Micky Mellon set for Dundee United.

[The Underfaker]

This is pretty twisted

 

[Oduwa]

I wonder if he has ever eaten a melon haha

Industrial strength lolz at this hilarious post.

 

[BillySimpson]

That household name Mickey Mellon??

 

[umop_3plsdn]

Never heard of him but now from reading this thread I now know he’s a Tim, definitely from Paisley, Pollok, Govan, Darnley and Coatbridge.

 

[Weesam]

Never heard of him but now from reading this thread I now know he’s a Tim, definitely from Paisley, Pollok, Govan, Darnley and Coatbridge.

Sorta like a roaming Catholic

 

[jprfc]

Micky Mellon and his back room staff including Pat Pomegranate and Sam Sorbet.

And reading the half time draw...Jason Orange

 

[allygaitken]

Various sources on Twitter.

Who knew he was Scottish?

He used to stay in South Nitshill!

 

[Surreychap]

Sorta like a roaming Catholic

Absolute brilliant post Sir

 

[Deek]

Genuinely, who?

 

[Oduwa]

He used to stay in South Nitshill!

Dundee’s his life now, Dave.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Sounds like a character from a shite Guy Ritchie film.

 

[TN8]

What's a Mickey Mellon?

 

[J Spaceman]

I'll hazard a guess this chancer is the el cheapo option?

Imagine not being able to afford even Tommy Wright as your next manager.

 

[55degreesnorth]

Tangerines grab a Mellon. You read it here first.

 

[weebaggy]

What's a Mickey Mellon?

An Applepine?

 

[Bear all]

Your twistin my melons man.

 

[55degreesnorth]

Never heard of him but now from reading this thread I now know he’s a Tim, definitely from Paisley, Pollok, Govan, Darnley and Coatbridge.

He's well travelled.

 

[umop_3plsdn]

Sorta like a roaming Catholic

Very good

 

[mdingwall]

Horrible bastard goes to horrible bastards.

 

[Davie Weir]

I wonder if he has ever eaten a melon haha

You ever thought of doing standup comedy mate

 

[HamiltonBear]

Micky Most's son was in the 80s band Johnny Hates Jazz.

Mickey Melon's son was in the band Mickey hates Sevco

 

[HamiltonBear]

Never heard of him but now from reading this thread I now know he’s a Tim, definitely from Paisley, Pollok, Govan, Darnley and Coatbridge.

That's where the possible Faithers live

 

[HamiltonBear]

And reading the half time draw...Jason Orange

Very unlikely

 

[Arkyblue]

Never heard of him

 

[Salsabear]

Sorta like a roaming Catholic

Cap doffed.

 

[Kathmandu]

Never change FF

And they are both wrong lol, he is actually from Elderslie

 

[Mexi]

Never heard of him but now from reading this thread I now know he’s a Tim, definitely from Paisley, Pollok, Govan, Darnley and Coatbridge.

Maybe he lived in a caravan

 

[Northampton Lodger]

Never heard of him , and after reading the thread can’t even be bothered googling him.

 

[stonewall Jackson]

He'll disappear back to where he came from in about 6 months.

 

[Cathcart Bear]

And they are both wrong lol, he is actually from Elderslie

He was interviewed by Alan Brazil on Talk sport one morning and he mentioned growing up in Pollock

 

[BSPECIAL]

It's a big step down. Must be a mentally challenged with no real ambition going to a club that are going to drop back down a league next season. Anyway I wish him and his team nothing but the worse.
Tangerines and Mellon have a fan base that's smelling.

 

[BSPECIAL]

He was interviewed by Alan Brazil on Talk sport one morning and he mentioned growing up in Pollock

Was it not throwing up in pollok

 

[top_cat]

Who the f.uck is Micky Mellon?! Hope he's useless.

 

[Biniaro11]

Various sources on Twitter.

Who knew he was Scottish?

Can honestly say I’ve never heard of him.
Wanted McLaren to get it lol.

 

[Oduwa]

Can honestly say I’ve never heard of him.
Wanted McLaren to get it lol.

McLaren decided to concentrate on F1.

 

[gersmad]

 

[Scoop]

Love the fact that racist Malky couldn’t even get job wi scumdee Utd

 

[Kilwinning GMan]

He is definitely a bitter one of them. I think also he has cousins that were brought up in Linwood.
Could be wrong in this but for some reason I think he was originally from Pollok/Darnley.

Played against him many a time - he played for Pollok Utd when he was a lad

 

[Blueranger45]

sheep and Dundee Hibs bending over for their timmy masters next season then

 

[stonewall Jackson]

Love the fact that racist Malky couldn’t even get job wi scumdee Utd

I think its fast dawning on Mackay that he has permanently blotted his copy book and very very few clubs will now touch him with or without a barge pole. A mentally challenged clown of a man who's obvious interest in this job may even have put his current SFA position in jeopardy.

 

[Deleted Account]

I hope he's a roaring failure

 

[temperance]

I hope he's a roaring failure

He will be, he done a decent job with Fleetwood, but nothing since then, he’s shoite.

 

[Papa Bear]

Can't wait to see the Arab supporters comments on Mellon.

They were dreading McLaren. He'd be a damn sight better than Mellon.

Mellon was an aggressive player in his day so.we know how his side will gear up against us.

Hold on. Dundee Tesco fans were dreading McLaren? A guy who has two decades of managerial experience including winning the Eridivisie, winning cups with Middlesbrough and taking them to a UEFA cup final, a guy who Alex Ferguson credits as one of the best coaches he's ever worked with- Dundee Utd didn't want him? Who the %^*& do they think they are? They're a bawhair from being a part time fucking team

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Sorta like a roaming Catholic

 

[LoneRanger]

 

[Johansen]

coatbridge mentally challenged im sure,just saw tranmere go down

From Paisley

 

[Biniaro11]

McLaren decided to concentrate on F1.

Excellent

 

[Stockport bear]

He's got a pretty good record as a manager to be fair

 

[thenodster]

I think its fast dawning on Mackay that he has permanently blotted his copy book and very very few clubs will now touch him with or without a barge pole. A mentally challenged clown of a man who's obvious interest in this job may even have put his current SFA position in jeopardy.

He was ready to take a 6 figure £ pay cut to go to Dundee scum. Alleged by bbcsportsound.

If true, must be some wage at the sfa. For doing sfa.

 

[strider]

He will be, he done a decent job with Fleetwood, but nothing since then, he’s shoite.

Back to back promotions with Tranmere wasn't such a bad achievement. Relegated this season sitting 3 points off safety with around 12 games to go. They might have went down, but it was certainly a harsh one.

Hopefully he's poor, of course.