Need to get a song going in honour of Antonio Čolak

To the chorus of Go West by the Pet Shop Boys

ČO-LAK
Leads the forward line
ČO-LAK
Rangers number nine
ČO-LAK
Plays in Royal blue
ČO-LAK
Rangers through and through

Probably the best option. Simply enough to remember and it'll quickly catch on.
...or Village People :shh:
 
George Ezra - Gold Rush Kid

Gold rush kid, robbing the bank
Making a run for it and learning to dance
I'm the gold rush kid, robbing the bank
Making a run for it and learning to dance
Watching me now, now, now
I see you watching me now, I'm dancing
Watching me now, now, now
I see you watching me now, I'm dancing

Antonio Cholak, robbing the ball
Making a run for it and scoring loads of goals
Antonio Cholak, robbing the ball
Making a run for it and scoring loads of goals
Watching him now, now, now
I see you watching him now, he's scoring
Watching him now, now, now
I see you watching him now, he's a Ranger

Phonetically spelled his name for Ally!
 
6 foot 2
Plays in blue
Antonio Colak is after you

*Jaws theme when he scores*
Aye I’m pissed! And whit :))
 
There's only 1 Antonio Colak
There's only 1 Antonio Colak
Follow follow thought he as shite
But now he's alright
Walking in a Colak wonderland
 
surely i cant be the only when i see this thread i hear his name sung to the tune of copacabana? surely the more talented songwriters can make a verse from that? :D
 
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FF version.

Colak, Colak he's dynamite
Colak, Colak is he shite?
Colak, Colak scores again
Colak, Colak wits he dain?
Colak, Colak the new Kris Boyd
Colak, Colak won't fill the void
Colak, Colak needs a song...
Colak, Colak it's all wrong.
 
Whatever he tries, whenever he shoots, he scores a goal
Antonio Čolak
Antonio, Antonio, Antonio Čolak

Take That - Back for Good.

Be gentle, only 10 secs thought put in and 5 hours sleep.

I've tried to get Back for Good going as a song for Ryan Jack before but it never took off. (Ryan Jack's so good)

I guess now it"s time for the Gers to step up,
I feel it"s time.
Got a picture of the Queen beside me,
And she"s putting Red, White and Blue Ribbons on the Scottish Cup.
Oh Yeah.
Cause Pedro"s pure emotion
Gonna shatter Celtic"s dreams
Gonna leave them, gonna leave them behind now.

(Chorus)
Whatever the cup, whatever the league
We"re gonna win it
Cause Ryan Jack"s so good
(Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s so good)

He"d been there so long
But he said **** the dons"
We are the People
and I"m Rangers through and through
(Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s so good)
Ryan Jack"s so good.

He"s a bear, now it"s signed
No more playing with Miles Storey (no no)
He wasn"t good (no no)
In a corner of his mind (corner of his mind)
He wanted glory
And that"s how it will be
In the twist of seperation
We got him on a free
Get it right (get it right) up the sheep.

He said no surrender,
Glasgow Rangers forever (forever)
I"ll be fighting, forever we will be.
For we are loyal Rangers men.


(Chorus)
Whatever the cup, whatever the league
We"re gonna win it
Cause Ryan Jack"s so good
(Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s so good)

He"d been there so long
But he said **** the dons"
We are the People
and I"m Rangers through and through
(Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s so good)
Ryan Jack"s so good.

(Chorus - Reprise)
Whatever the cup, whatever the league
We"re gonna win it
Cause Ryan Jack"s so good
(Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s so good)

He"d been there so long
But he said **** the dons"
We are the People
and I"m Rangers through and through
(Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s, Ryan Jack"s so good)
Ryan Jack"s so good.


Ryan Jack"s so good.
 
He signed for Rangers and no one thought he’d start
He played against us and ripped us apart
Hes fucking magic and don’t you fucking know
His name is Tony, big Antoniooooo
Dodododododo

Shamefully ripped off from Villas Coutinho song.
 
Show Me The Way to Go Home - Ray Anthony (Song from Jaws)

Colak knows the way to goal
With the right foot, the left or on the head
He’s scorin for The Rangers almost every week
And he’s leaving you for dead
Wherever we may roam
Away in Europe and at home
You will always hear us singin this song
For Antonio he’s scoring the goals
 
Was sung yesterday by the UB.

antonio colak, antonio colak
He's our number 9
Scoring all the time
antonio colak

Kyle Lafferty tune
 
Co, Co, Super Co...

Super Tony Colak...

To the age old MoJo tune!

(I don't know how to get the funny symbols on his name!)
 
Only Colak song I heard sung on Saturday was to the tune of the Kyle Lafferty song- He’s 7ft and he plays the flute. Not sure of the lyrics but it was absolutely fucking shite.
Ffs
Amazing players songs last season thsg had the place rocking to a fecking boring dirge like that.

Belter off a song this season for Matondo who hasn’t kicked his own arse but nothing for Tillman or Colak.
 
Thought this was the one that most would go with but it wasn't. The song/chant the UB used for Colak yesterday never really took off.
It was to the same tune that we sing ‘%^*& the SFA,’ and as you say, didn’t take off despite lengthy renditions by the UB’s. As others have said, I’m surprised they didn’t go with the ‘If you’re looking for a striker’ song which has been doing the rounds on social media and is so catchy.
 
Colak Colak Easy OK

Phuk the Paedos and the PIRA

Big Jock Knew but shat it to say.

Colak Easy OK
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It was to the same tune that we sing ‘%^*& the SFA,’ and as you say, didn’t take off despite lengthy renditions by the UB’s. As others have said, I’m surprised they didn’t go with the ‘If you’re looking for a striker’ song which has been doing the rounds on social media and is so
Agreed.
It was played in the Louden yesterday. Everyone singing to it and then at the game the UB chose to go with the Lafferty dirge.
 
Oh, what a feeling!
Colak’s tearing up the 19th Century Terrorists!

To the tune of Dancing on the Ceiling.
 
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