Non-specific individual in football shirt incident (to use Daily Record-speak)

[SM™]

Alky, junkie and chib merchant caught stealing from his own.

https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/17582755.drunken-shoplifter-is-jailed/

 

[Talktalk]

It tells you within the first sentence what teams tops he knocked

 

[Prestwick Bear]

Thick mhanky scum prick.

 

[Cooper_11]

They’ve brought us nothing but trouble and shame. This particular soap dodging piece of excrement will be in and out of jail all his life, of that I’m sure.
He has nothing to offer society but grief and sh!te.
He truly is ‘one of their own’

 

[jweebear]

Thief, junkie alkie and a Tim. Bet he's mortified about being labbled a tim.

 

[Ryzogrumpybear]

41 he's not reached his full potential needs to step up his game so many crimes he could commit.

 

[Grimsdale]

41 he's not reached his full potential needs to step up his game so many crimes he could commit.

I know .......41.......Jesus wept.

 

[clubdeckcharlie]

"Defence lawyer Aidan Gallagher said"

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Where did it all go wrong for The Man From Atlantis...

 

[Chastu]

Greenock what a shithole, then again its not the only town that could carry that moniker

 

[Wugs]

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[Wugs]

 

[Ardoyne RSC]

If I woke up from a dream and found I wasn't tattie bread and still married to Victoria Principal (one for the older ones), the last thing I would be stealing was Celtic tops - except to wipe my arse with.

 

[Gibbonbear]

They’ve brought us nothing but trouble and shame. This particular soap dodging piece of excrement will be in and out of jail all his life, of that I’m sure.
He has nothing to offer society but grief and sh!te.
He truly is ‘one of their own’

I wonder how he would have turned out if he had not had the benefit of a RC education for we are always told they instil an ethos into their pupils

 

[Scot_]

Duffy's are well known extended Celtic family in Greenock!

 

[Vallance]

That's one Patrick Duffy that won't wake up in a shower !

 

[SM™]

It tells you within the first sentence what teams tops he knocked

Whoosh!!!

 

[eyalluvitt]

The man from Allsaintsprimary

 

[Coop]

Alky, junkie and chib merchant caught stealing from his own.

https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/17582755.drunken-shoplifter-is-jailed/

There's already a thread in the lounge about this
Ah that felt good, I've always wanted to say that

 

[Broxibear1873]

All that needs said is SCUM!!

 

[BarrheadBlue]

"Defence lawyer Aidan Gallagher said"
We ask for the trial to be stopped as the PF Seamus O'Toole seems to miss-placed the prosecution evidence!!!!

 

[davydumper]

"Defence lawyer Aidan Gallagher said"

Mmmmm saw that, everyone of them seems to have poet lawyer or one with a poet sounding name.

 

[Talktalk]

Oooo what are you like !!!

Whoosh!!!

 

[scottylad72]

Thief, junkie alkie and a Tim. Bet he's mortified about being labbled a tim.

That's not how you spell 19th Century Terrorist Bastard.

 

[wontoofree]

That's not how you spell 19th Century Terrorist Bastard.

It's a sad day in this country when you can't call a 19th Century Terrorist bastard a '19th Century Terrorist bastard', and have to refer to him as a 'tim'.

 

[bilkobear]

Shouldn't this headline read?

Dirty 19th Century Terrorist Thief Steals From Dirty Bstrd Thieves?

Surely?

 

[Dooodooodrooo]

"Sorry boss,I forgot I had that" sounds like this isn't his first experience of the big hoose.

 

[BlueLagoonCo]

It's a sad day in this country when you can't call a 19th Century Terrorist bastard a '19th Century Terrorist bastard', and have to refer to him as a 'tim'.

Never

 

[top_cat]

A career in the SNP awaits this fine upstanding young man.

 

[Diehard]

He uses the gym every day. Wonder if he's pals wi Colin Mckenzie?

 

[Barclay the Bear]

Normal tim behaviour, don't know why anyone is surprised

 

[bluetonic]

Where did it all go wrong for The Man From Atlantis...

He will wake up and have a shower like nothing happened

 

[vinnie]

I know .......41.......Jesus wept.

My thoughts exactly what a waster