Need to get a song going in honour of Antonio Čolak

[Clarence]

I’m assuming that’s me your referring to?

Not specifically.

 

[GovanFront4]

Colak!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
Colak!

 

[Est1872]

Antonio Colak, boy
Antonio Colak
He brings us so much joy
He's Antonio Colak, boy

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do dooo
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do dooooooooo

 

[the_baron]

He is Croatian Tony,
Nobody I'd rather be,
He is the one and only,
You can't take him away from me.

 

[BigBassey88]

Hateley said he was shite but he's actually alright, walking in Colak Wonderland

 

[MiseryHatesCompany]

He is Croatian Tony,
Nobody I'd rather be,
He is the one and only,
You can't take him away from me.

Always thought that was ideal for Paulo Vanoli.

 

[Clarence]

Short and sharp, perfect for after scoring a goal. Great integration of hand clapping.

Oh Colak, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Colak!, hey Colak!
Oh Colak, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Colak!, hey Colak!

 

[cooperman]

surely one of the smart arses on here can use the kinks' Lola to come up with something

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I still want a good song with Yellow by Coldplay as the basis.

 

[Unclerico27]

I still want a good song with Yellow by Coldplay as the basis.

Look at our 9
He plays in royal blue
He always scores for you
And he is called Colak

Sorted!

 

[Corrado_Soprano]

surely one of the smart arses on here can use the kinks' Lola to come up with something

He’s from Croatia, he’s number 9
Hits the back of the net all the fucking time
He’s Colak, Antonio Colak

 

[cooperman]

He’s from Croatia, he’s number 9
Hits the back of the net all the fucking time
He’s Colak, Antonio Colak

oh, I like that, easy to remember, spread the word pal

 

[Jamiegatami]

Nananananannanananan Colak
Nanananananananananana Colak

Colak
Colak
Colak

To the old Batman TV theme

 

[ThorntonMM]

He’s from Croatia, he’s number 9
Hits the back of the net all the fucking time
He’s Colak, Antonio Colak

Gets my vote

 

[the_baron]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1559847316043038721

 

[Sebo1872]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

I can just picture the old Rangers da's when this is blasting out over the tannoy.

 

[Pirlo]

look at the fans, look how they sing for you, and everything you do. Cause you are called Colak

 

[mustn’t grumble]

Could always adopt the Antonio Conte song that Chelsea used to sing for him. Simple but effective.

This would actually be alright tbh

 

[robo2]

If you want to get points, you've gotta get him the ball, colak
If you want to get goals, at Ibrox football ground, colak
he dont miss, he dont miss, he dont miss
Colak

to the tune of cocaine by eric clapton

 

[Wordy_Rappinghood]

Straight outta PAOK!
Crazy muthufucka called Colak
Got the looks to makes bitches go slack
When he's called in, he gets scorin
Put the ball in he gets Ibrox roarin
Off his boot that's how it goes in
Against punk muthafuckers who be fronting





Yeah.

 

[McE91]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

the winner

 

[Brother Crockett]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

There's always chatter on here about if the players look in. Hopefully either the big man or some of the other players see that one. Can you imagine what training would be like the next day?

He should be grateful McCoist or Durrant weren't still there.

 

[gersandproud]

If you want to get points, you've gotta get him the ball, colak
If you want to get goals, at Ibrox football ground, colak
he dont miss, he dont miss, he dont miss
Colak

to the tune of cocaine by eric clapton

J J Cale

 

[robo2]

J J Cale

i was too lazy to look up the original, was 90% sure it was jj cale

 

[WDYGH]

Whatever he tries, whenever he shoots, he scores a goal
Antonio Čolak
Antonio, Antonio, Antonio Čolak

Take That - Back for Good.

Be gentle, only 10 secs thought put in and 5 hours sleep.

You sing and we’ll join in.

 

[Bigbluebeard]

Nananananannanananan Colak
Nanananananananananana Colak

Colak
Colak
Colak

To the old Batman TV theme

Leeeeeaddderrr

 

[Martyboy70]

Antoni-oni-o, Antoni-oni-o,
He gets the ball, he scores a goal.
Antoni-oni-o.

To the tune of the old Mols tune obviously.

 

[Al Needham Loyal]

Straight outta PAOK!
Crazy muthufucka called Colak
Got the looks to makes bitches go slack
When he's called in, he gets scorin
Put the ball in he gets Ibrox roarin
Off his boot that's how it goes in
Against punk muthafuckers who be fronting





Yeah.

Username checks out.

 

[Clarence]

Nah nah nah (Colak)
Nah nah nah (Colak)
Nah nah nah (Colak)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Colak)
Nah nah nah (Colak)
Nah nah nah (Colak)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Colak)
Nah nah nah (Colak)
And we all like Antonioooooo!

 

[Sir Know it All]

For all the songs on this thread, the worst part of it all is "Tony"

 

[Kent17]

Its got to be what the spurs fans sing for conte .

 

[Sasa-]

Our turn to nick back one of Hearts songs?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1560317050173771782

 

[son of le guen]

The classic Antonio song people sing for Antonio Conte will do nicely

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

I can just picture the old Rangers da's when this is blasting out over the tannoy.

They’ll be too busy ragin about xG or something

 

[GVB2022]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

Belter

 

[fjm86]

Yet another vital goal for Rangers last night.
Yet I don't even think there's been any suggestion of a song for him. Even using his name in the same chant we have for Alfredo Morelos would be something.

Let's get it sorted.

Two songs

"Give it up" by kc and sunshine band , used to sing it to Whittiker "
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na Antonio Colak

Or

"Reach up" by perfecto allstarz , we used to sing it to Pedro Mendez and before that Darchrville

Duh duh duh duh Antonio Colak

 

[Cove_bearette]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

 

[Cove_bearette]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

.

To the chorus of Go West by the Pet Shop Boys

ČO-LAK
Leads the forward line
ČO-LAK
Rangers number nine
ČO-LAK
Plays in Royal blue
ČO-LAK
Rangers through and through

I like that

 

[RickHithouse]

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Colak.

Maybe change the other lyrics.

Best post I’ve seen on here.

 

[Super Cooper]

Just change raining to scoring

 

[bluestory]

Colak ba-aaby, Colak Baby

To The Love Shack - B52's

 

[Bearsuk]

Colak ba-aaby, Colak Baby

To The Love Shack - B52's

Might be onto something....


Ibrox is a little old place where
We all get together
Cho-lak , baby
Cho-lak , baby
Cho-lak , baby that's where it's at
Love shack, that's where it's at

Colak baby, Colak

 

[Jjbscotty]

Our turn to nick back one of Hearts songs?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1560317050173771782

That wee tune has been in my head all day since I seen that video

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Going by the homoerotic manlove he generates here, something to the tune of Tom Jones' Sex Bomb seems apt.

 

[jaws73]

Maybe some clever lyricist here can come up with something based upon the hook in 'Boom Shakalak' Apache Indian.

Boom! Colak-Colak! when he scores or some such.

Right, I am outta here.

 

[Forza_Napoli]

What about this to the tune of she's electric by oasis

He's Croatian
He's played in Greece and in Sweden
Now He's a ranger this season
Antonio Colak

 

[Dashboard Jesus]

Toni Colak, scores a goal again
My, my, how can we resist you
Toni Colak, scores a goal again
My, my, just how much we love you

Mamma Mia indeed!

Winner

 

[WBD]

could bring out the old Kris Boyd tune..........

scoring scoring scoring
he's always always scoring
colak
he's adding to his tally
he's chasing super ally
colak is the Rangers number 9

I wrote that never took off, no surprise there

Tune is rawhide btw

 

[SamEng]

Not got any lyrics but I'd love a song to the Beatles She Loves You.Especially the big woooooooooooooooo.Think it would be magnificent.

 

[TW14]

Four goals eh…

Setting the bar low for what is deserving of a song IMO.
Plenty more deserving players still to get one, Goldson, Jack, Arfield et al