Calico Jack
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Jeezo some amount of women on here, bloody gloves to put petrol in the car unreal.
Everyone who has said they use them, have also said they fill diesel.
No mention of petrol
Jeezo some amount of women on here, bloody gloves to put petrol in the car unreal.
Apparently there's quite a few FF arse bandits use them.I’m sorry for the bad language but nae lady's front bottom wears those gloves to dispense fuel
Partridge would f.ucking love the Ladybank one! Alan would be a regular.I'll usually take a couple of the staunch blue paper towels to hold the pump with.
There's a garage on the way out of Dundee heading up to Aberdeen I just completely avoid as their pumps are a disgrace. Just absolutely covered in diesel and very rarely stocked with gloves or paper towels.
If you want a luxury petrol station experience, the newly refurbished BP in Ladybank is simply exquisite. The pumps are absolutely immaculate, you almost feel like putting on a glove so that you don't get them dirty.
Once inside the range of food and drink is absolutely marvelous. It's the sort of place someone like Jim Goodwin would give a plastic gloved thumbs up to.
Or it's already all over the pump trigger as it usually is no doubt from wummin dispensing. Either way its nasty shit!Only if you dispense it like a fucking wummin.
Wipe it on your pinny before use.Or it's already all over the pump trigger as it usually is no doubt from wummin dispensing. Either way its nasty shit!
Partridge would f.ucking love the Ladybank one! Alan would be a regular.
Does it do apple pies that are hotter than the sun??He would indeed although he might be a bit miffed that if doesn't have a Wild Bean Cafe which he describes in his book as "quite literally SHIT HOT"
Indeed he is met him in a boozer in cumbernauld fucking oozing out mentally challenged chuntHe's a mentally challenged cunt.
The Rangers support is f.ucked!!Gloves? Wet wipes? Hand sanitiser? You homo’s would make Niles Crane blush!
Noticed when I changed from petrol to a diesel car the diesel pump and handle was always really greasy.
Wore the gloves a few times but felt like a complete dick
Less than two hours ago. ASDA petrol station, Robroyston.
Said to Accie Junior as we pulled up “that’s the St Mirren manager”. The lad’s easily impressed, so he was straight out the car saying hello and asking him questions. Jim took it in good humour, to be fair. When my lad said he trained with Clyde, Jim said so did his son.
But here’s the weird thing. He was wearing one of those disposable see-through plastic gloves to dispense his fuel. Who does that? I suppose the kind of guy who keeps his beard as neat as he does...
Next it'll be "aye, I use a glove when I'm using the TV remote. You don't know where that's been"Going by the results so far, can I ask how many of the "glove brigade" use marigolds when they're doing the dishes, or whenever else takes their fancy?
They're for the watching mateI’ve never heard of filling up a car with gloves in my life!
Didn’t even know it was a thing.
Since I moved back to Glasgow I haven’t bothered buying a car so not sure if this is a recent developmentThey're for the watching mate
Keep a packet of disposable gloves in the door pocket in case there are none. A worthwhile investment of a £1
This post was brought to you in the style of Alan PartridgeI'll usually take a couple of the staunch blue paper towels to hold the pump with.
There's a garage on the way out of Dundee heading up to Aberdeen I just completely avoid as their pumps are a disgrace. Just absolutely covered in diesel and very rarely stocked with gloves or paper towels.
If you want a luxury petrol station experience, the newly refurbished BP in Ladybank is simply exquisite. The pumps are absolutely immaculate, you almost feel like putting on a glove so that you don't get them dirty.
Once inside the range of food and drink is absolutely marvelous. It's the sort of place someone like Jim Goodwin would give a plastic gloved thumbs up to.
Diesel would kill germs off surelyI read somewhere their are more germs on the handles of your average fuel pump than their is most toilets. So yip I’m with Jim I use the gloves. Think about the number of folk who are handling these things on a daily basis the germs on it must be horrendous.
Whits that smell from the pump? "The sulphur mannnnnnnnn"i thought this thread was about the lead singer of Doves
Less than two hours ago. ASDA petrol station, Robroyston.
Said to Accie Junior as we pulled up “that’s the St Mirren manager”. The lad’s easily impressed, so he was straight out the car saying hello and asking him questions. Jim took it in good humour, to be fair. When my lad said he trained with Clyde, Jim said so did his son.
But here’s the weird thing. He was wearing one of those disposable see-through plastic gloves to dispense his fuel. Who does that? I suppose the kind of guy who keeps his beard as neat as he does...
Maybe he was just back from dogging?
I do and no I don't have a beard - just hate the smell of diesel on my hands and steering wheel
Having some knowledge, I wouldn't be letting petrol/diesel touch my skin if it could be helped. Very nasty stuff that can be ingested by the body through the skin, best case you get dermatitis.
I'm in the glove club.
We are the loyal the pedantic loyal.......Everyone who has said they use them, have also said they fill diesel.
No mention of petrol
This!That’s all well and good but how the fu.ck are folk managing to spray diesel on themselves in the first place.
I’ve had a diesel nearly ten years and haven’t spilt one drop on myself. Lift the nozzle, put in wee hole, fill up, shake off, gently lift out and put back in holder. No problem.
It’s your wives I really feel sorry for.
Jeezo some amount of women on here, bloody gloves to put petrol in the car unreal.
Is he smearing shite all over the walls ??Lad on our RSC bus has a pair of gloves for when going to the bus lavvy ...........
Sadly some eejits seem to use the hose inappropriately.I’ve had a diesel car for 19 years and not got diesel on my hands yet. Can’t imagine what your toilet seat and floors look like if you can’t handle a wee hose.