He won't come here if he has to pump that fuckin potato lana wolf£3m a year basic pay
£5m bonus for winning the league
£7m bonus for winning the europa league
£10m bonus for winning the champions league next year
Membership to St Andrews golf course
Lana Wolf on call for a ride any time day or night
And a promise of a statue with even bigger balls than the river plate one and the deals in the bag.