Need to get a song going in honour of Antonio Čolak

[ThorntonMM]

Yet another vital goal for Rangers last night.
Yet I don't even think there's been any suggestion of a song for him. Even using his name in the same chant we have for Alfredo Morelos would be something.

Let's get it sorted.

 

[Sonsofwilliam1989]

Right now someone is writing down some lyrics

 

[JeffreySpauIding]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

 

[GovanDerry]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

Tremendous man

 

[wee_bear]

What I really like about Colak is his chance conversion. It has to be up there stats wise, hardly gets a sniff the whole game but does the business when it matters.

Edit: not lyrics but my opinion on the man!

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Whatever he tries, whenever he shoots, he scores a goal
Antonio Čolak
Antonio, Antonio, Antonio Čolak

Take That - Back for Good.

Be gentle, only 10 secs thought put in and 5 hours sleep.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

A goal for Colak,a goal for Colak,a goal for Colak,you know he'll be back.

To the tune of Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison.

Right i'm off to work,thank me later.

 

[Don Pirlo]

Could always adopt the Antonio Conte song that Chelsea used to sing for him. Simple but effective.

 

[Gremlins]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

We have a winner right here- amazing mate!!

 

[Al Needham Loyal]

A goal for Colak,a goal for Colak,a goal for Colak,you know he'll be back.

To the tune of Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison.

Right i'm off to work,thank me later.

The best of it is, I heard this in David Mitchell's voice which made it amazing.

 

[Al Needham Loyal]

Obvious tune to use would be Get Back.

Čolak was a guy who people thought was awful, then he started scoring goals.
Shouldn't write off players after only one game, cause you'll look like f*cking fools.

Čolak​

Čolak​

Čolak the Rangers number 9.​

 

[jweebear]

One for the older Bears.

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world big Colak
And keep him company
He's the real thing.

 

[interbear]

Could always adopt the Antonio Conte song that Chelsea used to sing for him. Simple but effective.

The simple songs are usually the best…..I’d vote for this.

 

[PT98]

Tony Colak Tony Colak
Oh way oh way oh way

To the super ally tune

 

[Hateley's Barnet]

Can't we just adopt the "Antonio Antonio" song that Chelsea/Spurs fans sung for Conte? Although some of our fans may struggle to remember the words

 

[Salamanca]

He seems to score every chance he gets, unreal finisher.
Also works his arse off pressing the goalkeepers/defenders. Fair play to him

Not Lyrics*

 

[Hoogsy66]

Just change the Morelos seven nation army tune. Morelos has two songs anyway.:shh:

 

[ClubDeckBear]

Hold me closer tony colak

 

[1690]

He seems to score every chance he gets, unreal finisher.
Also works his arse off pressing the goalkeepers/defenders. Fair play to him

I thought for a second these were suggested song lyrics and was like “it’s a yes from me.”

 

[Salamanca]

I thought for a second these were suggested song lyrics and was like “it’s a yes from me.”

hahah oops should maybe edit post

 

[JW1988]

No ABBA no party!

 

[pelem]

Whatever he tries, whenever he shoots, he scores a goal
Antonio Čolak
Antonio, Antonio, Antonio Čolak

Take That - Back for Good.

Be gentle, only 10 secs thought put in and 5 hours sleep.

A fuukin take that tune, u fuukin the ful shilling.?

 

[Pyro]

could bring out the old Kris Boyd tune..........

scoring scoring scoring
he's always always scoring
colak
he's adding to his tally
he's chasing super ally
colak is the Rangers number 9

 

[Alfie shhh!]

Could always adopt the Antonio Conte song that Chelsea used to sing for him. Simple but effective.

This will beat anything else and would sound great. Keep it simple.

 

[Bearskin]

Thread 'One touch, ball in the net' https://www.followfollow.com/forum/threads/one-touch-ball-in-the-net.216657/

 

[JW1988]

No ABBA no party!

Toni Colak, scores a goal again
My, my, how can we resist you
Toni Colak, scores a goal again
My, my, just how much we love you

Mamma Mia indeed!

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

Could always adopt the Antonio Conte song that Chelsea used to sing for him. Simple but effective.

That'll do for me

 

[GimmeShelter]

Could always adopt the Antonio Conte song that Chelsea used to sing for him. Simple but effective.

That’s the one

 

[RedWhiteBlue]

 

[Bouncebackability]

“If you like a lot of Colak on your biscuit join our club”

That’s the clean version.

 

[Gaz030191]

No ABBA no party!

Rangers number 9
He scores every time
Pass the ball his way
Takes his chance all day
He's our super striker
Always in attack
He's one of us
He's Antonio Colak!


Very much a work in progress but you're welcome

 

[RossS1872]

Tony Colak, he came from Greece,
A waste of spacethey said, give us peace
1.8 million, down the drain,
As Tony Colak scores again.

To the Martial song.

 

[FhillBear]

Yet another vital goal for Rangers last night.
Yet I don't even think there's been any suggestion of a song for him. Even using his name in the same chant we have for Alfredo Morelos would be something.

Let's get it sorted.

Good idea, because song suggestions on FF always take off.

 

[FhillBear]

“If you like a lot of Colak on your biscuit join our club”

That’s the clean version.

Sounds like something they'd sing at Eton before gathering for a game of soggy fuckin biscuit.

 

[SecondBestIsNothing]

I like a simple chant & simply going Colak to the old Albertz chant would do well

 

[SuperGers07]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555528822304509952

 

[Cromwell]

For all the knee jerk reactionary bawbags who had him written off after 2 games:

He’s not very good, he’s not very good,

Antonio Colak, Antonio Colak

He’s not very good

Coz he’s fucking great, Coz he’s fucking great

Antonio Colak, Antonio Colak

Coz he’s fucking great

Get it up the clueless bawbags, get it up the clueless bawbags

Antonio Colak Antonio Colak

Gets it right fucking up the clueless bawbags

Repeat ad finitum

Shite song I know, but I made my point.

 

[Markky]

Could add some Queen to the song book

Ohh Colak is going to Score tonight
ohh in that beautiful blue shirt sight
ohh he lets it all hang out
Antonio Colak makes the football world go round.

 

[Unclerico27]

Colak (oh oh oh oh)
Colak (oh oh oh oh oh)
Antonio’s his name
He scores in every game
Colak etc etc

 

[Unclerico27]

Could add some Queen to the song book

Ohh Colak is going to Score tonight
ohh in that beautiful blue shirt sight
ohh he lets it all hang out
Antonio Colak makes the football world go round.

Restraining order might be needed here!

 

[johnto]

Colak (oh oh oh oh)
Colak (oh oh oh oh oh)
Antonio’s his name
He scores in every game
Colak etc etc

Antonio (oh oh oh)
Antonio (oh oh oh)

He came from %^*& knows where,
To play for the teddy bears

Antonio (oh oh oh)

 

[Bannerman]

Could always adopt the Antonio Conte song that Chelsea used to sing for him. Simple but effective.

Isn’t that the ‘Super Rangers, Ole’ tune that we use already?

 

[TerryArcade]

To the chorus of Go West by the Pet Shop Boys

ČO-LAK
Leads the forward line
ČO-LAK
Rangers number nine
ČO-LAK
Plays in Royal blue
ČO-LAK
Rangers through and through

 

[Bri RTID]

you's are sad lol

 

[Clarence]

There's a few potential Ivor Novello Award winners in this thread.

 

[Drop the Shoulder]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

Malik, Ryan Jack, Glen Kamara and Colak.

 

[Unclerico27]

There's a few potential Ivor Novello Award winners in this thread.

I’m assuming that’s me you’re referring to?

 

[gersandproud]

To the tune of Frere Jaques

Tony Colak - Tony Colak
In the blue - in the blue
He's gonnae score a hat trick
He's gonnae score a hat trick
And sicken you
And sicken you

This is stolen from my daughter when she was 7 years old & she 'composed' it for Dado Prso
I've just made an updated version - because it fits

& yes I will get ma coat

 

[Unclerico27]

you's are sad lol

I’m assuming that’s not me you’re referring to?

 

[HamiltonBear]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

Actually burst out laughing in front of about 10 people there. Well played JS .