts. They give you good ideas but hide the important things."

(Actually that's not gibberish. Makes perfect sense.)