Newcastle unveil their new goalkeeper with promo tweet

[iain18(7)2]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1540035271290458113

New pope…

Sorry. Nick pope is his name.

 

[venturablue]

Anyway

 

[Ta Phyra Loyal]

Their stadium is almost as bad looking as the piggery.

 

[Bangersbc]

I mean... Fair play. There was a joke there to go for. Execution though? Meh...

 

[aayjay]

That's just pathetic.

 

[Gios_Gillet]

Absolutely shit

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Ragin

Won’t be able to eat my dinner now

 

[amabluestar]

Is that it?

 

[theweeman]

Good idea, poorly executed.

 

[SpandauBear]

Thought was more of a water pipe effect in tribute to their new owners.

 

[Angus Og]

George Square had better fireworks before anyone arrived.

 

[Alfie shhh!]

Is that the dust cloud from multiple stonings?

 

[Artful Dodger]

Was that the fog off the Tyne?

 

[Don Vito]

Donald Findlay got hounded for less!

 

[Alfie shhh!]

Ragin

Won’t be able to eat my dinner now

Starvin

I'll eat it for you

 

[Donsky]

Their stadium is almost as bad looking as the piggery.

Lucky for Newcastle they can afford build a new one, or several hundred. The piggery will always be a tip.

 

[orjan_persson]

Mass marketing.

 

[Dynamo]

Shite club, shite stadium, shite fans, shite owners, shite patter.

Shite.

 

[Crouchy]

I like that.

 

[SpandauBear]

Shite club, shite stadium, shite fans, shite owners, shite patter.

Shite.

Not really a fan of ‚The Toon‘ then?

 

[Supersonic2.0]

Their stadium is almost as bad looking as the piggery.

Quite like the inside of it and having been in both ours and their press room, theirs is much better. Food brilliant also

 

[Supersonic2.0]

Shite club, shite stadium, shite fans, shite owners, shite patter.

Shite.

I’ve heard their previous owner was a great guy

 

[deBoersHeader]

Hopefully that shitey Irish pub outside St James' park will be raging about that.

 

[jimcornette]

Injured in training today apparently. He'll miss their glamour friendly in Italy against Jose Mourinho's Roma.

No Pope in Rome.

 

[Grumpyoldman1950]

When he leave’s it will be black smoke

 

[JRC93]

Newcastle dislike aside. That’s a cracking signing for the reported £8-10mil

 

[Alex Boyce]

Fukk him !............

 

[Dynamo]

I’ve heard their previous owner was a great guy

Shite previous owner

 

[FhillBear]

Ragin

Won’t be able to eat my dinner now

What are you having?

 

[Alfie shhh!]

I’ve heard their previous owner was a great guy

He and their current owners are both complicit in human rights abuses. Weird club.

 

[Laudrup1]

What are you having?

Popeseye Steak

 

[FhillBear]

Popeseye Steak

Popesicles for puddin

 

[bear wi nae hair]

Jermaine Geni-as making a comeback in nets?

 

[TheMarbleStaircase]

I thought it was quite funny

Sorry I mean I’m actually sitting here aww ragin!

 

[Fife flyer]

Hopefully that shitey Irish pub outside St James' park will be raging about that.

Maybe they have signed nobody and the Irish pub is on fire

 

[CooperBlu11]

I mean... Fair play. There was a joke there to go for. Execution though? Meh...

The owners do love a good Execution.

 

[Laudrup1984]

I mean... Fair play. There was a joke there to go for. Execution though? Meh...

The new owners are usually known for their great execution skills as well

 

[vinnie]

Watch this space, by the end of this season that club will be a parody.

 

[GR6Ger]

Looking at that the owners haven’t got round to giving their social media teams any money yet.

 

[valencia05]

Celeb fan Ant McPartlin caught having a fly toke?

 

[EastDurhamLoyal98]

I’ve heard their previous owner was a great guy

He never beheaded any journalists (that we know of) so he’s automatically an improvement on their current regime

 

[Rangerista]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1540035271290458113

New pope…

Sorry. Nick pope is his name.

Pandering to the papists.

 

[Dynamo]

Watch this space, by the end of this season that club will be a parody.

No paroddies I know would make such jokes.

 

[Jamiegatami]

They’ve got a Bigg Market for that kind of thing in Newcastle

 

[1914-18]

Fuc k pope

 

[A Ranger]

Never been a fan of theirs I would not lose any sleep if the never one another trophy

 

[Papasmurf]

Their stadium is almost as bad looking as the piggery.

It’s like putting a model of Lego technic together, realising half the bits are misses, then just saying ‘%^*& it, it’ll do’

 

[Shengus Malengus]

How shite was that?

Was half expecting Wile E Coyote to make an appearance.

 

[Stewmelbill]

Looks like someone vaping in the street outside the ground.

 

[Dubs08]

The owners do love a good Execution.

Tbf.. least they've got the balls to do it. Would love to see paedo rapists and murderers etc get executed