Nathan Patterson stopped and searched by Police Scotland as he left Ibrox yesterday after Celtic complain of theft.

[bilkobear]

Sure enough, when they turned out his pockets they found two of Celtic's international left-backs.

 

[BlueBritain]

Oft.

 

[Davieblue1977]

Brilliant

 

[AppleBear]

I was actually raging there.

 

[der_hammer10]

 

[Tommyhlrsc]

Sure enough, when they turned out his pockets they found two of Celtic's international left-backs.

Kent must have slipped the net with Broonaldo in his...

 

[Dambusters]

The thing is it's actually believable that celtic would grass

 

[Remo-town]

Sure enough, when they turned out his pockets they found two of Celtic's international left-backs.

Well done sir. Many raging posters have been stopped in their tracks.

 

[rupertdabear]

Kent must have slipped the net with Broonaldo in his...

na ,lego left on his own at that kent turn .spotted in asda car park

 

[NI BEAR]

Opened this thread fuming haha

 

[jweebear]

They came out his pockets blinking, saying they were being held hostage. Patterson admitted to kidnapping them for 90 minutes as he didn't want to shame them in front of the world, verbal warning and told to mind his future behaviour.

 

[sg9375]

Ha Ha brilliant.

 

[cm72]

Kent must have slipped the net with Broonaldo in his...

Love how Brown has been made a complete arse off over past couple seasons.
We've destroyed Lennon,brown and rug heed. This season will never be repeated by the way everything has turned out.

 

[AllyRFC]

Well played, mate. Well played

 

[KGer29]

Literally said “%^*& OFF???” Before opening the thread and actually reading it lol

 

[bilkobear]

They came out his pockets blinking, saying they were being held hostage. Patterson admitted to kidnapping them for 90 minutes as he didn't want to shame them in front of the world, verbal warning and told to mind his future behaviour.

No that isn't what happened.
Instead, Madden on hearing rushed into the Rangers dressing room and gave Alfie a red card.

 

[The_Irrepressibles]

A police spokesman confirmed that a man and a hysterical little girl were released unharmed.

 

[tazzabear]

Sure enough, when they turned out his pockets they found two of Celtic's international left-backs.

Well done.
I was for biting there.

 

[Brant Hurley]

So, a fair kop then.

 

[Recoba]

I like this.

 

[DocStone]

Sure enough, when they turned out his pockets they found two of Celtic's international left-backs.

Ya lady's front bottom ye! A baw hair from a ban, but that was good

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Rather tickled my amusement chords on a lovely lazy Monday evening...cheers Op .

 

[blue diesel]

Surely the scum no wanting them back. :shh:

 

[Allybear]

Sure enough, when they turned out his pockets they found two of Celtic's international left-backs.

See you, im thinking wit the

 

[LaudrupTheGreat]

%^*& sake lol

 

[Arminius]

na ,lego left on his own at that kent turn .spotted in asda car park

The prick would have had to buy a ticket to get back in.

 

[Roger Daltrey]

someone with techy skills should post the gif of souness doing the " in the pocket" gesture at parkhead and superimpose pattersons coupon

 

[John MacKenzie]

Saw headline and thought "oh no what the hell!" and then had a bloody good laugh,well done.

 

[amabluestar]

The prick would have had to buy a ticket to get back in.

Na, he just went into Asda and got a bag of cans and a Pizza.

 

[Tugay1872]

I was actually raging there.

Lol, same. For a split second I was , wtf?

 

[QueensferryCR3Bear]

Clickbait topic but worth the click 55/10 would recommend

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

I mentioned to my old man, while watching the game, if you believe the Scottish media, when Patterson dropped his shoulder and went between Laxalt and McGregor, that was a 19 year-old making about 50m worth of opponents look like a couple of diddies.

 

[Carlton The Bear]

 

[BrotherMoses]

Ya bastard, you'll have gotten hundreds of us here

 

[tangledupinblue]

Nice one bilkobear.

This will be the reaction of all the lurkers who just built their twisted hopes up there.

 

[Gibbonbear]

Kent must have slipped the net with Broonaldo in his...

Kent's play at the first goal when he left Brown for dead was a thing of beauty.

 

[Calvinist]

Kent must have slipped the net with Broonaldo in his...

No , the Ibrox groundsmen were unscrewing him out of the turf

 

[barcode]

That was very good. You had me and I had a genuine WTF moment as I was opening this.

 

[Gers1]

Haha brilliant, classic.

 

[Kentbear]

na ,lego left on his own at that kent turn .spotted in asda car park

He bumped into Duffy who was looking to the sky for some reason.

 

[Burton blue]

na ,lego left on his own at that kent turn .spotted in asda car park

Taxi to Aberdeen

 

[Vallance]

Opened thread, beelin', left thread laughing.

 

[Noddy]

Na, he just went into Asda and got a bag of cans and a Pizza.

And Brendan Rodgers?

 

[tottie beck]

 

[exeterbear]

na ,lego left on his own at that kent turn .spotted in asda car park

It must have been Kent's turn to take the piss out of him, Kamara made him look stupid in the lead up to was it Arfield or Defoe's goal last year?

 

[rupertdabear]

Taxi to Aberdeen

a thing off beauty mate. never seen a pro footballer going for so long a walk in the scottish game . i don't think he had even turned round by the time kent was taken out but too late timmy ,nea luck. damage done and aribo was on his way lego had a go at bettering it in europe though a few times did he not ,seem to recall one with messi . a wee reminder clip would be nice .
or even a compilation of his "best " bits

 

[Dumfriesbear]

A police spokesman confirmed that a man and a hysterical little girl were released unharmed.

Derry Duffer also said he was pleased to get his little girl back as he was due to bead her hair again.

 

[UncleG]

Literally said “%^*& OFF???” Before opening the thread and actually reading it lol

Haha nah I knew where this was going immediately

 

[Papasmurf]

His pockets must be as big as his balls.

some performances that lad has turned in since coming into the team

 

[Thommo2006]

What a load of nonsense.

Who would bother reporting laxalt and Taylor as stolen haha