Need to get a song going in honour of Antonio Čolak

I wrote that :D never took off, no surprise there :)

Tune is rawhide btw ;)
Got me thinking westerns.How about Night Riders in the Sky

Yippee aye ohhhhhhhhh
Yippee aye ayyyyyyyy
Antonio Colak
The Rangers number nine
 
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Not got any lyrics but I'd love a song to the Beatles She Loves You.Especially the big woooooooooooooooo.Think it would be magnificent.
When You think you've lost your touch
Or you’re havin’ a bad day
It's you we’re thinkin' of
And here’s what we got to say
We sing we love you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, We love you
And you know you should be glad

He’s Colak, yeah yeah yeah…
 
When You think you've lost your touch
Or you’re havin’ a bad day
It's you we’re thinkin' of
And here’s what we got to say
We sing we love you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, We love you
And you know you should be glad

He’s Colak, yeah yeah yeah…
Not bad at all.
 
Tony on his game will never be a loser as we know he score our goals
Tony left his home from somewhere in Croatia to join the Gers at our promised land
Colak Colak Colak is here to win along with Jim Sands
 
Totally ripping off the firminho song at liverpool ..

There’s something that the bears want you to know,
The best in the world his names Antonio,
Our number 9,
Give him the ball and he’ll score every time.

Si senor
Give the ball to Colak and he will score.
 
For all the knee jerk reactionary bawbags who had him written off after 2 games:

He’s not very good, he’s not very good,

Antonio Colak, Antonio Colak

He’s not very good

Coz he’s fucking great, Coz he’s fucking great

Antonio Colak, Antonio Colak

Coz he’s fucking great

Get it up the clueless bawbags, get it up the clueless bawbags

Antonio Colak Antonio Colak

Gets it right fucking up the clueless bawbags

Repeat ad finitum

Shite song I know, but I made my point.
Catchy, like chlamydia…
 
To the tune of Frankie Goes To Hollywoods ‘Relax’

“Colak, Just Shoot It
Put Your Foot Right Through It”

“Colak, Just Do It
And F*ck The P*pe Anaw!”

“And F*ck The P*pe Anaw!”

:))

Just realised you beat me to it. Same idea although different lyrics!
 
Well come to the club now
Play it up the front now
Give us some urgency
The goals will come immediately

Well come to the club now
Give it to colak now
He will go and score
And make Ibrox roar

Du du du du
 
To the tune of livin alright from auf wediersehen pet lol …

Working on his game from morning till night.
That’s Toni Colak , that’s Toni Colak.

Then a game with the boys, at Ibrox full of noise!
That’s Toni Colak, that’s Toni Colak

Training all day, just for the chance to play, and score a goal on Wednesday night

Then we skelp the Tim’s , because we hate the cùnts..

That’s Toni Colak!

Shite I know, but it’s my first attempt and I’m half pished lol ..

I like it, last line needs a little adjustment lol
 
Rabbi moves like lightening
Kent always faces three
Tillman turns on a sixpence
And says come on after me
Now put your hands up
Show whose best
And there's no one in here leaving
We'll make it out alive

Looking up when the sun comes down
enemies tried to put us in the ground
There's a club over yonder in East end of town
Over the hills they are undercover
Undercover, undercover
We say

2x Green green grass
Blue blue sky
We all support the Rangers
Until the day we die

We stick together, that's what we do
But the club is so much more than just another football team
Aye, Ange a genius (lol), watch and learn
How we sets the world on fire just to watch the suckers moan


Looking up when the sun comes down
enemies tried to put us in the ground
There's a club over yonder in East end of town
Over the hills they are undercover
Undercover, undercover
We say

There's a new number 9
Leading the Rangers line
His name is Antonio (or Tony) Colak
He will score loads in time


[So let's throw a party let's have a party
WATP till the day we die so throw a party]

4x Green green grass, blue blue sky
WATP till the day that we die

Needs tweaking almost there but tired and sore so nap time! Still can be cut down to highlighted chant like a Verse 1 and 2 sung repeated as song is long but just had a little fun with the attempt! If anyone is still on goodnight!
 
Off topic (in that it's not about Čolak, but is still song related), I think there's potential for the chorus of 30/30-150 by Stone Sour to be refashioned to fit Rangers.

They called us the dead generation
They told us that we wouldn't survive
They left us alone in the maelstrom
As you can see we are very alive
We know where you are and we're coming
Let's see you say that shit to our face
30/30-150 remembers
30/30-150 hates.

Never going to happen, but it seems fitting post 2012, and would be intimidating as feck to have a full stadium singing it.
 

To the tune of

Eliza Rose B.O.T.A baddest of them all

Ooh, you’re our Colak baby!
Loves scoring for fun, on the daily!
Ooh, he’s from Croatia, baby!

He’s the baddest of them all! (x 3 repeat)
 
Question.
Has he said he is Ok with being called Tony?
Is this an inability to fit Antonio into songs?
 
Ok short chant sounds good when am imagining he scores and this erupts?

Green green grass
Blue blue sky
We all support the Rangers
Until the day we die

There's a new number 9
Leading the Rangers line
His name is Tony Colak
And he'll score all the time
 
I’m a bit late in on this one but the options on page three here are a bit too long for a football song.
Good ideas but by the time they’re completed there’d be somebody else done something worthy of celebration, or ridicule.
For me it’s short, sharp and simple that’s the best.
Therefore my offering is a regurgitation if the Advocaat/Jelavic ditty from those eras,
“Antonio, Antonio, Antonio, Antonio na na…”
You’ll all know the rest.
 
Not as good as my last one, but hum along to Smells Like Teen Spirit / Nirvana


“When it’s nil-nil, and yer raging
On comes Colak, mad Croatian
Makes the keeper look a plonker
He’s our hero, %^*& the zero …

yeahhh
 
To the tune of copacabana

His name is Colak
He is a Cro-at
He bangs them in from anywhere
and goes flying through the air
.... repeat
 
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